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RARE ROBOTS ONLY THREAD
polish robot here
Kurwa
That is all.
>>24975635
not even polish
That's not rare, that's retarded
t. russian robot
is baseball the most robot sport?
>stats appeal to autists
>normies generally don't watch it, just old people and autists
>can go to a game by yourself and no one gives a shit, just sit by yourself in the top deck
>not dominated by niggers
>>24975564
It is a good robot sport. They try their best to normify it though. rah-rah jump-up-and-down cheerleading sounds whenever someone gets a base hit. Stupid games and crap on the jumbotron in between innings. They really don't want you just sitting back on a nice day, relaxing, and watching the game, they figure it needs to be loud and energetic. This is also a factor in why so many teams try to build lineups full of home-run hitters instead of having better hitters with less power - chicks dig the long ball. Just like how the NFL changes the rules every year to try and discourage defense and encourage passing offense, cause they figure normies want to see big bang-bang plays.
it's annoying
basebore
>>24975767
Maybe American autists who like baseball should try watching cricket.
All the autism of baseball with none of the flare. You really can just relax and watch.
And games can go on for days and days at a time.
>tfw no gf to play Crusader Kings II with
>>24975559
I doubt girls could play that game.
>>24975625
i saw a girl reference the game on her okcupid profile once.
She didn't reply to my message.
>>24975559
>dat border gore tho
>my little cousin just posted this on his normiebook
>i've long suspected he's a fag and but now he has a "girlfriend" he's constantly gloating about
>who incidentally looks like a fucking dude
Hmmmmmmmmm.
How do I deal with this?
Let him live his life.
>>24975525
>that fat fuck is considered little to you
how fucking fat are you?
>>24975525
m8 he's at least found someone
think of how awful it is to be so lonely, then stop trying to make other people just as lonely
What are you listening to at this moment, robots?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-y5chqPDb0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hszFUfCU5c
I'm feelin' edgy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiomcuNlVjk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQstQST1GiM
Trying not to cry. ;_;
Anyone else hate their family and actively working to get away? I'm wagekeking over 50 hours a week to make $6,000 dollars. I will then rent a room on the other side of the country and try to make it there any way that I can, and when I say make it, I mean being able to comfortably afford a place of my own to live. I don't plan to come back for at least 5 years, if at all. If I end up a broke loser, I plan to spend my last bit of money on a bus ticket to San Diego where I will be homeless.
Gee, sounds like an airtight plan
>>24975068
It's not at all and that sounds a lot better than living on the east coast any longer, or the south, or the midwest.
>>24975136
Seems like you got it all figured out
Hello anons. I owe you an apology and an explanation. You've probably noticed my absence the last few days, and it's because I have some serious personal and health issues right now. I don't know if I'll be able to continue making these threads regularly anymore. Anyway, I'm here tonight. Can I get you a drink?
Glen Moray neat. If you don't have the Chardonnay then I'll take the normal twelve.
>>24974976
Vodka
feeling like shit
1 more week then I get some rest
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8s2MSVaXNqQ
some music for the jukebox
Whats going on in your life mate?
>>24975007
I might just have the Chardonnay back here, anon. Want me to leave the bottle?
>>24975030
Here's a vodka, anon. Finals this week?
I have a chronic condition that's been getting gradually worse since my early teens, but it's been getting worse much faster as of late.
What do you want for christmas this year robots? I want a qt with great honking norks
A new camera lens or a new graphics card so I can play SFV
but i would settle for a qt with great honking norks
>>24974925
>camera lens
>going outside to take fucking pics you turn into facebook likes
GET THE FUCK OUT NORMIE
>>24974872
anxiety to improve so i can live a life that isn't eternal regret
Feeling anything?
Want to get something off of your chest?
Tell 'em here.
I fucking hate yellow and before the death of my mom she gave me paints and colours, In the last moments I painted our home without sun and she told me: But I want to see the sun again, after of that, my mom died and she never saw the sun again.
I stole her last sun.
>>24975243
We're starting off strong today
>>24974861
i wish i could be drunk forever
What is a normal age to lose your virginity?
I'd say 15-16 are the most common ages
nowadays its about 13
11 if you hit puberty early.
>>24974814
Is it ok to take a girl's virginity at 15, but as a 21 yr old guy?
....Is it ok for her to take mine?
>>24974814
in Japan the average age is 20
so if I pretend I am Japanese than theoretically I have a year left
ITT: we name a worse board than /r9k/
/aco/
>>24974771
/r9k/ is the best board.
/tv/ is the worst.
>>24974786
/r9k/ is worse than /b/
It's obviously /a/
WILL YOU STILL LOVE ME TOMORROW
>>24974684
You let Pepe do those unspeakable things to you. Did those things in front of me too.
Chad doesn't love you today, never mind tomorrow
A CANDY COLORED CLOWN THEY CALL THE SAND MAN...
>mdma pre-high
I can't be the only one can I? I don't like it, I get chills and want to pee badly every 20 minutes or so, so weird.
Is it bad that mdma is the only thing that makes me happy? It lowers me inhibitions so I actually want to do things. I don't have a sex drive, but I don't care. I go out, I talk to people, I actually have conversations with people. I have so much energy that I feel like I could do anything. There are no downsides. I want to take it all day every day.
>>24974718
MDMA made me realize that I'm pretty apathetic, I might be a schizoid, when I'm on mdma I care about others and want to talk to people and be nice, when I'm out of it I feel apathetic to everything, don't care about others and don't like talking to anyone, I'm not even antisocial I just don't like talking to people, it bores me, it's sad, I wish I'd feel empathy like normal people, my life would be so much better.
>>24974718
Taking it more than once a month will turn you into a retard/robot.
I recommend waiting at least three months minimum.
and yes, the MDMA pre-high is fantastic. it's like drinking the world's best alcohol. You just feel alive...
Who else /klepto/ here? Just snagged all this like an hour ago. Shoplifting is the perfect hobby for robots 2bh.
>>24974665
are you sure you're a kleptomaniac and not just an alcoholic?
>gets rubbing alcohol and shit tier rum
if you're going to steal, at least steal the good shit
>>24974707
That's in a locked glass case tho
Do people still do omegle threads?
>>24974597
enjoy ur ban
>>24974798
reeeeeeeeeeee blo00x
>>24974798
it's not camwhoring if you don't show screen caps
