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Wagekek here
Neetfags... i understand you have miserable lives. You don't have friends, you get 1 hour of sun light a week. You don't shower for days, you have no purpose or goal in life. You will soon turn 30 and still live with parents.. you've never been to a party.
You wake up depressed every day, with the same schedule. etc etc.
I understand it is a shit tier life... but why must you lie and say you like it like that? I was once a NEET for a few years, and the only way i could cope with such a shitty existence was doing drugs daily.... in front of my PC.
Please prove me wrong subhuman NEETS...
protip you can't :^)
>inb4 b8... i'm really curious... no b8
I am a NEET, but I don't live with my parents.
>born rich
>parents bought me house
>will someday inherit millions of dollars
>spend my days playing video games and hanging out with my dog
>exercise
>go outside daily because i walk my dog
>have been to parties before that were unrelated to family
NEET just implies you are not in education or employment. I didn't go to college and I don't have a job.
>>24937880
Can I live your house?
>>24937880
Where did you meet your friends? when you were still at school?
What is your world view?
it suck ass i want out
>>24937748
Everyone deserve a fair and equal chance in life.
this is me desu senpai
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ITT: post more examples of shitty normie advice
>Personal growth fixes all your problems
>Just b yourself
>Positive thinking! Fake it till ya make it!
>Height doesn't matter!
>Be confident and find a hobby and girls will flock to you
>>24937738
Why, theyre right, bruh, it really works.
You just have to invest some time and work in it. But if you dont have the willpower to change your life, then dont whine about it on a manchurian shadow puppet play board.
>find your passion and you'll never have to work a day in your life
>just go to the gym bro
>"but how is that related to depression"
>JUST GO TO THE GYM BRO
>JUST LIFT
>LIIIIIIIIIFT
>white guys have pink dicks
Seriously that shit is disgusting.
>>24937724
??? u mad. i love my pink cock
>Black people have dicks that look like turds coming out of their front
Makes me wanna puke
White guys with dark features don't have pink dicks, thankfully.
time to play chad bingo
>>24937631
The only one I meet is being able to lift 1.5 times my bodyweight. That's it.
>>24937631
>with at least 300HP or above
Nigga I pumped my health stats early on in the game. Doesn't mean I'm a normie.
lol i always thought of myself as normie as fuck, but all i got is I'm not a virgin lol
>be me in college
>kind of friends with qt girl who lives IN MY DORM
>one friday night she texts me asking me where I am
>obviously it's friday night so i am drunk
>I tell her where I am and she comes to me
>hangs around me all night
>she's sober and won't drink anything even if i offer it
>leads me to her room
>we fuggg
>she seems really into it
>next day, neither of us contact each other
>for the entire 7 days after, she just ignores me whenever we pass by each other on the way to class
>around the 3rd day mark she texts my friend asking him to hang out with her and get food, etc. etc.
>what the fuck
>yesterday is friday, so a week after we banged
>We share mutual friends so we go to a bar in a group. We don't really talk
>All last night all she does is try to get away from me and whoever i'm hanging out with
>I try to ignore her too just to play her stupid games
>decide at 3:40am last night to text her asking if she had smoked last night
>no response, fuck it, go to sleep
>wake up
>"read at 11:45am"
Just like that guy in the other thread,
why is it that all I do is get
KUCKED
U
C
K
E
D
at every turn? EVERY FUCKING DAY
You are bad at sex
machigainai
>>24937390
Report her to the school for raping you for poetic justice.
>>24937483
is that a new wordfilter or are you just a weeb?
I guess I must have missed that moment in life where you learn how not to be a glutonous fatass. Everyone tells me to keep on trying to lose the weight, and it feels good for a couple of days, but then everything just halts and I'm back in the gutter again.
I can't stand this. It feels like my mind is numb. There is no escape from this.
>>24937298
Calculate TDEE
eat 500 calories below that
exercise
Sincerely, /fit/
>wow that was fucking hard
no bump for you
>>24937341
What's so fucked up is how easy that task seems to be for everyone else and how easy it should be for me. Trying and failing at it makes me feel like I'm some kind of useless bag of shit. Whining and bitching about it also makes me feel useless. I'm going to kill myself at this rate
>tfw lost 55 pounds in 6 months
>don't feel any better or look any better, gain it all back
Why bother
How do you continue living life knowing you will NEVER have sex/have a real loving relationship with a girl? What's the point?
>>24937282
When you are comfortable and you can coolly analyze the awfulness of things (which is all true)... it is very easy to underestimate the human animal instinct for self-preservation. Put anyone in an enclosure and start filling it with water, and watch them claw, struggle, try anything.
This instinct persists even if the second instinct (reproduce) seems impossible. Everyone here regularly underestimates the former instinct.
There is a popular thing to do in this place, it's to the point of being a meme. Basically, people in their 20's or 30's like to boast that they'll give it another 5 or 10 years, tops, and then end it, because apparently life worth living is over at 35 or 40. It's always a ways out, almost never something immediate.
Almost none of those boasters will follow through. Because, as I said, the instinct for self-preservation is so strong that even robots, who know the score on the awfulness of the world, don't usually struggle against it. A successful suicide is a very, very rare phenomenon in the general population. I can think of two people I've met over the course of my life, one male, one female, who attempted suicide. Neither one succeeded.
>>24937282
If I have to work for a living and pay bills, I'd rather stay single for the rest of my life.
>>24937282
you're not going to believe me, but I literally lost my virginity yesterday
Apart from the notion of ticking it off the checklist of experience, I feel exactly the same. I still hate myself and my pathetic life.
What I'm trying to say is, don't see sex as a solution to your problems. It was a fun experience, but it's not like when you're done she hands you a chad pill
What buzzword will replace "kek", lads?
I find it amazing how fast these change and, more importantly how fucking quickly I forget what used to be the 'standard'.
4chan has gone through so fucking many flavour of the month(s) insults and every time I think "well I can't possibly forget this one seeing how it's been fucking everywhere since forever now" and then every time it's gone and I forget it was ever popular.
post-kek lol revival ladwew
>>24937112
such as? give some examples what youre refering to
who /social phobia/ here?
i feel mine's getting worse and soon i won't be able to leave the house again
how do you robots fight this problem?
>>24936908
I'm even finding it harder to talk to my mum. It's getting that bad.
Don't know how to fight it anymore, will probably an hero the next year if it won't get any better
>implying people with social phobia even get invited to parties
>Be today
>Go on date with a girl
>she is super shy in general however warms up and we have a nice conversation
>shes laughing at all my shitty jokes and is touching my arm/leg
>obviously having a good time
>She's leaving and I tell her I'll text her
>ask if she liked tonight
>she says just text me
>mfw
I'm over here trying to get my dick felt and she keeps playing hard to get
It's paradoxical as fuck that she can be pretty socially awkward and shy one minute and play full hard to get the other
What the fuck is going on
I feel like I'm getting keked at every turn
>>24936883
>It's paradoxical as fuck that she can be pretty socially awkward and shy one minute and play full hard to get the other
That isn't paradoxical.
>>24936883
>waaah waaah I hate whores girls should be pure virgins
>wait why isn't this girl putting out I want her to act like a whore already
>>24936967
I mean sure, if the media keeps going on about this sex culture I can't seem to find it
Fuck
Do you guys ever get the urge to just completely abandon your life? Sometimes I think about trading my car in for a motorcycle, buying a bunch of meth and heroin, and roaming around the country on one long bender until I die. I'm sick of trying to live my life the "right" way, going to school and work and trying to be a good person and still not feeling anything.
Yes. Fantasize about quitting my job and moving somewhere new.
My life is only going down hill from here, so I dream about it constantly. I would actually do it if certain people didn't depend on me.
>>24936661
Sometimes I really want to sell everything and go to South America or Central or Southeast Asia and just aimlessly wander around, teaching English or doing odd jobs to survive once my money runs out. Just see as much as I could.
I could never do it though because there's no reason to live without a constant Internet connection.
Who here /tidy/
>meme folder is categorized
>folders within folders
>everyday go though them and delete old or never used pics, webms and gifs so it dosent get cluttered
windows 8 sucks can't move around folders
Lacking newfriend.
>He doesn't keep a tagged, sorted repository of his images
>>24936664
t-thanks
ggvsrfs
Make me cum, tell me your nastiest fetishes.
>>24936513
I want to roleplay slavery with a black girl
>>24936513
I want to have normal vanilla sex with a girl
>>24936642
Opposite here senpai
This is a thread about mental health and illness, as browsers of this board need to be more aware of these topics.
It is worth noting that mental illnesses shouldn't be stigmatised, as anyone may suffer from one during their lifetime. Instead, mental illnesses should be perceived in the same manner as illnesses like influenza or urinary tract infections: contractable by anyone and treatable by medical professionals.
I hope that at least 1 person who sees this thread and thinks about these questions seeks medical attention and sees an improvement in their life because of it.
If you honestly answer yes to any of the following questions it is likely that you have a mental illness and should seek medical attention for treatment.
>have you ever felt that life is not worth living?
>have you ever felt like you wanted or deserved to die?
>do you feel like there is no hope for the future?
>have you ever thought about harming yourself? If so, how would you do it?
>have you ever come close to or actually harmed yourself? If so, how did you do it? What stopped you if you didn't do it?
>have you ever thought about ending your own life? If so, how would you do it?
>have you ever come close to or actually attempted to end your own life? If so, how did you do it? What stopped you from succeeding? Do you wish you had succeeded?
>have you ever thought about or actually harmed other people? If so, how would you/did you do it?
>do you ever hear voices that other people don't hear?
>do you feel unsafe in the world? If yes, why?
>>24936509
OP your thread will fail for one reason, and one reason alone:
the majority of people on this board KNOW that they have a problem, but for many different reasons they choose to or are unable to get help. you are assuming that /r9k/, of all places, is ignorant about mental health issues when we are the most aware.
>>24936993
I figure that a lot of people here have a problem and know it, I'm just hoping that someone realizes that there is something they can do about it
Every single one of us is going to fail that depression screening, you know that.
We don't seek help because we're either too far gone or unable to get help for some reason.
We're a stupid bunch, but don't insult what little intelligence we have.
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