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I wish i could kill myself easily, but the way i imagine my death upsets me, please give me motivation
still need help sempai
wow noone wants to help me, r00d ;_; pls b less r00d and more helpful
>>25012914
Fuck off and shove your fish hooks up your ugly roastie, hag.
Blackbot here. Lets put aside the childish racism for a second, because I have to say this: wtf white guys? When I was younger, I though tall white guys with shades, beards and tattoos were suppose to be the toughest fuckers of the American white race. But now that I see them all the time in my neighborhood, they're nothing but a bunch of pussies.
Seriously, the boney fuckers run around in skinny jeans talking in high pitched, nasally voices about the latest episode of GoT and plaid shirts. They even drink beer like pussies. What the fuck happened?
They didnt have no momma to whoop they asses is what happened senpai.
>>25012472
where are his pants?
is this makeup on his cheeks?
>>25012472
>>25012558
It's a fashion statement bro, you wouldn't understand
If /r9k/ hates women why do you waifu girls like cara delevigne, rose, creepychan and monkeychan?
why are they so different from other women?
We hate their behavior(not personalities because they have none), we love the bodies.
Women's suffrage was a mistake.
>rose
>girl
>>25012456
i dont know why this ugly mug is posted all the time on here but i bet it's the same guy posting it everytime
>tfw no christmas gf
Will a femanon spend some time with me on Christmas? I don't have anyone and I'll be all alone. Maybe even just wish me a happy holiday or something. Thanks.
>tfw no christmas bf
>tfw mother and her partner are going away on holiday for Christmas
>tfw sister is on holidays too
>tfw spending the holiday alone in my rented room
>tfw don't like alcohol or drugs so will probably just eat frozen pizza and play Rome: Total War
>tfw my crush's sister posted a picture of my crush on instagram recently with a message suggesting she had a crush on someone
>tfw I thought it was me
>tfw I was wrong
>tfw watching her wrap her arms around a guy who is everything I will never be
>tfw feel guilty for being depressed
>tfw the guilt makes me more depressed
>tfw no friends
>tfw nobody to hold tight and talk to in bed on cold rainy nights
>tfw investing more and more time and energy into elaborate daydreams and non-sexual romantic fantasies
>tfw orthodox Jew
schnippen schnappen kill yourself
>>25012403
you cant be a robot and an orthodox jew. dont you guys get arranged marriages and have like 30 kids with no job? fuck off
>>25012403
Dat pic tho. I love myself I think I'm perfect, attractive smart huge cock, but recently Ive been struck with monstrous social anxiety. Like, I grab my face and I grab random shit because Im freaking out so much.
And I laugh at random stuff in my head, like I really laugh at it sometimes and I gotta try hard not to draw attention to myself
Are you 100% heterosexual robots?
varying levels of want
Yes I am! Thanks for asking! Haahahahhahh
>What women want
A provider, a free ride, a pussy-whipped beta who will let them fuck who they want and buy them everything they need
>What traps want
to be pretty and feminine, to make you feel like a man while you make them feel like a girl
The choice is clear
Everyday is the same
The same is everyday.
You really thought all the time in the world to play video games was great at first?
I miss my friends. They all moved away and are living their lives and I'm stuck in my parents basement with literally nothing.
What is your favourite wojak? I think mine is pic related.
>>25012354
people must not like wojak.
>>25012354
Thissmug one.
This one, because it basically resembles how I feel. Drained of life. Dead man.
>26 years old
>Have a good job
>Live a pretty stable life
>in good shape
>Missed out on teenage love
>Had a short-term relationship (my one and only relationship) when I was 23, with a 25 year old woman
>Haven't had any interest from women since
>The chance of me getting with attractive, young women is now forever gone
>All women my age are nasty as fuck and usually single moms
>No friends
>Life is completely unenjoyable.
>Too well off to complain, too poor to enjoy anything more than the basic standard of living
What's the point anymore?
>>25012351
I know how you feel. I was a complete and total loser in high school. Once I graduated I lost weight and took up weight lifting. Now I have a decent body, but all the women 20+ are ugly tattooed fat chainsmokers. If I had been less apathetic and complacent in high school I could have at least experienced fleeting Chad-dom
Find a hobby, my only reason for living is my newfound love for cars. It motivates me to make more money which involves college etc to afford the ones that I want.
>start falling in love with a woman at work
>find out she's married
first time posting here,
why is it that i'm not allowed to have a vibrant fulfilling social life like everyone else?
It takes time and effort and you aren't willing to commit either
>>25012348
I dunno Brandon, maybe because you're a tripfag fucking loser named Brandon. Could that be it?
>>25012389
I've done that, and it seems that I can never make a meaningful relationship with anyone.
What the fuck is this, nigga?
"Cuck" has been unfiltered.
Get on this, robots, time for cuckposting
>>25012160
desu senpai baka hehe niggas
hmm robo
>>25012160
about cucking time, too.
>>25012160
Test
kek
KEK
kekold
mr hiroshima
please now filter the words , "tick", "tock", "dollar" "Manlet" , "poo" and "loo"
thank u
>>25012069
what if so many goats go up the stairs that the one at the very top gets shoved off the sudden drop and destroys the stairs going around half way down. Not only is that cunt dead but the others are forever stranded and will either stay there until starvation or have to jump off and kill themselves.
i can imagine that being an independent film about accepting death and suicide. The thought of this is making me fucking terrified.
>>25012069
>Manlet
>poo and loo
Currynig detected
TICK TOCK MANLET. ISN'T IT TIME FOR YOU TO POO IN THE LOO AND GET GOVERNMENT DOLLARS?
>tfw appointment at the dentist soon
How many amalgam fillings do you already have, robots? Hope you didn't fall for the dental composite meme.
>>25011952
NONE
i dont even brush that often
>>25012280
Well, you're genetically advantaged then. We should selectively breed people like you so that future generations won't need dentists anymore.
>tfw free dental until you're 23
>went on date
>were holding hands on way back home
>ask her next day how her day was
>sees the message but doesn't respond even after half a day later
Don't want to send her a message again. Would seem pretty beta.
Is this normal? Do women ignore men after they went on a date? What the fuck?
Did I do anything wrong? She seemed quite happy when I took her hand and we were walking home.
>inb4 normie get outCalm down, I'm still a 20 year old KV
My sister usually does that if she doesn't want to talk to the guy for a while
>>25011764
She's probably in a bad mood which could make her not want to talk with anybody or just doesn't want to talk to you.
>>25011764
I have a related question
I met this guy online and I am only interested in being friends with him and he has said that he enjoys talking to me but he never starts the conversation and he takes days/weeks to respond to a message, he says he's busy but he's online often, he just doesn't read the messages I send
Yes I am a lonely person but I am not looking or desperate for a relationship at all
Why does he do that? It bothers me and makes me feel very bad about myself
Give me five reasons why I should quit smoking weed
or
Give me five reasons why I should continue smoking weed
Thanks
>>25011758
One reason to quit: you would waste less money.
Seriously though, it really depends on your own perception of the buzz.
5 against
- costs money
- lowers intelligence
- destroys knowledge
- makes you lazy as shit
- wasts time while smoking
1) smoke
2) weed
3) erry
4) day
5) !
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