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>one shot at life
>born black
>one shot at life
>born human
>>24985673
>one shot at life
>born slav, manlet, tiny bird bones, narrow shoulders, can't gain any muscle, skinnyfat, weak chin and jaw, ugly nose, average dick (7 inch), wide hips, knees getting knocked more and more, spine all fucked up, vision fucked up, digestion fucked up, out of breath constantly, having trouble getting erections, mentally ill and probably more shit i can't think of right now
it's like god made me to suffer
>>24985673
>one shot at life
>born russian
>spergy /r9k/ autists drool over Hitler and the Third Reich
>tfw they would have been deemed unfit to live among the master race and would have been gassed
You do realizewhy am I even askingthat the Third Reich would have been a place full of Chads, right? They valued pysical fitness over everything else in Nazi Germany.
No, they didn't turn every guy magically into Chad. The weak were treated like dirt.
And people who aren't looking to improve themselves and blame all their problems on everyone else are the weak.
You are weak.
>>24985658
You can expect replies something akin to
>b-but 100 years ago women didnt have voting rights and there was no sexual revolution so i wouldn't have become a neet in the first place a bloo bloo bloo :(
But you're right, why even bother. Can't fix stupid.
>little people
the correct term is midget, I do not understand why call them little people? they aren't just small people, they have a condition, the condition of midgetism.
>>24985658
Weak people insecure in their masculinity tend to fantasize about appearing hymermasculine. It's the fedora effect. If you have no male role model in your life, and see classy men, like Frank Sinatra or old gangster movies, you might gravitate towards that aesthetic. You'll look like an autist, but you'll feel better about yourself. After all, the rest of society is wrong, you're classy, and they're swagfags.
It's the same thing with Nazism or fascism. These are hypermasculine ideologies which attract weak people who feel like these ideologies will make them appear more masculine. They view society as degenerate because they don't fit in, and react against that.
what does r9k think of naming your kids with Japanese names? Im having a daughter and im naming her Yui, after the K-On character.
I have to wonder how you end up fucking a girl.
>>24985657
>daughter
Fuck off normie
> Im having a daughter and im naming her Yui, after the K-On character.
HOW did you manage to reproduce?
What will happen when all the robots take all the jobs? What will humans do then? Will everyone be NEET?
Well the last jobs to be replaced by robots will most likely be white collar jobs like hedge fund manager and ceo. I think Chad will be just fine. By the time his job is replaced, all the betas will have starved to death. So Chad is left alone with all the women in the world and he will sustain himself with their tittymilk.
Society will become a small number of super-rich feudal lords using robot armies to fight across the solarsystem for resources while augmenting themselves and prolonging their own lives with cybernetic implants.
Any remaining poor humans will live in secret in the diminishing wilderness, or be kept as livestock to be used for a variety of industrial processes, eventually being ground up into useful biomatter paste.
society breaks down from unemployment.
If you could, would you take care of her and let her move in with you to play video games in your home all day
No, videogames are for immature childern who have no motivation and are easily amused.
Unless she's paying rent, fuck no.
>>24985590
Ah, it's good to see there's another enlightened and intelligent gentleman on this board. [tips fedora] Good day to you, sir.
>be me
>in history
>really like the subject
>wrote two essays and got 77% and 74%
>top kek
>sit next to Chad
>he's lazy,unproductive etc
>he is about to hand up his essay to the professer
>"I bet I got more than you"
>hands his essay to the professer
>he continues to boost to me how much he spent at it and how he wrote everything himself
>professer comes back with the essay uncorrected
>"Nice plagiarism, I doubt you want me to correct it"
>The look on the chads face is of shock
>professer looks insulted and pissed off
>turn to him and say "Yeah, get more than me my ass".
>can't stop keking my ass off
>feelsgudman.exe
what happens if I run feelsgudman.exe?
>>24985537
>implying professor
>I'm in hs
>this happened today
>>24985537
and i've got the soda !
>tfw you will never live in New York in the 1920s
>>24985467
why even live 2bh pham
nyc was an even bigger shithole back then than it is now
why the fuck would you want to live in that dump?
>>24985514
The nice parts were nicer though.
The trash didn't climb its way out of the gutter until the 50s and 60s.
> tfw jessica
> tfw she is so beautiful
> tfw you play as her almost every time you play
> tfw you imagine being with her from near the beginning of the zombie attack
> tfw you imagine her rescuing you on barlowe street
> tfw you imagine her telling you that she might know how to get the cure from biotec
> tfw the two of you go inside and fight your way through the zombies
> tfw you escape with the cure but the helicopter crashes
> tfw you spend nights cuddling with her on top of apartment buildings with old tattered army blankets
> tfw at first she doesn't like you, but slowly you connect over your past experiences while sitting there on the concrete in the cold darkness
> tfw eventually she gives in and you kiss her for the first time
> tfw she is yours forever
I may be a 25 year man who has never even kissed a woman, but there is no one I would rather give myself to than Jessica. I imagine I am with her every night, I warm my pillowcase and cuddle my pillow pretending it is her. Sometimes I talk to her.
Last night I pretended I was with her, with my hand in her hair, feeling her warm scalp under my fingers, another arm draped over her waist, pulling her close to me. Feeling her breasts smoosh against my chest, and looking into her eyes, promising her that nothing will ever hurt her.
It's the best I'll ever get but honestly I don't mind too much anymore.
Contagion honestly sucks.
Honestly one of the most depressing things is in the game chat when she says "thank you" her line is "if you were a bit cuter I'd kiss you" which was devestating for me because it reminded me how ugly i am and how if she was a real girl I wouldn't have a chance with her. But I just don't use that line anymore. I like playing as her in single player and using the quarto thing to say voice commands. Her voice is so soft and soothing and I love her. I tried to move the files onto my mp3 player so I could listen to her voice as I fall asleep, but I couldn't find them and was worried I was going to accidentally delete something and corrupt my steam files.
My favorite map to play with Jessica on is Biotec because I imagine that I was the only one who beleived her and wanted to go with her. I imagine us making love the nigth before on top of one of the apartments not far from the research facility, while watching it and making our plans for infiltration the next day.
>>24985396
Why? It's my favorite zombie game I've ever played. I like it more than No More Room in Hell to be honest. But I agree it definitely needs more work.
how to cope with pervasive thoughts of past cringey/embarassing moments?
>>24985356
Lots of alcohol and/or other drugs is how I deal with it
>>24985405
for me it makes it worse in the long run. i'm looking for permanent and more healthy solutions
>be me
>go to doctor
>qt in waiting room
>go back to get checked up
>come back
>walking out
>She's staring at me the whole time
>walking while trying not to stare too much at her
>doctor says something
>a-all right
>shuffle out door awkwardly
Fuck I can't stop cringing
Why is intelligence such a massive turn off for women? all the girls i know love dumb loud chads
>>24985207
yes women have not evolved pass the caveman era they are still attracted to brute types.
>>24985207
A lot of Chads are actually smart.
It's not intelligence that turns them off, it's personality traits that are associated with some types of high intelligence.
intelligence and confidence usually have an inverse relationship
Why are black males so attractive. This is a serious question
I am not attractive
>>24985145
I am.
I shall not be muted for 2 seconds.
Its all relative mayn
The tree that never had to fight,
For sun and sky and air and light,
But stood out in the open plain,
And always got its share of rain,
Never became a forest king,
I wish I was never a NEET, I wish I was never homeschooled, I wish I wasn't so myopic in my youth, I wish my mom didn't do everything she could to make me afraid of the world, I wish I wasn't so afraid.
>>24985107
Ok babes
>>24985218
I'M WEAK!!!!!!
>>24985280
Yer Weeaaaak.
I can't remember but there was this movie, or maybe show scene. But there was this really hot blooded irish guy screaming that in someone's face all seething and loathsome and shit.
Hilarious.
>Can't talk now this chick's dick is in my mouth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=214&v=WyL5ABXltW8
YouTube allows porn now or just liberal "art"?
This is some fucking Eyes Wide Shut shit
day of retribution when?
If you were a qt trap, would you let BBFC fuck your boypussy
I'd let a BBC fuck me
Girls aren't hot
I'd rather be doing the fucking. Too bad i'm a 3/10 robutt
>>24985306
Maybe you will turn into 10/10, if you sissify yourself. Just shave your legs, take HRT and wear a skirt.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-mi0r0LpXo
Your feet carry you swiftly through the winter streets of your town to the place to be - The Frog and the Feels. The old Barkeeper is having trouble with his health, or so you heard. The German guy who helped out some nights before apparently stepped up and offered to keep the Tavern going. Weird, all that.
And there it is, the familiar neon sign, sporting a Frog with a glass of wine, doing a cheers motion to you, as if to say "Well memed, my friend!", as well as a Wojak that is apparently piss drunk. The stuff you can create with neon nowadays. But hurry, it's cold outside.
So you step in. A tall, kinda built kinda chubby blond guy is standing behind the counter, a big jar with a sign that reads "Get well gift for the Boss fund", there's already some notes in it.
The Barkeeper turns to face you.
'Bit cold outside, heh. Want something to get warmed up inside? We got some German Gluehwein on Tap. That's Mulled Wine in English, I think. Anyway, put a quarter in the Jukebox, talk to the others, and enjoy yourself.'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAsV5-Hv-7U
No one up for a comfy thread?
>>24984977
Welp. Must have missed the right time window. I'm out.
What the fuck is this, kraut?
