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RED RED WlIlIINE
STAY CLOSE TO ME
it's tearin apaaaart
DON'T LET ME BE lN LOVE
Can't wait until midnight when all of the boards get blown up with star wars nerds trying to "spoil" the movie for le epik lulz.
Fucking manchildren...
you can't spoil something that's already rotten
>>25021072
weee it will still knock all the good threads off page 10
>Can't wait until midnight
mate it's 4AM already
and I'm sitting here on /r9k/ instead of studying..
there's an arrow between the E and the X
>>25020970
What, is this fucking /b/ in 2008?
>>25020970
If you look at it carefully, FedEx might stand for FEDeral EXpress
>>25021574
Are you dumb? FedEx Express would become Federal express express which makes no sense.
I'm talking about an actual arrow you can see.
Can someone explain why you would want to be NEET? Why are you guys proud of it? Do you all live with your parents? Do you get pocket money or something?
I'm NEET and living from savings. It's not something you really want to do but it's not bad. I don't know why there's such a heavy stigma.
>>25020797
How long do you reckon you can last on the savings? And do you apply for jobs and courses etc regularly?
>>25020797
If NEETs went somewhere away from society and didn't drain tax dollars people wouldn't care.
Sad femanon stories. Inspired by the feels thread. Let's keep it serious. Tell us about your messed up lives, femanons.
>>25020624
chad cheated on me and I had to get together with my beta provider
Got catfished by a b/tard.
Plzkillmenow.
>tfw I got blackout drunk and started hitting on my crush
>tfw kyloren kills hansolo
Bumping to ruin movie for others cause I dont like cuck wars
You cuck
>>25020524
well ruined for me, bumping for others
>tfw I'm unironically a communist
>tfw I've delved into so many layers of irony on here, and the
lack of normal discussion irl to counterbalance it has caused
me to lose all my principles and i have no clue what i actually believe unironically.
>>25020430
*farts*
Oh scuse' me
*farts*
edgelords ideology
You don't go to the gym. You can't remember the last time you asked a girl out. You diminish your own sex drive by masturbating several times a day. You numb your dopamine receptors by consuming too much pornography. This causes depression but most importantly it prevents you from taking risks. Taking risks is the very essence of manhood, masculinity, humanity. You numb your emotions because you can't handle them. It's too much of an effort to discipline them. You lament the height, penis size, facial structure, hair colour, intelligence you were born with. Let me reiterate that: you focus on the characteristics you cannot change. You use them as a scapegoat to rationalise failure instead of improving yourself in aspects available to you. You're scared.
Every thread in the catalogue contains words which make up sentences which all mean the same thing: you are succumbing to a life of fear because you are afraid of failure, of finding out you're not perfect, of discovering that life is difficult and it's not always going to work out for you.
Life is a numbers game, gentlemen. In terms of the opportunities you are presented with, the risks you take, the dating game, the previous seconds of your life. Don't live the rest of your life as a ghost.
The first step is leaving /r9k/. This place is toxic and it will brainwash you into believing things about yourself, your immediate environment, the entire universe, that are not true. The next step is embracing solipsism or absurdism or nihilism. Convince yourself you are the god of your own world and nothing waits for you after you die. After that it is about living - learning to overcome the innate fear we all struggle with. You think you're the only one?
>>25020247
I'm just tired though. You know?
For example, I know full well that porn is bad for me. I'm legitimately addicted. But I just can't stop. I've been fighting this thing for nearly 4 years, and I can't make it past a two week streak.
I'm just so tired.
>>25020247
K m8y
>>25020247
Except you're strictly wrong. I go to the gym. I asked a girl out today. And I'm currently on no fap. Still can't get a qt gf. Nothing fixes a bad face.
You're in the club, when all of a sudden this guy walks up to you and puts a brick in your face.NOW WHATCHU GON DO WIT IT???
>>25020159
Let him ravage my ass
>>25020159
BRICK IN YO FACE
PAY UP PAY UP PAY UP
Sell it, then give the money owed to stitches, and keep my own profit like a respectable business bot
Did anyone grow up with an Ice Cream truck in their neighborhood?
>licking the frozen jew
>tfw the ice cream truck stopped coming because the original owner died and then her replacement was arrested for pedophilia
>>25020030
No but we did have a knife-sharpening truck.
Same principle as an ice-cream truck, it really only just drives by in summer and late spring & early fall, and instead of cheerfull little tune it had this creepy fucking ominous bell that just went DING-DING DING-DING DING-DING almost reminiscent of a church bell
My uni offers free confidential psychiatrist appointments where you can talk about whatever you want.
Will this help me at at all. I just feel unreal all the time and I have such a hard time connecting with people, like there's some glass wall separating me from the rest of the world.
I'm at college the easiest place in the world to meet people, and I have no friends or connections and eat meals in the dining hall alone everyday. Even when people try to talk to me I simply blow them off and make them Not want to talk to me anymore.
I'm trying to make improvements:
>started getting /fit/, on the edge of leaving skeleton king mode
>replaced my vidya habits with literature
>actually started taking classes seriously
>change my views of looking at things, look for the best in everything instead of the worst
But I still feel so fucked up mentally. Does a psychiatrist actually help.
I also don't want to be given drugs
>>25019915
Why do you blow people off when they try to talk to you?
I do more or less the same thing. Mainly because I'm so afraid of messing up the conversation, or them noticing how nervous I am, that I'd rather just get it over with already. Same for you?
>>25020190
I don't know. I just don't know what to say really and I'm afraid of them judging me, even though what I do probably causes me to judged ever harder.
>>25020529
I just entered university and I'm finding it easier and easier to talk to people just by going up to them, not giving a fuck, and just saying whatever I think of on the spot. I used to be so scared of saying something wrong but in reality I've found that whatever comes out is usually acceptable. If not, I can drop the conversation and look for someone else to talk to. Try it OP.
Don't forget your roots though; I go out of my way to sit with fellow robots who look like they need a confidence boost.
Which would you prefer as your gf?
A hot 8/9 that has a bitchy personality but fucks you every once in awhile and sleep around
Or
5/6 that is sweet, loving and will never cheat on you
Obviously the latter option
>>25019914
>5/6
But that's like 1/6 away from being perfect. I'll take that one. Not much of a difference with the 8/9 in appearance but better personality.
Obviously the 5/10. Jesus
Men of /r9k/: just by curiosity, how many of you think that it's sexy when a girl gets out her phone and start doing stuff with it?
two dicks??? thats wackety wack what a neat picture OP! and no its dumb
/thread
I hate it. If it happens often enough it lets me know she's interested in nothing but what she might be missing if she's not looking at her phone.
>>25019910
It's so nice to see different races working together for a common goal
>Notice a lot of shedding hair recently
>Notice my crown is starting to thin and my hair line has receded
>Going to a derm tomorrow to hopefully get on Fin
>tfw I'm only 22 I'm way too young for this shit
Feel with me fellow balding bros
Just shave it and start lifting man. I'm 24, hairline has been kinda receding since 18. Shaved looks and feels so much more secure.
Fin is not worth it. Tried it for a week, quit. Believe me.
>>25020035
What happened? Was it your boners?
Now that the dust has settled and the film is getting universal acclaim, is /r9k/ thrilled to see Star Wars?
>>25019808
>humor
No thanks, I watch serious movies, humor is for normalfags
>>25019935
Well argued sir
>>25019808
No, it's going to be garbage
