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>tfw i will never be a saloon owner in 1878 Oklahoma
>i will never have a double barrel shotgun under the bar that i can pull on unruly patrons
>i can never run a secret brothel upstairs
>Clint Eastwood will never buy whiskey from me
>Clint Eastwood will never be my friend
>will never be avenged by Clint Eastwood when i'm inevitably killed by some lunatic in my bar
i don't need to be the hero of the story, i just want to be apart of it
>Will never be a CalArts animation student that has a circle of quirky friends that eventually make a hit cartoon series.
well, fug.
>i will never go back in time, either to the renascence or the 50's
>i wont get to take credit for massively popular songs and live on in history as a musical genius
why live?
>>24948743
That's pretty fucking obscure, but just autistic enough to make me laugh.
this happened last year, still can't believe it happened.
>senior year of high school
>group of 3-4 friends
>all virgin betas
>eventually Chad comes along
>Chad used to be best buds with beta #2, moved away to Florida then came back
>they start hanging out
>Chad becomes super popular
>friends I've known for 6 years start distancing themselves from me because I hate Chad
>"sorry anon, we just have more fun with him than with you, and y'all hate each other so..."
>ok
>come this weekend, huge house party at chads beach house after senior prom
>all my "friends" are going
>all the normies that got accepted into party school colleges are there
>know the address
>call popo
>"underage kids drinking at ____"
>party busted within 10 minutes
>Chad arrested, felony I think because he's over 18 and owner of the house
>watch on Twitter as kids post and whine about getting rejected from their universities, either from the unis themselves or their parents not letting them go because they don't trust them anymore
>everyone who bullied me through high school gets their college career fucked
>former friends are ok, but whatever
>sit at home playing vidya and slowly feel myself coming out of a 4 year long high school depression
>preparing myself for college in 3 months, working at job saving money and enjoying life
>feels fucking good man.
anyone else got any beta uprising stories
>>24948675
kek op you're such a loser
>>24948709
No OP I think you are rad fuck normies
These Chad and Stacy cousins who bullied me got shot after breaking into houses multiple times.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Byron_David_Smith_killings
best way to please a vagina
how?
put ur dick in it
>Be Chad
>Be in the vagina's general vicinity
there ya go
i've seen a lot of porn in my day but there is some subtle quality to this particular image that has me totally hard
What's it like to come inside a vagina?
i dont know :(
will we ever find out anon?
>>24948539
like puffy sandbags of milk
>>24948539
Probably like cumming in your underwear/hand, but inside a vagina instead.
What do you guys think of this video?
I think its half tumblr and half crippling true.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJ_S5Rjt_iI
Also general depression Thread.
>>24948471
>shitty artsy film about some normalfag who gets upset when her bf dumps her
Didn't watch the whole thing why are you trying to waste my time
>>24948471
>the depression meme
im gonna be honest with you anon, I believe a solid 80% of the idiots who say they have depression actually are just whiny bitches who want an easy way out of doing work
>>24948471
People with depression don't make videos about depression. People with depression shrivel up and die
Who /deadeyes here?
I've seem to have developed it over the last year or so
iktf
Even my mom said she gets uneasy looking at me sometimes.
>>24948423
Yeah, I can say I caught it about six months ago, after a solid year of wage slaving.
>>24948423
People have told me I have "cold" eyes. Can't tell if that means anything or if people are just saying that because my eyes are blue.
Will someone talk to me... please..
>>24948418
What you got on your mind?
hey friend what's up
I'll talk with you anon, What's wrong
ITT: Post your fettish and/or most fapped to image/video
I have a huge fettish for slutty asian girls. I love the idea of making some asian girl worship my alpha white cock.
Pic related, found this image posted a few years back and have fapped to it hundreds of times. Never found the source, but the look in her face is so erotic.
Looks like a slutty white girl
>>24948267
I've fapped to enough asian girls to know one when I see one faggot
>>24948243
>her face
I've got some bad news for you...
So I made this piece of shit a while back but never got around to finishing/posting it anywhere.
did I miss any core r9k maymays or am I good? I was debating putting viper on it but decided he wasn't that intergrated into the board's culture. also, poo poo pee pee/any pepe/wojak memes beyond the ones posted would just overload the image.
>newfag doesnt remember this classic /r9k/ meme
>>24948199
>tfw no bf is on there
NO
>>24948199
save it for the Christmas card in a few weeks
>be in uni
>Christmas break has begun, everyone left to go back home for the holiday
>don't want to go back home because no PC and no friends
Help /r9k/, I'm bored as fuck at uni and I would be even more bored at home because >no friends. Video games are boring. What do I do?
>>24948143
joosten is love, joosten is life
>tfw no joost
>>24948143
damn it really sucks you are an only child
i dont know what i would do at home if i was
are you a freshman in college anon?
>>24948143
Go for a hike, start to learn a programming language, go camping.
Or browse /r9k/ for the rest of the break.
who here cant take it anymore?
i just want to know what it feels like for a fuck to be given about me somewhere in this world. i cant take this anymore. i'm so pent up in my own head, i'm becoming so unhinged and i dont know what to do
i'm lost
>>24948086
I know what you mean anon, the other day I broke down in front of my 2 only friends balling my eyes out.
>>24948086
what is going on, anon?
>>24948217
i finally got a fucking girlfriend, it was the best thing ever, and then she dumped me after a week because her mom fell ill and i'm having trouble coping with having all ive ever wanted and then having it snatched right back away from me
i was so close, she knew about how im a loser with no friends and it didnt matter to her, she said "you have me and thats all that matters"
im going to have to get rid of her off normalfagbook. i cant bear to look at the pictures
>you're a quiet dude anon
>>24948063
For you.
og
I just don't have much to say
>Don't talk to me like you know me
>see normie neighbors smoking weed
>call cops on them
>ok sir we'll send a unit to their address
>please hurry
they'd just laugh at you if you called for that reason. I know, I've done it before.
>>24948054
Post pictures please fampai.
>>24948054
>live in a weed state
>normies smoke weed
>cops are busy doing real work
It's almost Christmas, what are they planning?
>>24948028
Some slutty christmas outfit to wear when Chad fucks them
>>24948028
Bottom two are cute. The other ones are fucking gross.
>>24948028
That chick with the Bob Hope face fucking kills me everytime.
Why does /r9k/ suck this show's dick so much?
It's pretty fuckin mediocre imho.
>>24948022
Self-insertion.
interesting characters
plot is a serious bait-and-switch from the usual 90s mecha anime structure
realistic depiction of depression/anxiety
end of evangelion is an animated eyegasm
cool mecha battles
shinji is a relatable character for any young men who have ever felt worthless or unnecessary
cute girls
Entry level reddit normalfags
