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Is Trump still going to win? Did he stump himself?
He just won the debate.
>being on /r9k/
>wanting Trump to win
>not Sanders
Why are you so stupid? Sanders is the only one that cares about you
won the debate
>>25023228
>jew kuck
>caring about white race
tfw no average pIain jane gf
>>25022664
>posts 7/10
>"plain jane"
anon pls, plain is 5/10 and below.
>plain jane
bitch those eyes are like emeralds.
>>25022664
>average baka desu sempai
>tfw dad's raping my sister again in another room
Grab his gun and kill him with it, don't be a pussy
>>25022662
I'd masturbate to it desu senpai. None of my sisters have been raped.
my day isn't complete until I see this post
When I think about it properly, I can't even bring myself to think of one good thing in my life, or really, anything I should be thankful for.
Working a dead-end job I hate, earning close to minimum wage; left by a partner I loved, and unable to get over him; friendless, completely lacking in a social life; still living with my parents; ugly.
The worst part is, it doesn't seem like anything is going to change anytime soon. I haven't felt 'good' or 'happy' in a very long time - every day, I wake up, and I wonder why I even bother, as my body automatically goes through all the steps.
God, I hate being alive. Really, why am I doing it? Why do I bother getting out of bed and going to a job I hate, where I don't do anything and where I'll never move up? Is it because I still hope - deep down - that someday, I can achieve something?
I don't know. I just really hate it all.
>>25022638
What, nobody else has issues, or what?
>>25022638
Well you sold me. You should probably kill yourself.
You're still alive because this shitty life is all you have. I'm in the same boat
>mfw I find out the high school I wen to uploads their news to Youtube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MqS_z7o98Y
>Highschool
You must be 18.
>>25022609
>finding out what your sexuality is
let me guess, its not straight
>>25022708
>went to
nigerian learn tuh read
ok /r9k/ i need help
I need a drivers license but noone is willing to let me use a car. so I cant get practice driving and I cant even take the test.
what do. im 21 now and i've been trying to find a way for 3 years now
>>25022581
driving school idiot
or make some friends
>>25022581
are you the dumbest nigga in the world? go to driving school. they'll even let you use their car for the test.
it took this special nigga 3 years to figure this out. just baka
How short does a woman need to be to qualify as a womanlet?
Disgusting mongoloid dwarves not included
>>25022566
outside of actual dwarfs or freakish genetic nonsense, there's no such thing as too short in my mind.
my ideal woman height is between 4'11" and 5'1"
I'm 5'10" and I've dated several women in that height range, it's just what I genuinely prefer. I like them small, it gives me warm fuzzies.
Is 5'2 an ok height?
>tfw no 4'10" gf when im 7'1"
Hi, /r9k/
I tried to make this thread earlier but I had to take off 5 minutes in due because something came up, so I just deleted it.
Anyways, I was told to make a thread about this because some people found my situation interesting.
Long story short:
>grew up with no mother in the home
>only saw her occasionally, alcoholic so almost always drunk
>had a few particularly traumatic incidences with her
With that background, it becomes easier to understand the rest. I like to write greentexts of me having a loving mother. I prefer greentext as opposed to normal writing because if I write normally, I feel pressured to focus on creating technically "good" prose.
I write these stories as a comfort, to try and capture what it would be like to have the pure love of a mother. Growing up completely without it has ruined my relationships with the opposite sex. Anyways, the stories are about me and my imaginary mother, who I have dubbed Rosey mommy,based off of that youtube grill. I find her comforting, but have only seen a couple of her videos and know next to nothing about her. I just think she has a good "single-mother" look, and she's really nothing more than a placeholder for me to project these feelings on to.
Anywho, I'm going to post a few of my stories that I have edited down/pruned to be fairly coherent. People seemed to like the one I posted in a mommy gf thread yesterday, whether because it's really autistic, or because it's interesting to see the psychological effects of growing up motherless.
Going to start with the original scenario I wrote, then post random ones I cut down to post.
I can answer any questions if you guys have them, and feel free to make fun of me, just keep in mind. I'm exposing myself for your enjoyment. Apologies for any typos.
Comfy pictures unrelated, but who doesn't love getting /comfy/ for story time?
Original scenario I actually wrote as a joke, but ended up finding it comforting.
>have a Rosey mommy
>it's night time
>got my Samurai Jack playing on the TV
>she opens the door and walks to the bed
>kisses me on the head, I reach up and hug, she hugs me back
>"Goodnight sweetheart, you sleep well okay? I love you."
>m-mommy you forgot
>she smiles, pulls my covers down, pulls up my shirt
>blows a raspberry on my tummy, I giggle which makes her giggle
>she sighs a contented sigh, looks me in the eyes
>"Hmm, I think you forgot something too honey."
>w-wha-
>she puts her armpit over my face and says
>"Stinky pit attack!"
>i giggle and laugh, she pulls away laughing
>hug one more time
>she kisses me on the head one more time
>walks over to my door, turns off the light, and walks out
>before shutting the door, she leans in
>"Goodnight buddy, sweet dreams."
>goodnight mommy, I love you!
>she shuts the door gently, turns the hallway light off, I hear her footsteps as she walks back upstairs
Pic related is how she'd be dressed, she would go upstairs and maybe have a couple of adult drinks (liquor) before going to bed.
It would just be mommy and me, happy as can be.Mommy's little boy, her pride and joy.
>2:30 PM
>Rosey mommy picks me up from school on a cloudy day, in which it's not pouring but drizzling lightly
>"How was your day pal?"
>it was okay mommy
>"What did you learn?"
>nothing
>mommy giggles
>mommy drives, but it's not the normal way she takes home
>we end up at the park
>no one here but us since it's rainy day and we both love rain
>"Come on sweetheart, play in the rain with mommy!"
>I laugh and climb out of the car
>before even getting into the park we have tons of fun in the parking lot, jumping up in down in the puddles
>mommy makes a bigger splash because she's bigger, but I'm better at jumping at angles so as to splash her legs
>we laugh and jogs after each other, trying to kick water towards each other but failing
>before we head into the park, mommy remembers to open the car and grab me a jacket
>I sigh, and tell her I don't need one, but she insists so I don't catch a cold
>we walk into the playground, and mommy asks what we should do first
>the slides are too wet mommy, but the teeter totter looks dry
>we walk over to the tater totter and wipe the water off where we'll be sitting
>mommy sits at the back, I climb in the seat closer to her on the opposite side, but she tells me to sit on the furthest one
>why mommy?
>"That way you can push me higher sweetie"
>I giggle and climb on the furthest seat
>"Ready?"
>yeah!
>mommy pushes off the ground, I sink down
>mommy pulls her legs in and drops with all of her weight, sends me shooting up fast
>i laugh and mommy laughs with me
>we try desperately to push each other high enough to make the other say stop
>eventually mommy says I need to slow down, I'm so strong I'm pushing her too high
>years later I would realize this was an exaggeration, but it was still all okay
>>25022568
>we slow down, and end up looking at each other
>mommy stands up and walks over to me, think she's going to hug me
>she inches just close enough to poke me at yells "You're it!"
>i laugh and jump off the teeter totter, and sprint after mommy
>she is really fast, and splashing lots of water where ever she steps
>she runs up the slide set to the top
>i chase her up, and she has nowhere to go but down the wet slide
>i think i've got her trapped, but she slides down just as I get to the top
>she keeps running, i slide down too and get my tushie all wet, but i can see mommy's jeans are soaked too
>maybe this slows her down enough that i'm able to catch her but when I do she has led me back to the car
>i tag her and yell you're it!
>she turns, exhaling loudly, and before I can run off she grabs me and gives me a big hug
>"Mommy's tired sweetie, and soaking wet. I don't want to catch a cold either, let's head home and have some hot cocoa okay?"
>I nod my head enthusiastically, and climb into the back of the car
>do up my seat belt because mommy wants me to be safe
>we start driving home
>"You're pretty quick buddy, one of these days you're gonna be as fast your old momma"
>I laugh and say, you think so?
>"Oh yeah buddy, I'm sure you'll be even faster one day!"
>i giggle excitedly as we pull into the driveway, anticipating a night of hot chocolate and cuddling while watching a movie
>yfw you realize getting pussy is all about confidence
fake it till you make it faggots
>>25022404
true factz my niggas
>>25022404
I finally got laid at 29, this is true desu friends
this is the ultimate red-pill that /r9k/ will never swallow.
Whats your favorite fast food restaraunt and what meal do you usually get from there?
Mine is popeyes. I usually get a 5 piece tender dinner with fries and corn
> tfw OP gets his tendies
Lee's chicken. I don't know if they're only in VA or what but it's so fucking good.
Popeye's is GOAT. Only fast food I actually eat. Their apple pies and biscuit are worth the diabeetus.
How is it fair how the fuck is it fair?
>parents make a lot of money so I can't get any grants
>they're dying in debt so we live poorer than everyone else
>go to college
>kicked out because of fees
>owe 10k with no transcripts
>have no car I have to get dropped off at 8 am for a class at 10 by my mom while girls watch
>my friend lives with his grandparents
>they're retired so he gets grants
>he worked long enough to get unemployment
>they double his unemployment because he's in school
>gets refund checks for free money every semester
>had a car since he was 16
>I go to his house and they have a fuckton of food and soda
>they're disabled and can't walk upstairs so he has a whole story of the house to himself with a giant TV and laptops and an Xbox
>I live with my parents who are in my shit literally 24/7
>my other friend has a way nicer life than me but he has a single mom with a low paying job
>he gets food stamps
>there's only one store in my town
>he goes to the store every day and buys everything I like there out so there's none left
>I can't even afford it anyway
>>25022339
Tbh it is kinda fair. According to you, your parents make money, they apparently just try to live beyond their means, which is where the debt came from. Unfortunately, their actions have consequences, including your lifestyle.
Basically, learn from it. Do your shit right, graduate, don't make your parents' mistakes.
>>25022499
No they just really don't know how to spend
I live in a broken down house with no flooring and thin walls and 50 years old carpets that don't cover the whole floor and my parents both have cheap used failing cars and we've never gone on vacation and I starve every week
I'm poorer than my welfare neighbors
>>25022526
Don't know how to spend as in they don't spend the money they make and it just sits in accounts?
Doesn't jive with the "dying in debt" bit.
You're gonna have to just work part time to get what you need. It sucks, but if you're here you don't have a social life while in college anyway, at least not one that's gonna last.
>jerk off in front of PC with people in the home
>room smells like cum now
what do to prevent disaster?
Empty a whole can of deodorant in the room.
What does it smell like, OP?
I can tell you what works best
Heat up some vanilla extract
Or just dump some axe or fabreeze into the room fabrics
Ive done it i got a gf
Congratulations friendo
Congrats anon, I just asked out a girl for the first time today, hopefully it can go farther than just hanging out
Congrats man, I just ruined everything with the last girl I thought I had a shot with in my entire 30 year life.
>buy condoms
>she probably think i'm gonna be getting laid
>actually just jacking off into them
she probably thinks ur paying a black to fuck u in the ass, man
>>25022181
Faps n' Faffs
Chaps n' Laffs
>>25022181
I bought condoms once because a girl on the internet told me to meet her somewhereshe never met me
and it was super embarrassing
the cashier said
"have a nice night"
she knew the situation exactly and was insulting me
Is anyone here
/Racially Ambiguous/?
>>25021992
I'm mixed black & white but everyone thinks i'm Asian because I have tiny eyes
>>25021992
>2 distinct backgrounds that should've led to an interesting looking mix
>everyone thinks i'm indian
JUST
>>25021992
Yeah I'm a swarthy Italian who looks Moroccan.
