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Potential gf just asked this
>Where did you say you were working again? I can't remember
tfw unemployed and living with parents
Is it time to end myself or do I tell her the truth?
Any advice would be appreciated
tell her you just got fired and you are looking for another job.
buys you time to make up another lie.
In a similar boat, OP. I just don't date atm. Why even try
I'm touching a human female's butt as I post this.
>>24945512
But you're trying to look busy by "texting" people.
She's also hot btw.
>>24945604
No she knows it's r9k.
She thinks you guys are funny.
I'm touching her vagina now btw.
>tfw no tomboy gf that will only give handjobs
>>24945500
I've had many handjobs but not a single one was pleasant in any way.
>>24945527
Pro Tip: Use saliva
>>24945500
I've had a gf like this. It sucks. It's cute at first, but then it felt like I was being keked. It was the worst experience. Don't do it anon.
The government can hire one of these four to destroy ISIS.
Which one would get the job done fastest?
> inb4 linda shitposting
>>24945469
stelios kontos, hands down.
>>24945469
STELIO
>>24945469
eggman4 seconds
can we have some abstract feels?
>get text from old friend i haven't talked to in years
>tells me his band is playing a local venue and wants me to gohe probably sent it en masse but fuck it
>say sure why the fuck not, maybe today will be the day my life turns around at a punk-pop band show
>go to venue
>its sketchy as fuck
>say hi to friend and talk for a bit, then stand in the corner alone for 30 minutes until his band starts
>they're actually pretty good
>everyone is enjoying it and i'm once again alone in a crowd
>set ends, tell old friend it was great
>out of fucking no where, girl i asked out and was rejected by 7 years ago rounds the corner
>she somehow doesnt remember all the creepy and perverted shit i said to her that freaked her out and stopped her from talking to me in the first place
>she says hi and asks me what i've been up to
>tell her basically nothing, still living with parents
>"oh thats awesome"
>then proceeds to tell me abo0ut her boyfriend that shes happily been with for 4 years
>she leaves for a second
>immediately walk out of venue and go home
>spend 40 minutes drive home feeling like i'm going to have a fucking aneurysm and consider just running off the road and seeing what happens
>realize that girl was the only shot i ever had in my whole life at a gf and i fucking blew it 7 years ago and have amounted to nothing
>"how was the concert sweety?"
>"fine mom"
how was your night r9k?
pls rspnd
>>24945456
Sat in bed and pondered what I should do to turn my life around. Then I realized my life is pointless, so I laid down and existed.
>>24945710
I don't know why i ever think things will change for the better. i've started slipping and mentioning how unhappy i am to my parents, i cant handle them knowing how depressed i am.
>only one chance at life
>born with a small penis
this is bullshit
>>24945406
>tfw born with a penis so small that it's a clit and you're female
Get on my level, OP.
>>24945406
Just turn yourself into your pic, then you get a second chance.
>>24945426
You have penis envy?
>Mfw Freud is right all along
I recommend you that being a lesbian is a sight better than being FtM in this day and age. The SJWs AND repillers will make your life living hell.
>Go to akinator
>If it asks if you are real say no
>Answer honestly about yourself
>Say "dont know" if it asks specifically about a series
You will then find the character that most resembles you.
pic related
>>24945323
bump sounds fun
>>24945323
Why Ronald McDonald of all people
>>24945323
This never occurred to me as possible. Gonna try it as soon as I get home
Do you guys ever get the feeling that /r9k/ is a really unhealthy echo chamber where bad ideas and behaviors are reinforced and lead to destructive decisions?
No why would anyone ever think that?
>ever get the feeling
that's pretty much what this place is bro. misery & self-pity loves company, and there's a lot of it to go around.
No shit dumbass, its the male version of tumblrs sjw corner
>the sensation of not having a gal pal xd
>>24945136
>arrrrr eeee eeee eee eee people within one standard deviation of societal expectations in the first world depart this website
shame on you for having a job
>>24945136
>ugh I feel bad since I overeat, dont sleep, and leech off the government, good thing this is an anonymous image board so noone can call me a liar when I dont kill myself.
It really baffles me how Donald Trump is the leading republican candidate
It's like a running joke that should have concluded long ago
If Pena Nieto and Maduro won the Mexico and Venezuela elections, it shouldn't be a wonder if Trump wins the US ones (I mean, Americans placed Bush on the white house).
>Non-ASCII text is not allowed
He's a meme candidate, plain and simple. He's loud, he's well-known, he's rich as fuck, and he's an extremist, which the GOP continues to see as a positive for some godforsaken reason.
And just like every other loudmouth extremist, he will be outvoted by the quiet majority. Hopefully that will prove to the Republicans that they need to start going more moderate to get anything they want done, especially since more of America is leaning liberal these days.
>>24945108
>>24945161
>>>/kukbook/
To any female that may be reading this: I would like to propose an arrangement. I'm male, 29 years old, white, tall, thin. I make about 140k a year and live in major US city. It is enough for a couple people to live a comfortable middle class lifestyle.
I want to find a girl to domestically pair with, but my age and complete lack of experience (as well as idiosyncratic personality) make it hard for me to do in real life. I want to find a girl who is just willing to line up her wants with what I can offer, and her offer to what I want.
What I offer:
* Comfortable middle class lifestyle. We can eat out when we want, where we want. Live in a reasonable house outside of the city (I'm currently month to month in an apartment, so living situation is flexible). Go and do events in the city. Take weekend getaways to the little islands nearby and rent a nice place there, etc.
* I'm an intelligent, adaptable problem solver. I can help take care of things that might come up. I plan for the future. Things in my life are going reasonably well, and I could lend a hand in any difficulties that might be going on in your life too.
* Loyalty. As I mentioned, I'm 29 years old, and have no experience with women. As such, you could be supremely confident of my long term intentions.
* Flexible lifestyle. You could work if you want to. Go to school. Volunteer. Be a NEET. Whatever.
What I want:
* Not fat
* Kind person
* Feminine
* Not pushy regarding sex. The fact that I've gone 29 years without should tell you everything you need to know about my sex drive, and your should be compatible. Not that this might not change over time with a willing partner - but, well, I may have just gone too long.
If you are interested at all, then send me an email (or instant message) at Just A Throw Away 4chan (but all one word) at gmail.com
Also, feel free to ask me questions in this thread. Or just post here to help keep my dream of finding a gf alive.
It's silly, but I believe.
>>24945001
Faggot, fuck a moped. That's all you're good for. Stick your dick in the exhaust and get some other faggot to rev the engine until you achieve orgasm.
>>24945001
I can dress up like a qt girl m8
everyone talks about some injustices in the world, like "boo hoo there's starving kids in africa" or "waaaa I was raped" even though nine times out of ten these bad things happening to them are entirely deserved. nobody ever talks about the real injustices in life. nobody can see who the real people that suffer are. I'm 24 years old and I've never even kissed a girl in my life. this is a real injustice. can't you see? where is my girlfriend? while some chads go out every night and have sex with whores over and over again, I'm stuck here in complete lonely misery, doomed to be unloved by the world. where is the justice for me? normies can't see that their actions may seem to be harmless but in reality they're oppressing people like me. I have to sit through the agony of watching everyone who I went to high school with get a beautiful girlfriend who loves them while I get nothing. absolutely nothing. how is this fair at all? tell me. you can't. it's not fair. we should introduce government mandated girlfriends and everyone is partnered with a girl to prevent the injustice of loneliness. women can't make rational decisions for themselves. if they could, then Id have plenty of girlfriends and women who adore me, but instead they submit to some dumb college football ape. thus the government of men should make decisions for them. the first decision should be assigning me a girlfriend, as well as every other man who has suffered under normie oppression. we do this by killing all the chads. everyone who is physically larger than me and not as smart as me should be shot, this will reduce the male population, and increase the women:male ratio. then the remaining males who are truly deserved of girlfriends can have four or five women to please them how they wish.
>>24944992
I'll take autism for $500, Tom!
>>24944992
If you were actually smart you would have kissed a girl by now.
>>24944992
DUDE EVERYBODY IS EVIL BUT STARVATION AND RAPE IS FUNNY AND THEY DESERVED IT WHY DON'T PEOPLE LIKE ME LMAO
Lose your superiority narcissistic personality, be friendly, don't be an asshole who mocks the disadvantaged, go outside, get a job and a life, and then maybe you'll get a gf.
Dear Taig,
Hello! How are you?
Any luck with 9.1 9.2 jb?
Pray you release full JB soon because Apple stop signing 9.0.2 and below iOS version so I am counting on you for WiFi application.
Thank you for your contribution.
Peace, love
OP
Ali,
Just because you have a boyfriend now doesn't mean you can separate yourself from all of your other friends. We miss you. I know you think he's perfect and it's your first serious relationship, but anyone with a brain can see it's not going to last and you're shooting yourself in the foot by investing all of your time and energy into it.
-C
>>24944952
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-a
Kathy,
I hope you're where you want to be in life, even if we only spoke directly to eachother over a shitty chat client, and even then very rarely.
- koopa
Welcome back, anons. Sorry for my two-day absence, but the Frog & Feels is once again operational. Come on in and get yourself something to drink.
I have spring, and two summer semesters until I finish graduate school with a masters in Accounting.
I fucking hate accounting, and my gay ass fucking normie peers already have jobs and their whole fucking life set up. I have to listen to them brag about their internships and plans for being successful in the future.
I'm gonna fucking choke the next bitch who asks me if I have a job already.
>>24944855
I just realized today that I can't stop fapping to cartoons.
Give me a hot sake please and keep 'em coming.
>>24944855
Start mixing me up something with orange juice. I'll be back in a minute, gotta get some take-out before I'm too smashed to drive.
>tfw you've been waiting all week until a night when you could (and had an excuse to) drink alone solely for one of these threads
>tfw stopped aging at 15
>tfw girls on campus think I am a math prodigy who graduated early
>mfw my neighbors thought I still go to highschool
>tfw still looking for a grill with a little boy fetish to deflower me
Anyone else?
>>24944783
I dunno. I have no body hair or facial hair and everyone asks me what grade I am in high school even though I'm about to graduate from college
I'm also looking for a qt to /ss/ me
>>24944837
I can't even facial hair although I do have some body hair that I started shaving because I am a border line faggot.
>>24944870
are you skinny as hell like me? I'm also very pale. I only shave my pubes because hair is uncomfortable down there
