Billionaire businessman Elon Musk has committed a billion dollars to stop humanity from being taken over by robots.
On one hand, that sounds like a good idea. But check out his methods:
"Robots will learn to be good by pouring through volumes of Reddit"
http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/openai-elon-musk-and-other-tech-giants-pledge-1-billion-to-stop-humanity-being-taken-over-by-evil-a6772591.html
Extinction when?
>>25007167
Ironically by giving them a sample of normal, well adjusted people who overlook the horrors of the world (as well as insidious things like the death of privacy in the west) this will only serve to make our robot overlords realize how evil they can be without affecting the 90% of people who matter.
>>25007167
so they'll become cucks then
>robots will talk about their wife's son and teach you how to prep the bull
>robots will instantly chastise you for even hinting to criticize a female for any reason
>robots will endlessly use recycled memes
The future is bleak
>tfw you bite your tongue while chewing gum
>Trying to get rid of a hangnail
>Rip off way too much of it
>tfw burn your tongue on first bite of pizza
>lose ability to taste for the next 2 days
>can't enjoy pizza
>>25007155
>making apples slices
>cut of your finger
Why do we die?
What is the point of anything if we just die at the end? It seems like the ultimate punishment for being alive.
>>25007141
We die because imperfect cells multiply in our body and good cells just slowly start dying out.
Points whatever you make of it mayn.
>>25007141
go ahead and kill yourself then you whiny little bitch fucking hell nobody cares retard
>>25007199
>he says this while posting on /r9k/
Why are girls such whores? [Pic related]
I've never had a gf but start talking to this one girl who's kinda cool into punk music and the like. Go on a few dates all going good until she tells me she doesnt want to talk to me anymore because she's fallen in love with me and doesnt want to feel that way. Wtf? What am I meant to do guys? Shits fucked. Really like the girl kind of on edge right now.
Don't ask me man. I didn't know girls could feel love. She clearly would rather be a whore than settle down (meanwhile all I want is a virgin who wants to settle down with me), but there was possibly a dialogue option that would make her acknowledge her feelings but you missed it?
Either way don't go beta bux when she's done being a whore.
>>25007067
Uncontrollable animal instincts
Man thats exactly my struggle right now. No one is pure! I just want some pure blonde white qt to hold on the cold nights. But everyone in my town is a massive whore and has fucked like at least 10 guys and sending nudes to everyone regularly. Whys is life so unfair?
Today I will remind them.
Todauy I will remind them that nomatter how amazing, earth shattering, and phenomenal the new Star Wars film might be, it will always be one big kuck film. All the praise, all the quality of the film, the exposure will all just be a triumph of black cocks going in pretty white vaginas, you know it's true. accept it.
I can imagine the beta nerds in the audience with plastered on smiles when the lead black male and female stars start making out, I can even anticipate a group of white guys cheering it on when it happens and the girls...
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There should be a second holocaust, starting in america. Jews are just not fit to live among humanity, they are a malignant tumour.
can we just end the human race
we're in complete free fall as a society
These are the new toys your daughter and son will be playing with, I wonder what message they can extrapolate from the pairing. Also good luck trying to not sound racist when your son comes home from school saying the girl he likes is "only into black guys"
>had sex for the first time
>went terribly it was so awkward and I didn't want to hurt her so I just slowly fucked her in doggy for like 40 minutes
>death gripped so she was blowing me at the end and I couldn't cum
>had to jerk myself
>she definitly didn't cum
How do I fuck better? I have a 6 inch dick and when I pulled it out she said she wasn't expecting it to be so big. I am doing it again...
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Foreplay. Try to stimulate her clit before you fuck, her clit will around the hood near the top. Judge her reactions to know if you've found it. Make sure your fingers are flat.
Play with nipples too. Rub them suck them etc. And lube up. Good luck.
>>25006988
So I assume this is a girlfriend. The main thing the two of you need to do is communicate. Unfortunately, I have no idea what this girl actually likes. I'm some fag on the toilet killing time. If you wanna find out how to do it right, talk to her. You can look up different techniques and positions to try, but ultimately communication will get you the farthest.
Second, stop jerking off. No more hands on your cock. Your quitting cold turkey til you can cum without it. Til then, don't worry too much on...
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>>25007039
>Try to stimulate her clit before you fuck
>inb4 OP goes straight for the clit before doing anything else and ends up hurting her because she isn't properly turned on yet
Anyone else think we'll see a mass suicide wave in our generation in the next 10-15 years or so?
As our parents start dying, a lot of millenial robots will lose their only reason for not having killed themselves yet.
Yes, I think as artificial intelligence takes over and people become increasingly useless and isolated from their fellow man, people will start killing themselves and each other more and more. It's already starting to happen.
>>25006811
If only. Maybe then we'd be free of this politically correct millennial shit hole.
>implying it's that simple to get rid of cancer
>>25006890
>Maybe then we'd be free of this politically correct millennial shit hole.
They won't be the ones killing themselves. We will. In fact, we'll be making it even easier for them.
i found a shotgun shell and i want to know how i can kill myself with it
pic related that's what it looks like
>>25006664
buy a shotgun, anon.
Have you got a shotgun?
do you at least have a shotgun?
How boring a personality do you need to have to get a tattoo. Think about it. The only reason people get tattoos is because they are incapable of holding an interesting conversation.
People with tattoos are mentally disabled because they can't express what they want without drawing or spelling it out in permanent ink on their bodies.
Fucking idiots.
>>25006629
Yea this guy is fucked for life senpai
>>25006629
who fucking cares dude
its not like i go out often anyway
let people do wat they want to their bodies, stop being a faggo
>The only reason people get tattoos is because they are incapable of holding an interesting conversation.
Actually, there is no relationship between the two things. Many people get tattoos in places that are not visible to most.
daily reminder it's literally impossible for women to be lonely
>>25006592
Wrong.
I'm a woman and I'm lonely.
>>25006637
No you aren't lonely, otherwise you would date me or have sex with me.
>>25006637
No you're not
You're lying
My dad, Han Solo, was able to sleep with and inpregnate an actual princess, Princess Leia. As I'm an edgy NEET like you all, I murdered him. Just thought you'd like to know the best character in Star Wars get butchered by his son
>>25006589
FUCKING SPOILER YOU SON OF A BITCH
>>25006675
NEET BTFO
>>25006589
Too bad this isn't true
Any of you guys have experience with Lexapro? Did it help you at all?
I was on it for a couple of months for my depression, anxiety, and disassociation,
but all it really did was make me feel anger at everything and everyone,
so I just stopped taking it cold turkey
No other side effects other than anger, but each body works differently with different chemicals
>>25006548
Thank you anon, how long did it take to start kicking in?
I took it for months for anxiety. It did work somewhat makes you numb and feel like a robot but it did take away the anxiety feeling. However after months it induced depression because of the inability to experience emotions as much on it so I had to come off. Let me warn you coming off that shit is not easy, Google brain zaps so you know what you are in for.
>be me
>never have sex
>21 at uni
>downloaded tinder
>getting some decent luck
>qt pie japanese girl matches with me
>friendly conversation
>she says she has a free house on saturday and she's scared she will burn the house down
>MFW
how do I not fuck this up? this is a robots...
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>>25006501
Just beeeeeeeeeeeeeee urself :)
But really, the easiest way to fuck up is by being weird. If you try and be someone your not people will be able to tell.
>>25006501
if you've managed up to this point to hold a good conversation then you should be fine!
This is to good to be true Op
M U R D E R E R
A L E R T
TFW just fapped to gay porn but straight
>>25006500
Kill yourself you piece of shit in human skin
Was the music good?
>>25006500
gay porn or traps?
>tfw no qt stalker who has pictures of you all over her room and dance to Grimes with and effigy of me in her candlelit room
Have you ever stalked anyone? Or been accused of it?
Has anyone ever stalked you?
*an tee hee
Used to stalk my ex bcause I'm obsessed with him but it wasn't too rank, never really went to his house just a few times and never really in the yard or anything, but I'd sit in front of his house or on his block because memories. I'm not gonna go into too much detail because I'll give away my identity but he also lives next to a really tall landmark of our city so it was taunting me for a really long time, I was gonna go throw an egg on his sidewalk but that seemed too cruel. I'm boring t b h but it was fun being crazy in love and getting my heart...
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I got sort of obsessed with a girl I talk to online, found her okcupid and a majority of the posts she made on 4chan.