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Winter is almost here. Let's talk about the best season.
Winter can be comfy, but I prefer seasons in which I can go hiking without freezing my ass off.
When I was a kid, I used to hate winter. Too cold, you couldn't go outside with friends without bundling up, and you had to stay inside more often.
As I've grown up and gotten more lonely, I've become a lot more fond of winter. It's very peaceful. Everything is quiet, there's no kids screaming outside, no bugs, you're not sweaty, you can just sit inside under a blanket and watch the snow fall, or put on a coat and just go for a walk alone. Sorry if this post is gay as shit but I really like winter.
winter is incredibly depressing, it reminds me of all the amazing christmastime memories I've had as a child
christmas literally makes me want to die these days
ITT ask someone from the future anything that won't affect the future.
>>24936439
Why would someone shoot a man, before throwing him out of a plane?
>>24936464
I don't know. Is this a reference?
>that won't affect the future.
you're a big guy
How was it for you robots? Awkward moments?
But I haven't lost it
>arrive at school
>walk through front gate
>female friend runs up at me screaming my name
>forceful hug
that is how I lost my hugvirginity.
T-This won't weaken my wizard powers though, right?
>lose your virginity
>robot
Pick one.
If you've kissed a girl, get out.
If you've have a girlfriend, get out.
If you're not a virgin, GET OUT.
Tired of these "help me with my gf gais" threads. Normies GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
non wizards should get banned
Who honestly gives a fuck. go kill yourself you piece of shit low life cunt
>>24936357
This board is for robots. If you're not a robot, you shouldn't be here. So leave, REEEEEEEEE
Have you ever had a girl like you who you didnt like?
If a girl liked me I'd go for it anyway. You know how much I wished I had someone who was obsessed with me?
Every day
>>24936330
OP here hang in there man, what age are u?
Happened a few times (2-5) some would make it quite obvious as to ask if I'm single while the others barely said a word to me
So guys. I'm Norwegian and this female American exchange student started in my class. She looks like your typical tumblr feminist. She's got short dyed hair, glasses and piercings.
After a couple of weeks I get properly introduced. She's actually really cool she's really sarcastic, has great humour, actually really good looking, dresses nicely with thigh highs and everything. After a while I actually almost fuck her while we were watching movies together. She knows I'm a beta guy and actually took the initiative and started kissing and everything. She's amazing at kissing and jerks me off while we're kissing.
We get really close after a while and I actually fell in love with her. This is first time I've seriously been in love man. She doesn't seem like she wants to be in a relationship, which is fine since we're basically in one. Her host parents can't speak English very well so she wants to get a new host family. She also wants to change classes since she's already graduated in the US and already knows most of what we're learning. So she changes host family and classes and we get more and more distant. I feel this bad man, she seems like she doesn't. She's having so much fun with her new classmates and we hardly speak. Feels bad man. I don't know what to do with my weekends anymore or weekdays. I just game and smoke weed now I feel myself getting more and more depressed. I can't believe a girl could make me feel this way. I've always been really unemotional.
>>24936198
I honestly, like on a personal level hope you commit suicide soon.
Sounds like that blows man. Got any pics of her?
Looks like you've been pumped and dumped, chump.
what skill do you want to have, /r9k/
i wish i could play a cello or the violin
but googling that shit and it seems like you can't teach yourself that shit
guitar and piano yes this shit no
fml
I want to learn drawing and woodworking
>drawing
Its fucking insane how shittyi am
>woodworking
You need all kinds of tools and stuff and enough space
>>24936165
It's easier than you think, dude. You just gotta get your right hand technique down and the positioning of the bow. For awhile, it'll sound like you're killing a cat, but eventually, you figure out how to make it sing. It's in muscle memory, and you won't learn that by not attempting. As far as fretting it goes, buy you some thin tape, get a tuner, and start figuring out where and what each note is, and put some tape on the fret board and mark it. After awhile, you won't need the tape to mark where your fingers belong. The muscle memory kicks in, and it gets easier.
I wish I was a better writer. I can write okay, but I want to be amazing at it. I want to be able to pound out hundreds of pages of harrowing gut wrenching reality.
Speed seems to help some, but maybe the quality is shit. I guess it's all shit anyway.
Risk Thread!
Have a read through the rules, then post with the required details.
Be specific with your actions.
Starting positions.
I don't think you're gonna make it op
Germany, start around Berlin
My gf is on her way to my house to blow me and fuck me
in the mean time, I'm chilling, drinking beer and shit posting on 4chan
u mad?
No, have fun OP.
>>24935901
Why would I be mad? This does not effect me in any way.
>>24935901
Classy broad.
>Asian "Masculinity"
TOP
KUK
Asian "Masculinity" should be shown in textbooks as an example of the perfect oxymoron.
asian girls are slaves to the white cock.
its true
I fucked this 9/10 asian bitch while I wastraveling europe
shit was tight
Would you guys like to hear a story from a sad person? Give me the go ahead and we can bask in >tfw no hope in life.
Sure buddy post it
>>24935823
I'm here for you man. The only thing we have, is each other.
Ight. Not sure if this is so extreme or it'll pass but here we go.
Two years ago (April time) , hadn't had a gf for all my life, be the guy in high school who the girls would joke about dating. Started getting more and more into music at this time, particularly vaporwave because /mu/. I talked to this girl from cali over this game and got really close, she was fuck ugly but we got along. Couldn't be bothered with a ldr at the time so I cut her off, and began deluding myself that I was a sociopath. Did this to numerous other girls despite getting really close to them. My friend told me I needed to get a gf because he found it sad, so I went ahead and installed some dating app. Started talking with this girl 6/10, Asian, lived not too far away, got along in ever way and she liked the music I was into. One day for no reason I decided to cut her off. We were close to meeting up and getting even closer and I got annoyed by her all of a sudden. A month later my grandad died, and throughout the summer holidays I was going crazy, I thought I was dead and was in purgatory, but didn't really care about the girl I cut off. After summer school started again and things were going okay. I slowly began to notice how there weren't any girls who were similar to the girl I was talking to, we'll call her Jessica for now. I talked to the few friends I had about it and they were like, you need to man up and unblock her and say sorry. I had thoughts in my head that she wouldn't care and would laugh at me for taking it so seriously, or hate me for it because of how close we were to meeting up. Shit gets more intense, trust me.
Hey there,
I'm six foot. I'm the best at what I do in my country (Rapping. I've gotten my props from the top of the top in USA.) I'm on radio, I have a long - long list of accomplishments. I've just turned twenty. My dick is 7.5 inches - every girl I've fucked comments on it. Every ex of mine (Single at the moment, I have eight or nine girls I can hit up to fuck when I like) tells me I'm the best they've ever had. I've made them cum more times than you will ever make them in one session. I used them and broke their hearts.
I conversate with legends, I'm gang connected - and I'm the guy to ask about fixing your life up. I have people asking me constantly to bring them up, asking me for favors - asking me for bullshit.
So here's your chance. Ask me something. Anything.
OP trip.
Your going to get old and ugly. You might also catch gonaherpasyphalitusAIDS. Some day you're going to die. What will people remember you as? A walking dildo?
What's it feel like to have a good life because your genes came together in just the right way?
Charger for mac tip moved around so often with laptop that it is too flexible to keep the wiring together. I tried playing with the wiring. It no longer works. Replacement is $100, and too poor to get another one. Paying overdraft fees for my chequing acct which is in the negatives, as well as monthly fees for overdue money hanging out in my credit.
That means I'll be without internet for up to a year until my job grants me full time instead of part time.
95% left on battery. Any suggestions on how I should occupy my time without a computer?
Maybe the withdrawals which will separate me from the comp will be worth it.
93 percent left :(
92.... It's like waiting for your death.
90%.. This will be a test of my mental endurance
You are given $1,000,000. Realistically, what would you do with it?
>pay for rest of college education
>give half to my parents
>buy a car
>get a nice studio apartment and have all rent payments covered
I can't think of anything creative beyond that. I just want the basics covered desu.
>>24935592
You forgot taxes.
>>24935592
really triggers me when shitty accounts watermark content that isn't theirs REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>24935607
Okay, 1,000,000 after taxes.
this website
https://babelia.libraryofbabel.info
uses an algorithm to form every single picture that has ever existed and can ever exist
>it has the CIA photo I drew in photoshop last week
>it has pictures of every person's birth
>it has photos of every person's death
>it has photos of every person at every stage in their life
I'm losing my fucking mind because of this holy shit
Does it have a photo of a mommy Rosey mommy gf tucking me in at night?
>>24935495
hmmm please someone test it
>>24935539
yes
are you happy robot???
>>24935552
do it yourself nigger
