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>You are always that guy who just listens but never contributes to the conversation
>You will never actually be wanted in the group, just tolerated
You have to give them something to talk about.
>>24939662
iktf.....iktf
I just hate talking, man
In a way, I even like hanging out with girls because they can just talk for hours and hours without me really saying much
Who is the nicest person here?
probably me
i am pretty nice
i help people sometimes i guess
>>24939652
What do you like to help with?
I'm pretty nice when my sadistic tendencies don't show
any of you faggots been in the navy or military?
Just got to my ship, been out to sea twice. We just pulled in from a 1 month underway this week. Not looking forward to my remaining 3 years onboard.
Amazing the amount of autism onboard a submarine.
some pics
heres some more pictures from days long past
heres a good one of some poor recruit
>he thinks his education is an interesting conversation topic
>he
It is. Now if you said she, I would've laughed with you. A man's career and education are his value. They mean nothing in a woman if she doesn't have looks though.
>she thinks I have the ability to talk about anything else
>>24939611
>buttblasted useless rod detected
Zzzzaaaaappp zaaaap zzzaaap
Keep using the pharmajew
Zaaaap
what happened to the old thread, it was getting really lewd
>>24939508
No. I will refuse the Jew.
>>24939508
Why are you so mean and weird please stop.
Should robots just embrace their autism and stop trying to awkwardly hide it?
>>24939441
Yeah that's what I'm doing
>>24940047
How is it working for you?
>>24940133
He's posting on r9k on a Saturday night
What do you think?
>"Hey anon! Stacy bet me that her butthole tastes better than mine. Will you help us settle this? :)"
>>24939364
no
antidegeneracyblox
Grow an ass first
>>24939364
First i need you to see how my dick tastes
I saw something on here about people with small pupils being creepy looking.
Are my pupils two small??
>inb4 blog
>Inb4 nigger
>>24939244
they change depending on the light
but you know this don't you
stupid thread, saged
>>24939244
other then the fact you are ugly as fuck, there is nothing unusual with your face
>At sister's surprise party literally right now
>All her friends are fucking taller than me and she's underage
>Men and women tower over me, teenagers getting off with each other
>after a few hours I've just locked myself in a dark room while my 6"0+ guitarist friend gets off with some girls and smokes weed
>no one cares where I am, at least I'm at peace with bro cats who have also hidden themselves here
This is pretty soulcruching. A few of them made comments about my height and age.
just get some booze/weed and cuddle with your catbros, that's always /comfy/
Cats are bro tier animals. Some of the truest friends I had.
>>24939283
I have booze but no weed. The thing is, because they're underage, my parents are also supervising this party and I want to appear normal to them, especially because I periodically tear condoms open when visiting my mom's house and leave them in my old bed room. Also unfortunately catbros are outside atm.
How does it feel to know the beta you're gonna settle for has been balls deep in escorts all through his 20's?
I really wanna know r9k
>>24939191
>throwing your hard earned money (or neetbux) at worthless subhumans
Just get an ugly, cheap wife and let 10 negroes bang her every night, that way it will cost you less to become the ultimate top cvck
>>24939191
>Me
>Settling for a beta
top kek to be honest family
ITT: Music women will NEVER understand
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtaRC9vHSgY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9tWyTZyx94
System of a down
>>24938931
https://youtu.be/PaN3tP_ZbV0
When did your life start falling apart?
What series of events has led to you being on the social recluse and depression board of 4chan right now?
I just come here to watch faggots whine.
>>24938746
got a 3.8 gpa, 38 mcat, applied to med school and didn't get in. Life has been downhill from there.
Decided I needed to be a special snowflake and become a history professor and writer instead of a STEM
Anyone wanna tell me how to talk to a girl I see in the hall everyday
She's beatiful Familia the cutest but I don't even know her name or any of her friends for that matter (I don't have many myself) but I see her alone when I see her too.
>>24938715
dont do it op you will not succeed
>>24938758
Be positive fampai it might work
just gotta tell yourself "fuck all" go to her and start with asking her name for a start.
there is no tip, at some point you just gotta take the risk
Any robots on ps4 here? C-can I be your friend, anon? drop some usernames
um...
no
Robot, how about some rocket league?
Kommando389
why would I want to do that?
I hate playing games with other people
When is it okay to cry as a man?
Right before you fall asleep.
always fampai
>>24938676
this is the only correct response
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