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>be on day 16 of nofap
>robot posts godtier cunney on frontpage
>catches me off-guard. Like this is the most primal lust inducing thing in the world
>dick starts to go on full auto mode, I can probably use it to smash concrete to great effect
>sperm start to go all vive la revolucion in my balls and try to force their way out
>can literally feel my goddamn lifeforce gather in my genitals, ready for for that sweet sweet release
>it's been two weeks, all that backed-up cum is ready to come out like a geyser of pure hot pleasure
>this orgasm will be the greatest drug-unaided cum in my entire life, so intense it will take me to the border of pleasure and agony
>Somehow manage to control it and keep my hands of my dick through sheer force of will. Right now sitting uncomfortably with a prostate bursting with precum
>Tomorrow will be an even greater challenge. And I will overcome.
How many of you can even match my pure willpower? Join me robots, mastery over one's self is mastery over the universe.
>>25018365
>day 16
you're so overdramatic
>>25018365
wp anon i cant even make 2 days. My new years resolution is to nofap for all of January and get a qt gf and we all know i cant do either.
Why don't you just do it?
One day can't hurt...
>me and mtf friend walking towards bus stop
>bus passes us so we start running to catch up with it
>mfw his cute little butt bouncing as he runs
>>25018276
well thanks faggot
now i have a gay bonner
>>25018638
Let me help you with that sir.
What's mtf
What should my tinder bio be?
>>25018213
autistic beta manlet with no friends, I'm not a fucking normie before you ask
If you want normies:
I will make sure we get out and have a blast before we netflix and chill. [Insert something here personal about your car, job, or hobbies. make sure it's interesting to normies]
If you want no one:
I had to ask r9k for advice on what to write here because I'm an autistic virgin.
I literally just posted my height and got really good results
Fucked 6 girls and met my girlfriend
>6'2" master race
Most men think that slutty girls with big tits and a nice ass are perfect for fucking, not marrying.
Most men think that innocent, lithe girls are perfect for marrying. You probably do, too.
So why do you get mad when woman say they want to marry a kind, intelligent man but only want to fuck a muscular, tall one?
Sure, fair enough. But cheating is still never okay. Pick a man/women with the right balance for you and be faithful. Wow so difficult.
>>25018195
I never said that.
Go fuck yourself.
>>25018195
This is bullshit.
Most men think that sluts are for fucking.
Most men think that pure women are for marriage.
Body type has nothing to do about it. By conflating the two you're trying to confuse the issue about women only being interested in the physical.
>2015
>Doesn't smoke cigarettes
Are you school bullied, retarded, or both?
>b-but you die!
So fucking what? Is life a race who lives the longest?
>B-but you get hooked!
No you won't, fucking pussy, if you are not underage and you don't smoke too much.
>I-I-IT-IT COSTS ALOT!!!
Who the fuck forces you to buy pack a day, fucking peat hammer
You're a manchild
Smoking helps you lose weight. Maybe some of you fat fucks should get into it.
>>25018180
it costs a shit ton, ruins your teeth, mood and lungs.
No thanks Mr troll.
Can we all agree that, no matter what we think about "shitskins", brown people looker better in "glossy" and white people look better in "matte".
A shiny brown body is sexy. A matte white body is pure.
A matte brown body looks like old chocolate. A shiny pale body looks like uncooked chicken.
Shiny and brown = fuck
Matte and white = marry and deflower
blacks>whites
get over it crackers
>>25018139
So where the fuck do you even buy white eggs ? I live in europe and I've never seen them
>>25018139
the shit thing about shitskins is their facial bone structure etc and not only their colour
Ask a guy who looks like some twitch streamer and who just ate 200 grams of rice (half of it seasoned with spicy ketchup and tabasco with a fried egg on top, the other with butter and two teaspoons of sugar) anything.
>>25017936
Was your spicy ketchup from whataburger?
>>25017976
Whataburger is bae
>>25017936
How happy are you with your life
Question to male robots.
What do you call a girl/woman that is too disgusting (landwhale, feminist, mongoloid etc) to be dated?
a fembot
hooohooho
unlovable
females.
/thread
Hoping my name will come up ;__;
Dear David,
die.
Sincerely,
-Everyone
Dear OP,
Iktf
Whenever I see these threads all I do is scan for my initial and then reply to them pretending to be the person they wrote to
Feels bad man
Love,
me
>>25017630
Dear OP,
I would enthusiastically ravage your asshole like a stallion if I had the chance.
Love,
Samuel
how are the bots holding up?
>>25017480
I hate finals, I always fail them for some reason. Even if I do well on every other test/assignment/quiz, I always end up failing the final.
About to leave for my last one
Then I'm going to celebrate by getting high on my own
>>25017480
I got As in all my classes except Bio which I barely passed. I'm gonna get high as shit rn.
Why can't I enjoy videogames anymore? Is this a side effect of getting old?
>>25017440
Depression most likely.
>>25017440
>Is this a side effect of getting old?
Yes. You realize that the world is moving on without you while you are sitting in mommy's basement wasting your life on vidya.
There's an old 4chan greentext that pretty much says the same thing, but I don't have it saved. Sorry.
I can play vidya at this age because I didnt burn myself on it except for gs. I find that hard to play now.
Name a topic that could be posted on a specific board that is guaranteed to receive 100+ replies.
latest aaa normie game on /v/
It depends on how you open though.
If you ask a legit question, or talk about something specific then it won't make it.
You have to be critical or use bait.
On /r9k/ make a thread pretending to be a girl who is looking for an autistic bf.
"Trips gets nudes" thread on /b/. If the fake girl you post is hotter than the sun but no-one will know her.
>get job at bar
>only 3 people with me on my shift
>nigger manager who sits in the office playing solitaire instead of working, sluty bartender chick who can barely mix a drink to save her life
>and chyanne the waitress and only person i can stand there
>talks about piercings and tattoos all the time
>listens to the same kind of music i do
>can actually hold a conversation on politics
>generally acts pretty chill
>decide to ask for her number so we can hang out after work or something
>"a-are you asking for my number"
>yes
>she stops talking and walks out of the bar real fast
did i do something wrong
>>25017431
What do you do at the bar? How did an autismo get a job in a bar?
>>25017431
OP confirmed ugly/manlet
You got piercings, tattoos and a job at a bar.
Feeling pretty down today for various reasons
Feel like sharing my emotions with somebody but dont want to do it on fb or /b/
Dont want to talk about it just want to dump some sad pics
number 1
me pablo espanol
random original comment
YOU USED TO CALL ME ON MY CELLPHONE
L8 NlTE WHEN YOU NEED MY LOVE
>>25017350
BUT I DONT CALL BITCHES I JUST POUND EM'
OR PUT EM' DOWN IF THEY BITIN'
>>25017350
I KNOW WHEN THAT HOTLINE BLING
THAT'S AN ORIGINAL COMMENT
I KNOW WHEN THAT HOTLINE BLING
MY NEETBUX JUST CAME IN
