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ITT: we post fictional characters that are literally us
I even look like a male version of her tbqh
I have his good looks, ruthless ambition, and autism.
>>24999587
>Fictional
>Literal
Are the two mutually exclusive?
all i want out of life is a qt korean girl who would reply to my texts
why is life so tough
>>24999533
I'm a Korean guy and I will reply to your texts if you will dress up and pretend to be a girl for me.
You in boston?
DUDE RACE LMAO
fuck off you irritating ass nigger worshiper holy shit
>>24998189
>tfw you find a qt who will reply to your texts
>tfw she doesn't reply any more
What age did you realize romantic love is a social construct?
Coons age
>>24999502
I first began to love at the age of 5 and nobody else was loving anything but their toys at that age, so no its not a social construct, you only think that because you've never experienced love
>>24999502
the ripe age of 16
WHY IS IT SO FUCKING COLD
CALIFORNIA DOESN'T GET COLD
>>24999422
El Nino
>>24999470
Fuck if i know nigga.
Its all the chemtrails out on the coast coming inland and making it icy cold.
Its chill here in Washington
what the fuck is going on
I want my frozen mornings
How do you think other people describe you to their friends?
I don't imagine myself being the topic of conversation among other people and their friends I don't know.
If I was it would probably be a lot of stupid inaccurate stuff.
>>24999171
>he's that funny guy
>he's quiet but he's funny
>he's handsome, but I wouldn't date him
>>24999171
collectively, how many different cocks have been sucked by the girls in that pic? at least 90 i would say
>Tfw resting bitch face
>tfw everybody hates you and thinks your stuck up but irl your actually just cursed with a bad facial expression and like retro goth style
>>24999141
>tfw no gf like the one in the OP pic
>tfw r9k girls are all ugly hambeasts
>>24999141
>mfw fembot dosnt exist
>teee heee! a girl here ;D im retro goth girl here :))) nobody loves me :(
FUCK YOU ATTENTION WHORING PIECE OF SHIT
I'm a girl and I have no friends.
w-what should I do? ;_;
>still not having a Jake Gyllenhaal beard
The fuck is wrong with you people?tfw no Jake Gyllenhaal beard
>>24998762
>Implying I don't
Fucking shavelets lel
>>24998795
Let's see it anon.
>>24998870
drunk af so lighting is shit
How do I get over wishing I was a lesbian?
I am a male, not feminine or girly at all, but I'd give my life to be a female lesbian.
Literally just want to kill myself and try again to be born female. Nothing will ever make me satisfied if I can't be a lesbian. Anyone?
>>24998644
>wanting to be one of the most oppressed minority groups besides muslims and the handicapped
>>24998702
>Oppressed
>>24998702
>most oppressed
Ha ha, what? Men think lesbians are cool/hot (which is annoying and gross, but not in the least "oppressive") and hetero women usually don't care because girls don't run around calling eachother faggots for not caring. Source: I am a lesbian.
So when will you retire Pepe?
>>24998564
Why did r9k go from hating pepe only a year ago to loving him. Was it an influx of newfriends or do we not hate him now
You dont still collect rare Pepes now, do you? I mean, anyone can be a rare Pepe with this shirt.
>>24998625
>hot topic
I thought they were for emos, wannabee goths, scene kids and the like? What the fuck does pepe have to do with any of those 'clicks'?
>failed my first final horribly
>2nd final is at 8 in the morning and I havent studied at all
>thinking of ways to kill myself
How are you guys holding up?
FOUR POINT ZERO
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I have 3 finals on Wednesday and then I'm done.
I failed two courses this semester.
My major is boring and I'm too dumb for any of the interesting stuff. Death doesn't seem like a bad deal right now desu
Why is it still socially acceptable to call out a man on being shy or quiet? Its an insult in every way, they're basically saying "you are not masculine." And when they do it its always in a light hearted manner as if they don't see the negative stigma behind what they're saying at all.
Yes, I get it. I don't feel the need to constantly vocalize every thought that crosses my mind or speak so loud everyone within 30 feet can hear it. Why do normals find the need to bring it up?
Why are quiet men adored in media but made into a joke in the real world?
>>24998511
Maybe you just live around idiots.
>>24998511
Normans want to see themselves in others. Like, alot.
>>24998511
They cannot comprehend the fact that some people don't yell whenever they have a thought.
>shit
>massive amounts of blood in the water
>stand up to wipe
>wipe gets covered in blood
>finish wiping
>pull up shorts
>take pictures for my friends
>flush
>look on floor
>puddle of blood that I only assume came from my ass
What did my ass mean by this?
colon cancer. it is curable if you get diagnosed soon. you are welcome
>>24998472
I hear that's only if it's in the shit itself, otherwise it's just your asshole bleeding.
If its dark blood then it could indicate some internal bleeding but if the blood is bright red then you probably just have an internal hemroid
>this girl I know who is slightly overweight, but cute. She is in no means obese at all, yet she constantly makes fun of herself.
>I kek myself
>"You aren't fat or ugly! I think you're really cute!"
>Start talking
>Eventually confess
>"Sorry I'm not attracted to you"
>I'm easily a 7/10
>I remember she had a crush on chad (Who barely even talked to her) a year ago, but never got anything with it
Hope she has fun chasing Chad and not getting anything. [Pic Related]
>>24998301
>easily 7/10
>posting on /r9k/
Something here does not add up...
hmmm....
I hope she sends you a video of chads cock pulsating in her tiny cunt as his cum fills her up with his wet gooey sperm
>>24998301
>>"You aren't fat or ugly! I think you're really cute!"
>>Start talking
>>Eventually confess
If the point is to get sexual at some point this needs to be clear from very start, not this HAHA LETS HANG OUT XDDD ..OMG I HAVE SEKRET CRUSH ON YOU XDD
She either would have responded, or not - in which case you could have saved yourself the time and effort and moved on
Well, my grades came in and I just found out I failed college(3rd semester) my parents hate me and I'm 30,000 in debt. I could scrape together everything and beg to be put back at school, or I could take a different route. What should I do?
The only thing keeping me from killing myself is the fact that I have a girlfriend at college, and I don't want to leave her.
You have a few options, what do you want out of life?
Get the fuck off this imageboard with your whiny ass problems--how the hell are you even 30k in debt after 3 lousy semesters?
Go do something you enjoy that takes your mind off things. Go fishing, go for a hike, hit the gym, take a day off whatever obligations you have and really treat yourself to some introspection. What do you like? What do you really want out of life? Do you want a fulfilling career or a means to enjoy the more extra-curricular fruits of life? Do you want to support a family, see the world, discover something new?
Try and figure out, without worrying about how realistic it might be or how long it will take you to get there, what will make you happiest. Then take steps toward that goal. Maybe you'll need to go back to college for something you care about, so you don't fail the courses. Maybe college won't help yo. Just do you.
>>24998288
Obvious answer is to kill yourself and your girlfriend :^) that way happiness in afterlife
>tfw acne scars leave you looking like a ghoul from fallout
My bf had the worse acne scars, but I introduced vegetables into his diet and made him exercise. I vacumn and clean his sheets and do his laundry. It cleared up within 1 year. His skin is super smooth now and this was when he was 21 years old.
You'd be surprised what a healthy diet and good hygiene can do
>>24998367
I dont think you understand the concept of a scar
>>24998367
Did he become more desirable and fuck other girls behind your back?
