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ITT: -post your ideal GF
tfw you will never have brie as your butt slave
>>25013691
i'd love a jewess gf too anon
joostblox
ITT: Everyone posts an original one word reply
>>25013621
Cynosure
Debauchery
zealot
>I created the dont look at your keyboard meme
>i hate myself for it
>>25013405
woah, I'm the one who made it, why lie about something as trivial as that?
>>25013452
kill yourself. original comment
>this is the most popular Pepe that I've made
>it is nowhere near my favorite
will it work y/n
Alcohol poisoning is a shitty way to go, go for a heroin OD instead.
no you'll probably just pass out
>>25013156
very unlikely
Who used to be a liberal and has watched themselves move steadily to the right on certain issues as they got older?
i grew up right wing and moved to liberal and then moved to just hating everybody
>>25013141
Reporting in. What's up bruh?
>>25013175
>tfw moved from left to right
>tfw moved from right to hating everybody
We are more alike than you know, you and I...
>>25013175
>>25013208
>mfw 21st century political ideologies are making everyone nihilists
>tfw 5'4" male
Never even had a chance.
i know that feel bro, 5'3 slavic plebeian here.
>5'0 manlet master race.
Constantly dragged around by the local frat bros to hang out with them for some reason, even though they are all fucking chads and like <6ft tall.
i feel you bros, 5'7 26 year old slav here, never had a gf, women don't even look at me
Who /WantToDie/ here?
>Took my Statistics final this morning, studied like hell last night.
>Long ass test with ALL the things that I was least knowledgeable on.
>Needed to pass this test to pass the course, probably fucked up badly on it.
>Missed 3-4 out of 20 questions due to time, and got a ton other's wrong I'm sure.
Parents will be disappointed in me, and I'll be in debt $3,000 which I don't have.
Literally considering dropping out and killing myself.
Anyone else know these feels?
Literally me right now. Thinking about jumping off a building or buying a tank of helium
>>25013027
Yeah but if you die you will never be alivr again so iz it woryh it
>>25013027
No offense, because I felt the same way too when I was still in uni, but if you think things are rough now they're going to get much, much worse.
What exactly makes one a normie in your eyes?
You folks seem to throw about the term without thought.
In my eyes a normie is
>someone without ambition
>no higher thoughts
>only goal is to maintain their existence
>thinks that sex is a goal
>uses illicit drugs
>drinks often
>cannot appreciate the little things in life
>agree
>agree
>agree
>to a certain degree
>nah
>nah
>agree, could be phrased better
I'd add
>has other people's business as a hobby
>watches reality tv
>follows "celebs"
Which are all sides of the same (three sided) coin
someone who posts with either an imgur or tumblr filename
One is a normie insofar as one reacts rather than interprets.
For instance, when one jumps to conclusions -- or insults -- or derision -- or pride -- or enjoyment -- rather than deliberate -- or wonder on causes -- or connections -- or consequences -- or structure.
What does Japanese vagina smell like?
noodles and sushi
yummy yummy stuff
Smells and tastes like other vagina, surely you these feelings well. :^)
Why do white people hate the smell of cocoa butter so much?it helps with wrinkles, maybe if they used it they wouldn't age so bad?
>>25012933
I'm black and I've always hated the smell myself. I have bad allergies and a sensitive nose though.
>>25012933
I'm not even white but niggers smell bad
>>25012933
We don't hate cocoa butter. We're wrinkling our noses and frowning because we see niggers.
How are you gonna pay for all these Xmas presents, robots?
>Hard Mode: no credit cards
Credit cards. I have enough time to pay it off.
>buying presents
>ever
good goyims
With money I saved up while wagecucking.
I might be a NEET right now, but I can still afford presents.
why don't you just get a baby faced and cute black girlfriend?
There are sexy big booty black girls but the chubby cheeked baby faced ones need love too
Shut up u fat nigger
I prefer the cuter women regardless of race, but jesus, she is literally CAKED in makeup.
>>25012712
a dindu creamed with makeup
lmano
Is it a good idea to put a padlock around your scrotum, above the balls, and then give the key to a girl?
Fembots, what would you think if someone did this to you?
there are safer ways to go about chastity, man.
>>25012553
definitely. Actually, do the same thing to your fingers and internet access while you're at it.
>>25012589
>chastity
This isn't that.
![edb6a0e4-6053-4ba4-b54a-c5854f9110d0-original[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/nDW8QNI.jpg "edb6a0e4-6053-4ba4-b54a-c5854f9110d0-original[1]")
Is this a realistic concern?
Pseudo poody banal platidudy bullshit
Ice cube says nigga needa a plan b
It's funny because her company has yet to make a working product but her company has received billions of dollars in the past decade.
>message all 300 friends on fakebook "hi hows it going"
>only 1 person replies back
>stops replying back after a few messages
>message all 300 friends on fakebook "hi hows it going"
>message all 300 friends on fakebook
>message all 300 friends
>300 friends
>friends
No. Nobody loves you.
The Problem is not you, it's that you still use FB in 2015
How do you even get that many facebook friends if they all hate you?
