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>tfw no wagie bf to leech money off
>>25008700
>wagie
Cute, anon.
I bet you saved that picture from the thread I posted it as the op pic as you little nigger
>>25008700
Are you a girl?I'm a woman but I'll buy you stuff, just please pretend you'll be my gf someday.
>playing MMO
>guys in guild gift me random shit just to become an internet bf
>don't want to be a bitch/ice queen so have to accept
>make friends with a few different girls in the guild
>talk to them on skype
>find out that they're all guys
Getting free steam games from bronies and furries by pretending to be a girl makes me absolutely livid.
It's not like they'd spend their money on anything worthwhile, so I may as well make use of it.
Man I always play a girl and FFXIV is the first time I got stuff from doing it. You guys must push the fact that you're women in true attention whore fashion. I wish people could actually role play. You're online persona and offline persona should be separate. Why not allow your character to have a boyfriend? Say "it's just role play" if they try to escalate.
>Be underage boy on tf2 a few years ago
>Meet a gay furry/scalie
>Play with him
>He always tries to get into lewd chats with me over steam
>Gifted me some free stuff
>He probably thought I was a 15 year old sissy with a boipussy
>Was a 6'2" gym bro with a full beard.
>daily reminder that whenever you search someone or mention someones name on Facebook they get a message saying "do you know x?"
oh shit, that explains a lot then
Daily reminder that if you have a Facebook account you should leave.
>when ever you download a photo off Facebook the person gets a notification
Anime or rap?
Both are cool af.
>>25008566
anime, closely followed by nigger music
/thread
Rap obviously. At least anime doesn't promote degeneracy.
I mean people who are just chubby or a little overweight. Not obese people. Personally I know I am overweight but I'm not THAT bad. I just want to know, do you skinny people put all of us into the same group whether we're 40lbs overweight or if we're 500 lbs? Because I'm about 40 lbs overweight but whenever I see real fatties I hate them. Do you skinnies hate the slightly chubbies too? Pic relevant.
>>25008509
once you're 10-15 lbs overweight you're fat ass status in my book.
tfw 5'9 and 180 lbs
i feel fat as fuck but i kinda look good tbqh, especially in nice clothes
>>25008509
It depends on your background.
I'm a recovering fatty, so now when I see landwhales content with being fat, I get irritated.
Body dysmorphia is a weird thing.
friendly reminder that women are shit and that men, also, are totally shit
Your thread, also, is shit.
>>25008608
perfect example of shit behavior from men, thanks for contributing to the thread
Someone finally understands
I wish I had the guts to become a hero
Greetings rowboats. Apparently I look like some twitch streamer or some shit.
Anyhow, I'd really appreciate if some girl would provide me with a sustained stream of pictures of their tittays.
In exchange for tittays I will provide advice on assorted topics, teach you how to cook shit, make you an expert on intra-italian banter and even teach the language.
DO WE HAVE ANY TAKERS?
Why are you so funny?
>>25008362
I like having a sence of humour my tripfag friend
>>25008386
How many girlfriends have you had?
>is that a pip boy, I would trade my left arm for one of those!
FUCK YOU TODD EXPLAIN WHY THERE ARE SO MANY MUTANTS ON THE EAST COAST OR WHY JET IS IN VAULTS
>>25008248
A joint operation with aperture on vault tec's behalf.
>>25008248
wasn't the Masters original army located near the east coast?
cuck IS BACK
I REPEAT
cuck IS BACK
I think I have other pictures of her from a thread a few weeks back.
She's so fucking cute
>>25008527
But she's alone like us. She's a real fembot.
>>25008527
who is this desu cuck
Why do people smoke and sunbathe? Do they not realise they will age their skin by 10+ years in doing so?
>>25008136
B/c they live for the moment.
People have a very hard time with looking towards the future and not being shortsighted, it's why people smoke, or don't believe in climate change because it snowed yesterday
>>25008136
And that woman is more susceptible to UV rays being of the caucus senpai
Anon, you can come over, my husband will be at work
>No... No thanks. I'm just gonna play games.
>>25008049
Don't be a cheating whore bitch. Bros before hos I don't want none.
you could put Snake in there
Is anyone else sick of "University of life" cunts
>>25008021
hahaha, bitter racists that were too dumb to go to uni think they know the education system. Good one!
I went and did a pointless course but dropped out, most of the people who finished it are doing well from it, baka Britain First.
a degree is basically a stamp that says "trainable". your shitty piece of paper doesnt mean you have any employable knowledge, and employers know this.
Anti-intellectualism. Congrats Britain, you're going where the US was in 2005. Soon your country will be full of flag waving conservatives.
>If I post it as a maymay, it will look more factual and I'll get thousands of Facebook likes.
I make a kinda squawking sound whenever I yawn.
I don't know if other people can hear it or its just me cos its echoing in my throat or some shit but it makes me self conscious.
and you????
I'm replying to this thread.
i do the same op,no worries !
i eat my nails (spit out about 70% of them), don't remember the last time i cut my nails with scissors
who here /mantitties/?
they're the bane of my existence
>people tell you it's not a big deal
>"not even noticeable"
>it completely exempts you from dating any girl over 4/10
I want off
>do the lifting meme
>go from skinnyfat to builtfat
>now look like shrek
i tried, pham
>>25007587
>be a 3
>expect to date something over a 4 without putting an effort into getting better appearance-wise or getting off boards that encourage your autistic behavior
wow women are sure shallow, why won't a beautiful girl find you beautiful despite your boobs
>Your whole life is one giant compilation of cringe, awkwardness and failure
>No matter what you do it doesn't stop
at least we can watch anime
I'll post the thing from the thread I made which got no replies here:
If life was a movie I'd not even be the villain. I'd be some pathetic fuck who betrays the main characters and tries to cooperate with the villain to save his own skin but is then killed due to his own incompetence. He's not even important to the story, gets maybe 2 minutes screen time total, he's just shown so people can say "karma is a bitch" before they forget about him.
>wishing there was a drug which would blank all your cringey/bad memories away
