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Hi, robots!
Do you need a friend? I'm your guy!
Robots, please...I'm dying.
One friend please
>>25022322
One friend, coming right up, buddy!
How's your night going?
Also, check'd
>born in rural area
>all I want is to live in a big city
>riding thee train and sirens every night
>shit to do and food on every corner
>don't have to drive 6 hours to have fun
>actually live life
God..when will this curse finally end
Sirens are the comfiest.
>>25021907
What I like about you~
>>25021907
Where do you like anon? I live in NYC myself.
You robots complain endlessly about Chad, but most of theseguys are not overly intelligent, few are as rich as you think and are not actually charming but just brutish in their flirting. The only thing that separates you then is your body so why not just work out? Achieving a body like pic related is not hard, and is the body women want most.
You want a hot woman but are not willing to do what it takes to be hot yourself...
>>25021879
because this the safe space for perma-victim man children who don't take agency over their own lives
>>25021915
Why don't they want to improve their lot?
>>25021879
that guy ha bad muscle insertions
Who else /failoutofcollege/ here? What is your excuse? What are you doing now?
>>25021864
lounging around all day pretty much I might go back one of these days if I don't kill myself
Dropped university because I don't have the money, passion, or personality to be a pilot. Just finishing up my last 2 exams. Didn't fail out though, GPA is 3.0 or so.
Joining the Air Force next, might come back later to finish getting a degree/major in something.
I'm close to failing, I have 8 weeks until exams I should have done months ago
>how do I get myself to study?
>even if I succeed I don't know if I want to contiue with my degree
Who on NOFAP?
8 days here.
>>25021784
Why the fuck would anyone nofap?
7 days here, I'm going to make it.
Day 18
this time 2 weeks ago i couldnt even go to the shop without clamming hands and pounding heart
today i took my car in for repair and im joking with my friends again instead of being suicidal
>inb4 placebo
1. A German fMRI study which found 3 significant addiction-related brain changes correlating with the amount of porn consumed. It also found that more porn use correlated with less reward circuit activation while viewing sexual photos. Researchers stated their findings indicated desensitization, and possibly tolerance, the need for greater stimulation.
>http://yourbrainonporn.com/brain-structure-and-functional-connectivity-associated-pornography-consumption-2014
2. The first in a series of Cambridge University studies found the same brain activity as seen in drug addicts and alcoholics. It also found that porn addicts fit the accepted addiction model of wanting "it" more, but not liking "it" more. The researchers also reported that 60% of subjects (average age: 25) had difficulty achieving erections/arousal with real partners, yet could achieve erections with porn.
>http://journals.plos.org/plosone/article?id=10.1371/journal.pone.0102419
>sister says she would ask guys for shit (food, pens, etc) just for an excuse to talk to them
Do girls actually do this?
>~30ish year old homeless guy at the bus stop would constantly ask me for food/candy/etc before hitting on me
>asked for my number but i'm pretty sure he doesn't even have a phone
was he actually interested in my or was he just hungry?he was the only guy who was ever interested in me
>>25021778
Probably both
unless you're really, really ugly
yes, they're just as lame as guys
the kicker is, it works for them. they don't have to have "game", they don't have to be interesting at all. they believe having lady parts will automatically get them attention, which it does for the most part.
but the same can be said about attractive men, they don't have to do shit in order to succeed with the opposite sex. women just have better luck on average than the average man.
So the new Star Wars is coming out. It's going to be nothing but pandering shit since Lucas isn't even involved, and chads and stacies are going to like it because it's quirky, like usual.
Why not give them some foresight about the movie they're going to watch? After all, we'd hate to see them pay money for something that they don't know is going to be good or not
There are multiple juicy spoilers that have all but been confirmed, like Kylo Ren being the estranged son of Han and Leia, and Rey being the daughter of Luke Skywalker (who only shows up at the very end of the movie) but the one with the most potential is that Han Solo dies. Kylo Ren stabs him with his shitty looking fanfiction tier lightsaber
Let the normies know
Sounds like fun I'll do it
>>25021919
Han Solo doesn't die that was a misdirect. Leia dies.
>>25021688
How does everyone know Han Solo dies? didn't he die in one of the original movies anyways?
I don't watch Star Wars or give a fuck about it in the slightest. Who is han solo anyway?
Good night, wagecuck. I'll see you in the morning. Afterall, someone needs to remind you about your day of slavery.
>>25021683
TICK TOCK TICK TOCK
What doesn't stop?the wagecuck clock
How are you guys spending your night? I think I'll get comfy with some movies and snacks.
Feels good not worrying about having to wake up early.
>>25021683
Thisis entirely irrelevant because I only work on the weekends
Ask a chad anything
Will reply seriously
>>25021551
Fuck you chad, why'd you bully me all through grade school?
stfu fat sperg
>>25021551
What haircut should I get
I work in a all-female mental hospital. I'm a dude.
AMA
>>25021544
How often do you forcibly stick your dick in literal crazy?
how often are you offered blowjobs for more meds
Whats it like being a trap?
I have to read this book for class
Tell me /r9k/ why is The Catcher in the Rye the most beta book with the most beta main character regarded as a masterpiece?
>>25021514
>>>/lit/
In short: It's a good book.
In long: You're a fucking faggot.
you aren't supposed to like holden
the fact that you're feeling this way means it's doing its job properly
>>25021514
Post a picture of your face to prove you aren't twelve years old.
Not a meme thread, use your most optimistic (while still plausible) predictions, just so we can have some variety amidst all the suicidal negativity. Where could you be in the next decade if you tried?
muscular, careered, a father
nope, still dead
>>25021464
Prison
who the fuck said prison before?
How do people have the confidence to say stuff on social media?
I'm always so awkward, I don't even bother with it most of the time. I'm too much of a loser.
>>25021349
You post it. and watch the incoming shitstorm. That's it, there's no secret.
Make sure to post quality content though.
>>25021937
I'm always so concerned with what people are going to think of me. So sometimes I think about posting a status or a tweet and just wind up freezing.
It's also why I don't really put many pictures of myself up anywhere, I'm ugly and I don't want people to say negative things about me behind my back.
Because you care too much about what other people think.
Everyone, or almost everyone, cares about what people think of them. But when it gets to the point where you can't express yourself because of anxiety it's a problem.
What did you do with your day /r9k/?
More proof
Went down to Home Depot and bought a rope and table stool
Is this 2013?
Alright life advice thread right here guys.
Tell us what you hate about your life, vent to us.
No poison allowed.
You just gotta work towards helping yourself man. I went from worst kid ever, bullied, socially retarded, speech impediment to A-ok later in life.
We'll help you out. You can always improve, man.
>>25021298
All right first off you're hurting your future self by not going and improving yourself now.
Ever look back and think aw shit, man, I should've done something with that time instead fuck, I'd be in a better place
Well you can go ahead and not do that. Just do it, man.
My drinking and drug use is out of control and i think im turning into a carbon copy pf my mom. That being said i believe this to be a symptom of a much larger issue. I believe rhat im living my life wrong. Im not saying i need a higher paying job or a gf or a nicer car. I want a meaning or purpose to give myself to but i dont know what. Not just volunteering twice a month. Something bigger. But im too jaded and cynical to believe in any cause or fight.
>>25021486
You have options.
You could just stop with the drugs or alcohol, and that's very hard I know, but that's probably the most likely way you'll be able to get over those things.
You could use a little less, spend a little longer sober, wean yourself off. This is easier and the safest way if you're really far into alcohol abuse.
You can get some help, rehab, hospital, or something else. No one will look down on you for trying to get help. They will if someone finds you dead in a ditch suffocated on vomit. You won't become that, I believe you man. Anyone can change.
Don't become anyone you don't want to. You don't have to, and can make conscious decisions to do something different.
Remember you can do anything.
If you need, you can leave for a while. Go on vacation, hang out with some people, or just abandon everything until you can get yourself straight.
Everyone can change.
Something bigger? You cab help someone just by yourself, give an entire sidewalk socks. You can help in any way. You can make someone special. Most people do nothing at all. If you do something, you're valuable.
You can do anything you try hard enough to do. Get some help if you can't help yourself.
