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What's it like to have a little sister, robots?
Is it like in my japanese animes?
I think my life would have turned out differently if I had a little sister. I feel like she would have looked up to me
>>25019744
My little sister is beautiful and perfect in school (uni now) and I'm lazy and ugly
It was a lot like watching your parents blatantly love someone more than they love you
my sister bullies me (not sexually)
it's nothing like anime
How dirty is your room /r9k/? Pic related.
>>25019687
What the fuck man why would you do that?
>>25019728
That's a piss bottle I forgot to throw out a long time ago, I don't know how the powder formed in there.
>tfw probably have the dirtiest room on /r9k/
>tfw meet people at party
>they seem cool, I introduce myself and we start talking
>try to hold a conversation like a normal person but fail miserably
>at one point I even end up insulting one of the guys completely by accident, everyone is shocked
>they quickly realise I'm a loser
>I make an excuse and leave
I just want 1 friend, why is making friends and holding a conversation so fucking hard?
>>25019590
original content 123
>at one point I even end up insulting one of the guys completely by accident
details, give them
>>25020176
I said I was scared of becoming older and especially losing my hair. One of the guys there was bald.
Everyone went silent and you could cut the tension & awkwardness with a knife.
anyone ever feel that existential feel?
feels bad man, I would rather not exist than feel this feel, it's like looking into the void
The irony in your viewpoint is that existence is the opposite of looking into the void
Maybe not this existence, frankly this existence sucks, but it's still less void-like than not existing at all
>>25019292
Idle hands are the devil's playthings.
>>25019292
>"These pretzels are making ME thirsty!"
I refuse to work. I may not get autismbux, but fuck working. I'd rather die homeless then being a fucking dull wageslave.
Fuck working. I fucking hate it, and I won't do it.
>>25019250
If you're American you're not gonna have a good time
>>25019250
Give it time
you'll realize that money does infact buy happiness
You won't be saying that once you're actually out there.
honest question why does this turn me on???
im a straight male.
i find only the guy part repulsive but when black hair sucked its fucking hot
why is this?
is this gay or straight?
honest question
im truly desperate to get some honest answer
>>25019101
because they look like hot girls despite their cock. Also you probably like cocks seeing as you have your own. I'd say it's bi-curious to watch this but not fully gay because gays don't like traps/shemales.
>>25019101
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMoEs7eQeZE
You're straight.
>>25019101
would marry black haired succubus.
>one chance at life
>not born white
I'm a nigger and abbos scare me. How did they last this long?
But anon...race is just a social construct.
>>25018938
Iktf. Why did my parents move to a country where being white is a requirement for dating as an average male?
/alcoholic/ general
What are you drinkin/doin?
>tfw gettin wasted on wine listening to Rodeo on a weeknight
I'm drinking steel reserve tbqh
boxed wine master race
>4 bucks to get smashed off liters of wine
OP here. Halfway through the bottle and barely feeling it. Fuck my life.
think of how fucking great it would be
can we petition for OP to shut his filthy mouth?i think this would be great, cause he's full of shit.
>>25018627
post more bailey and I'll consider it.
>>25018627
I'd be in favour of this. Stops normies getting so mad that they had to look at a cock, and I'll have a new board to visit all day.
>work at DMV
>tfw get paid $35,000 with a few planned raises in the coming years and a great benefits package to stick it to normals all day, which I would almost do for free
>tfw being extremely strict with Chads and Stacies
>tfw letting robot types get by with a lot, especially if they're nervous
I've failed so many women and have seen so many 16 year old tears being wiped away. I've failed the same normals 4 or even 5 times until they eventually get the idea and go to the neighboring town to do their test.
One time I was letting what I thought was a decent robot guy by and things were looking good for him until his girlfriend called. After that it was deductions for everything and he went home with nothing but a hour and 45 minutes of his life wasted. You guys would be surprised with what all we can mark off for. More often than not we just let people by to get them out of the way, well they do. I don't.
Any other robots have jobs that let you slowly chip away at normie lives?
>is a crash dummy with the control of a brake while stacey will eventually get her license anyway
your job will also be phased out in under 10 years
>>25018525
nigga ,you a low level bureaucrat wage slave. You're cucked for life.
>work at dispatch center for campus security
>7pm
>some call transferred from university switchboard since school's closed
>"HEY DAWG I REALLY NEED TO USE A COMPUTER MAN FOR THIS SIGNMENT IM DOIN"
>look over at cameras
>library lights are out
>"Sorry sir, library is currently closed."
>"AHH MAN AINT THERE ANY COMPUTER SOMEWHERE I CAN USE"
>"You can use a laptop on the wifi if you're close to the library, that's still working."
>"NAH MAN MY LAPTOPS JUNK IS THERE NO WAY U CAN HELP ME?"
>"Maybe you could use a computer tomorrow when the school opens back up, I dunno."
>"AHH MAN I GOTTA WORK FOR A LIVIN. SO THERES NO WAY U CAN HELP ME OUT?"
>"No, sorry."
>"SO IMA FAIL THIS CLASS?"
>"I don't know, sorry."
*click*
>thoughts cannot travel in Brendan's head
Post cringeworthy shit.
White knight dates autstic woman RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE
Fuck roastie and super faggot can't comprehend shit and le wrong generation maymay.
>>25018305
holy fuck cunt thats fuckin cringe
>December 15th, 2015
>Almost halfway through December /r9k/.
>>25017475
And still no doom.
Worst year ever.
Why does it seem like elementary school took up half my life while 2009 doesn't seem that long ago?
>18 years old
>graduated from a military school program for fuckups in june
>had so much hope for the future
>got fat and no colleges would accept me
>still no car
>no permit
>no job
>can remember what I was doing on this day, one year ago
>I was a neet posting on /r9k/
>nothing changed
New years resolution: exit bag.
I've turned 20 and decided to stop being a mooch and pay for 100% of all my things as part of my plan to get my shit together. But all this stuff I now have to care about is all so complicated, and I feel like I need to make a phonecall or ask for help with every new term I find.
What is a GIC? What is a RRSP? Why is my credit card balance still 250 even though I've added that amount to my credit account before the payment due date? Available credit is $7 shy of my credit limit so what the fuck is going on? Why am I getting statements for a savings account worth 20k when I thought I just have a chequing account? Why can't I access that from my banks website? Etc etc etc for another paragraph or so.
It's all so overwhelming.
All you need to know is
1. Take in more than you spend
2. NEVER EVER GET A FUCKING CREDIT CARD YOU STUPID FUCK HOLY SHIT
>>25017403
What are you talking about with your credit card? Did you submit a payment? The payments won't go through instantly because the banks want to be sure your check won't bounce. So that's why there's a delay.
>>25017606
There's literally nothing wrong with having a credit card if you're disciplined and pay it off in full every month. In fact there are a lot of good reasons to do it that way.
Have you ever had an internet-gf robots? Tell stories.
Told the story earlier today, I met her on Whisper, a gay phone app by complete accident.
Dated for 1.5 years, she came to visit a few times, then cucked me.
>internet gf
Literally a meme.
>>25017291
repost it here friend, it sounds like a good one.
What video games are considered to be Autistic/played by Autistic people?
Whichever ones you play.
Anything Sonic related
COD
WoW
Minecraft
Also all e-sports is autistic
minecraft and basically all bethesda games
also pretty much everyone who is very heavily into retro games is a complete autist
