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Remember when /b/ was the cultural epicenter of 4chan?
Remember when you could actually put sage in all fields?
Remember how difficult it was to browse if you didn't know about noko?
Remember when there were tripfags who were notorious across the entire site?
Remember when it was ebaumsworld and somethingawful instead of reddit and tumblr?
Remember when board rivalries were more than just posters being told to fuck off back to >>>/pol/?
Remember when rage comics and demotivationals were 'our' thing?
Remember when goredumps were a daily occurrence?
Remember those spammers who recruited unwitting idiots to botnets?
Remember when moot was just another one of us?
Remember when 4chan felt like the wild west?
I miss those times.
I remember. You just made me super nostalgic. The internet got so normalized.
>>25025287
>Remember when there were tripfags who were notorious across the entire site?
Like who?
go back 2 gaia OP
who /effeminate/ here?
>Be this summer, at the end of senior year of high school
>tag along with a group going to Buffalo Wild Wings final exams
>Everyone orders wings and soda
>I don't like wings
>I order a salad and a cranberry juice
>everyone makes fun of me and calls me a faggot
>One kid imitates me asking for a salad, in a gay voice (I speak with a slight lisp)
;_;
>>25024908
*AFTER final exams, sorry
>>25024908
do you have a qt butt?
>>25024908
It does sound a little effeminate, so your only options were wings and salad?
who /losing it and going insane/ here?
>>25024827
Why is /int/ the example there?
>>25024827
thats what opiates and benzos are for broda
cracked out on adderall for finals week
kinda want to shoot ketamine into my face
Who else has an exam tomorrow?
How fucked are you?
I really don't know how bad mine is going to be.
>>25024338
no exam tomorrow (have one thurs. though) but I have 3 java programs to write in the next 24h and i really don't know how to do them :/
>tfw it gets worse every year
>tfw lenses already at thickest
>tfw left eye considerably worse
>tfw now have to wear glasses all the time because it's just too blurry without
Just another thing to depress me.
>>25024394
As someone in my fifth year of college, I can feel your pain. I submitted a term paper about two or three weeks late just the other day.
University sucks. Should I just an hero?
Yes.
It only gets worse, and worse, until the bliss of death befalls you.
>>25023882
Are you the foreign dude from yesterday?
>>25023882
No. Just stick it out. Tough times like all-nighters and exams will make you want to end it all, but that's a temporary and unhealthy perspective. You'll look back at it down the line and be glad you toughed it out, even though you'll know it was hard.
Remember wagekek, I AM entitled to a cut of your salary.
Chop chop wagie, run along to bed. I want you working at 110% for me tomorrow.
shit attracts flies.
>>25023341
I love my Job and i get good pay!
>gee there goes all you're wagecuck insults
>>25023341
That's fine, it makes me feel good to donate to charity knowing I have the money to burn.
>be at uni
>in class
>this nigger is talking to 3 hot girls
>makes a joke about rare Pepes and how he collects them like Jordans
>one girl makes "reee" sound
>talk about tumblr memes
>die inside
i hope this is fake anon. I refuse to believe this habbend
>>25023076
dead serious
pepe is dead
nigs post it on twitter/kikebook all the time now
mainstream news sites report it as "the meme of 2015"
http://nymag.com/following/2015/12/tumblr-was-here-for-pepe-the-frog-in-2015.html
Thats me you faggot. I know who you are too bitch I just don't know your name.
Honest Question Femanons. Have you ever gone on a date just to get a free meal? How common is this?
>>25022898
No, it was more to do him a favor out of pity, the free meal was just compensation for my time.
>>25022898
Jesus christ what a disgusting looking pig
>>25022898
Yes, but not intentionally.
Mystery.jpg
I've got a pretty strong crush on you and I don't know what to do, should I follow up on it or should I just cut myself off?
follow up, i just got my first ever date today and it felt amazing
>>25020183
But she's an Internet person and on the other side of the world to me...
you idiot you dun f(cuck)ed up bitch
why would you do this to yourself
Why wouldn't you want a trap gf? It would basically be like having a bro that you could fug.
because her peen would probably be bigger than mine
>>25019813
>It would basically be like having a bro that you could fug.
Actually a lot of them are worse than women.
>>25019813
because I'm not a closeted homosexual
/thread
How high have you climbed /r9k/?
11 and anyone higher is a fucking normie.
>>25018751
11 here
i couldn't give a fuck about fuck
8 reporting in
(no it wasn't a relative)
It's been a long time since we had one of these.
Post 'em desu. Will post template.
>mentally ill fetishist detected
original comment tbqfhwy amigos
>>25011045
If someone would not rather be a girl they must be retarded 2bh
Any of you guys ever had a bad trip on LSD? Would you recommend taking it?
>>25006654
Yes and yes my friend
I've had a few bad moments on it but something as simple as changing the music to something happier can lift your trip completely
Although one kid I knew did two tabs on his first try and spent ages on his toilet wiping his ass because he was sure he was still shitting, despite not even going once
He then pissed himself in our living room which was fucking gross, and then called up his girlfriend saying he wasn't sure if he existed anymore so she had to pick him up
This kid hadn't done any real hard drugs anyway though so he was stupid to jump in the deep end, I'd definitely recommend it
>>25006654
Yes. Yes. I'll hook you up senpai
>LSD
>Take off my pants
>Become 1 with music
>Rebirth
>Grab a new bottle of conditioner
>Crawl into my blankets
>Cover myself in conditioner
>Put my fingers in my ass
>Becoming reborn as a new genderless being, the next evolution of mankind
>Covered in conditioner
>Somehow make it out of my room in front of the fish tank
>I have 2 cats
>Somehow the cats symbolize yin and yang
>Shiver there for hours contemplating 2 sides of many things and everything
>The fish tank is a container of my sins
>Break the fish tank
>Hundreds of gallons of water and glass everywhere
>Cats going nuts
>Cats nibbling and killing the already dying fish
>The cats are gods eating away my sins and I've broken the vessel(fish tank) that holds all of mankinds sin
>I am being reborn
>12 hours later
>Regain myself
>Naked
>Brush handle in my ass
>Slut written on my stomach in my mothers lipstick
>Fuck me written all over everywhere else
>Somehow parents didn't wake up
>Take a shower
>Clean myself up
>Parents wake up
>Blame it on the cats
>Holyshit that was a ride
feels thread please
feelin down
>>24992557
I went to a furry rave once and had on of the best night's of my life. Even managed to score a capsule of methaqualone which is quallud. It was illegally produced but fucking awesome. Long story short furrys are chill.
>>24992557
I know this pic is supposed to be a meme, but it hits home really hard. It just perfectly captures isolation, suicide and emotional submission so well.
Oh boy. These are my favorite.
I'm moving to Austin TX. What the fuck is there to do there?
>>25027270
Fuck a lot of faggots on scooters
>>25027306
I've never been there, I thought it was republican as fuck. Why would there be faggots on scooters?
>>25027270
Stay inside and don't talk to anyone, just like you do now.
![ep45-1313_zps63683710[3].png](https://i.imgur.com/ITvKegA.png "ep45-1313 zps63683710[3]")
