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What's with kids nowadays wearing huge fucking shoes?
You a manlet or something?
because all they care about is the looks. they will buy shoes that are oversized just because they look "good". even if they couldn't get the right size.
>>25024569
Huge shoes = Huge dick
What the FUCK is happening to her?
>>25024472
looks like she got BLACKED desu
She has probably been BLACKED
Another reason why Aya is superior in every aspect
>>25024495
This, she's clearly been hanging out with some homies.
I want to stop drinking soda. It is easily the most disgusting part of my diet. How do you stop?
>>25024459
Don't buy any soda, drink only water instead of soda.
Try for at least a week.
pour what you have down the drain and drink some water
Ween yourself off with a juice or tea maybe? What soda do you drink the most?
Bro's this hottie is streaming til 3am EST, GET IN HERE
twitch
(dot)
/turbo_miata
all you lonely betas come join me and this hottie
maybe. what game?
>>25024359
it's a female gamer, doesn't matter what she's playing. she's shit
>Being an orbiter
Stop giving these whores attention you fucking swine
>if you're depressed why don't you just be happy?
I don't reee anymore. It's what normalfags do.
It was fun when we started it that night, but it's just not the same anymore. That night was fun though...
>What the hell are you doing!
>>25024254
Went to the doctor today and described my problems with what I presume is chronic anxiety and depression. He referred me to a psychologist and prescribed me some SSRIs. Anyone have experience with SSRI drugs?
>"why are you so sad? there are kids in africa starving right now!"
I swear to fucking god, my biggest problems in the last month was a broken audio jack on my phone and a stall on deadlift, if I dont find some real struggle, some real reason to live, ill find a reason to die much faster.
![4476%20-%20fuck_you%20microphone%20middle_finger%20stone_cold_steve_austin%20wwf[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/YsZMd7M.png "4476%20-%20fuck you%20microphone%20middle finger%20stone cold steve austin%20wwf[1]")
who else flips off the ceiling every morning when they wake up?
Sometimes I start my day with a guttural FUCK YOU aimed at nothing in particular. Fuck the world. Fuck life. Fuck you.
>>25024240
That's the spirit, bud
Do you perhaps live in the basement below your parents' or sibling's bedroom?
I start the day by waking up, then lying in bed for two or three hours before I muster up the motivation to go shower and sit at my computer for 15 hours until I go back to bed.
Life is hell.
>meditate for the first time for five minutes
>already feel as swell as ever
I used to laugh at people who just sat there thinking about not thinking, or whatever, but now that I've tried to for myself, I know why people keep recommending it as a cure for many ills. I genuinely feel like I'm at the beginning of a new stage in my life.
>>25024233
what did you do op?
>>25024271
I sat comfortably, focused on my breathing, and let my thoughts unobtrusively float by like clouds.
>>25024307
I do that at work every day
>be me
>poorfag
>self loathing weeb
>wants to buy a body pillow
>see prices online
>#notawagecuck
>goes to Little Tokyo on the metro
>goes to a weeb shop
>Sees that Satsuki-chan costs $30
>#OHBOY
>sees a qt behind the register
>buys Satsuki-chan
>qt has a smirk on her face
>#iwanatodie
>takes an uber because I don't want to be a degenerate
>checks the amount of money spent
>it would have cost the same amount to order online
>#endmylifefam
>>#hashtag
fuck off
Who cares, you have a Satsuki. You've already won friend. Now just pray we get VR in this lifetime/
Should have taken the fucking bus or walked then.
Whatever, you got what you want so it is still a victory. Enjoy it faggot.
Nothing good is blue.
Subarus and Fords are gud
my undies are blue and they're super comfy :3
blue is good though
i like blue
>browsing the web
>get turned on
>spend 4 hours saving pics off /s/, /gif/, /hr/, /b/ and instagram to fap to
>fap for an hour
>oh god this is amazing
>cum
>literally loathe myself and want to die sometimes i stab my leg
>every time after a fap
Anyone else?
If we're not supposed to fap why does it feel so good /r9k/?
I got to work late today because I had to masturbate right before leaving even though I had already ejaculated an hour earlier
>not supposed to fap
Where did you hear this? Jacking off is good for you
Just stop watching porn, it's bad for you.
Don't masturbate for a few weeks, and don't watch porn for a few weeks. Then masturbate using only your imagination, but only do it if you can get a full erection.
TFW you're not a Jedi with a BBC
>you will ever weild the force
My only purpose is suffering
>Boyega is the hero Tatooine deserves
If star wars is a really long time ago and galaxies away why does everybody just have the normal ethnicities?
who here no more anxiety but too lazy to socialize ?
I feel as though I've gotten laid and had GF and relationshits before the less of a reason I find to give a shits ass about socializing in general
>>25023865
Man i totally know this. I'm really good at talking to people. I just would rather be alone at home and high playing vidya. I'm really happy you posted this because I feel really alone on /r9k/.
>>25023962
Not op but same. Although, my social skills aren't good when it comes to personal stuff (i.e friends and gf) because I don't generally desire them. But I can be pretty persuasive, have good negotiation skills and I'm generally not socially anxious. I've always identified with the term cyborg
>>25024071
again, same for me. I'm fuckin terrified of commitment so I manage to really blow it sometimes.
Why don't you have a job as a dishwasher?
It's pretty cash.
>Earbud(s) in 99% of the time
>Literally the only time I speak it's either "Hey" or "Excuse me"
>Alone in the dishpit for hours at a time just mindlessly running plates through a machine
>You can seriously write a book in your mind while putting a dent in your stack of dishes
>You'll always have a job since no one else wants to wash dishes
What the fuck are you waiting for?
Depends how long. It kills to stand and do dishes for prolonged periods.
I loved being a dishwasher when I did it. Looking to do it again honestly. Its the only job where you can come to work smashed out of your fucking mind and listen to music. It's like having your own party back there.
>2 years dishwashing experience required
A failed normie is somebody who wants friends or a gf but cannot get them. The term came from wizchan, where it was used to ban people claiming to want sexual relationships. Anybody who wants friends is a failed normie by the original definition. Please stop misusing the term.
No one cares faggot.
I will use whatever words I want, however I want.
And if you get butthurt then it is even better.
You failed normie cuck sucker nigger shit nipple dickbutt.
>>25023921
When you call people failed normies you are inviting a kind of dialogue that essentially forces out people who actually need a place like this. At some point, talking about how you've started hallucinating after extended isolation will get you accused of being a failed normie, if we follow the wizchan pattern. There are people who value this board, and please do not hurt them to prove you're 2cool2care.
If only they weren't as delusional, then they might be able to see their own hypocrisy. Alas, it is too much to ask for a little bit of self awareness.
Hey femanons, how do you compete with THIS?
by being a qt 3.14 gf
I don't need to compete. All i need to do is post I'm a girl on 4chan, i get heaps of betas wanting to be my boyfriend and beg for my contact details.
>>25023775
by knowing that just as they don't hold up to the expectations what the MSM tells you is the ideal woman, most men don't hold up to their male counterparts
