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>cook for a guy i like
>ask him what he thinks
>"honestly, it tasted like shit"
just end my life
would you rather he lie about it?
fix your shit cooking skills
If he is too dense to figure out how to at least turn a criticism into a means of telling you what you can improve, he's just a dumbass and rude to boot.
>>24990075
I hope this is true, sounds like you got fucking roasted like the roastie you are.
Do any of you robots have experience with mom/son incest?
I want to fuck my mom, she's good looking and she's got a fat ass and big tits too.
I think she's the only woman that loves me, how do I go about this?
>>24989650
bump for interest
I know all of you will hiss in revulsion, but /r/incest has a lot of posts by guys trying to get incest action. There is also a "guide" to seducing a family member there.
>>24989650
it's complicated having sex with your mom means you can have sex anytime you want at home, but guilt is powerfull but for some extrange reason the idea of kek my own dad makes me horny
>>24989650
I knew people who did.
It wont work if she doesn't show some kind of interest. So your gonna need to think real hard if there was any kind of signs and what was involved to make those signs occur.
Pretty basic and pretty much the same with seducing any other woman.
*BRRRAAAAPPPPP*
You have now been transported to the last video game that you played, you are the main character and have only one life with no continues or save states or anything like that. You die in the game and you die in real life. You can only escape by beating the game.Also, if the last game you played didn't have an end-game boss or objective, like with most online games, skip it
How would you change your strategy? How fucked are you? Would you want to actually beat and leave the game?
>>24987959
Assassin's Creed Black Flag
I think I'll be all right, I recently started a new game and apparently my fleet carried over so I'm already swimming in money in the early game.
I would also play more of the bullshit assassination missions and other easy-money things to upgrade the shit out of my ship ASAP.
not sure if I'd want to leave that world desu, especially when there's another world inside of that world with the Abstergo building where I can look at the skyline of sci-fi Montreal and play snake/hack computers and just walk around and listen to French Canadians.
Osu!
Uh. Well. I'm
Not sure
>>24988091
Is there even an end-game to that?
>tfw no plain, 5/10 bf
he's like a 4 desu family
rate me pls
be honest
>>24987839
Would mob with torches and pitchforks/10
I found out that my sister's boyfriend was having erectile dysfunction because my sister told mother and me. This became part of a discussion amongst the family including grandmother and uncles.
and how did he fix his problem
My ex girlfriend went shopping for birth control pills with her mom when we started having sex. Was kinda weird
>>24988054
I had my mom buy me condoms when I was 20 in the army after meeting a chick. She went with her neighbor friend
I'm still a virgin though
Have you ever been clubbing alone?
g-guys? talk to me..
Why the fuck would i wanna do that
>>24987503
Fucking normie I bet u have friends too fucking faggot
ITT: Post things that give you a reason to live.
The hope that someday the ride will end.
>>24986935
When 12 years old have better tech skill than you, it's never gonna end unless Nintendo actually releases a good smash game again.
>>24986896
Played melee like 4000hours or so
Christmas in less than two weeks and I'm not feeling it all edition
>>24985854
>watching poker
boring as fuck to me but I don't really know the game
>>24985874
Yes
>>24985848
This
>>24985899
None of them
>>24985961
Not yet SENPAI,but the feeling shall come
>>24985961
ARE YOU HAAANGING UP YOUR STOCKINGS ON THE WAAAALL
Femanons what kind of guys do you find attractive?
>hate blonde hair
>like dark hair colors
>I like ethnic/exotic features
>boyishly handsome looks
>I hate muscular men
>thin lips are a no no
>taller than me
The Chad kind.
>>24982686
You mean like this, femanon?
>>24982686
>cool
>quiet
>soft
>thin hair
>pale skin
>a little past their prime
>distinct smell
You know,a real stiff.
Why the fuck does /r9k/ support the right wing? They hate NEETS. They have an "everyone for themselves" and "man up" mentality which is exactly the normie advice that /r9k/ hates. The left wing will be compassionate towards you and whatever problems you may have. Do you think you could have had 20 year old guys sitting in their bedrooms all day in Nazi Germany?
>Immigration
The only non-racist reason to be against immigration is that it takes jobs which is totally irrelevant to an /r9k/ NEET who has no intention of working. Jamal coming to your country and fucking a white woman doesn't affect you in any way especially when that white woman was never going to fuck you anyway
>Women's rights
Who is enabling your lifestyle? Probably your mum. And if you ever did get your fat ass to the local college then thanks to the left wing there are plenty of women there to talk to.
>Gay rights
Again what 5% of the population does in their bedrooms does not affect you in any way.
It seems to me that /r9k/ supports the right wing out of some desperate attempt to look masculine. You may be a fat fuck in your basement all day but at least you make Himmler proud with your daily online campaigns for racial purity right? I'm not saying the left wing is good but if you truly DGAF about the world around you you would vote for whoever will provide you with the most NEETbux.
>>24982386
I hate the left wing and the right wing.
>>24982386
>. The left wing will be compassionate towards you and whatever problems you may have.
no they fucking don't, they couldn't care less about us.
>>24982386
>he thinks that liberals actually support NEETs
They only say that to get your vote, senpai. Just like with every minority pandering thing they say.
You can now fuck any girl/woman from an anime you want. It will only be once though and you can only pick one character.
Which one will it be?
Nino please
Seems perfect for just one night.
I'd make her nani sore if you know what i mean
>all introverts are socially awkward
God I fucking hate this meme.
not getting drunk until you don't give a fuck anymore
>implying what she said would make any guy walk away
Funny when women try to force the meme that they have to deal with the same social pressures that men do.
>>24978452
The real life version of this comic is that he still takes her to the family restroom and fucks her silly.
Lou did nothing wrong.
I want tokissLou!
Martin did nothing wrong.
Epi did nothing wrong.
>>24974941
Oh wow Two rose threads in one day!
Femanons, do you find this girl attractive?
Which girl you do girls think is the most beautiful in the world?
3D men, AND 3D women both equally repulse me
shit...i would love to give my opinion on the subject, but i ain't a femanon so...so i guess i'll just leave.
She's a cutie patootie.
I find a lot of different combinations of features really beautiful in different ways, I think any one feature, if symmetrical and medically normal i.e. not malformed, can be beautiful if the rest of the face balances it out correctly.
Really beauty is about geometric balance and healthy features.
It's autistic, but I could list some of the different types of beauty if anybody wants.
>begin to type a reply
>suddenly imagine all the comments I could get
>delete it and close the thread
>typing a reply
>realize what I'm saying isn't interesting at all
>delete it and close the thread
You should be more brave, anon. Just imagine another anon is holding your hand when you want to post something.
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