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Post yfw you realized your shitty life wasn't your fault!
is it not tho
You have a huge fucking nose and huge fucking ears?
>>25027158
Yeah, but he was pretty good in Zoolander.
>houseforants.jpg
Sup /r9k/
Why havnt you taken the voyage?
I did it /r9k/
>>25026534
dat cozy night walk
>>25026543
Wish you could be here desu senpai
Any robots play dragon's dogma? This game is so fucking good. Makes me feel like Gattsu.
>>25026470
Sword bow assassin confirmed best class
>>25026470
its coming for PC right?
ill definately get it by then
>>25026514
That's not a ranger
ITT Favorite Serial Killers
>H.H. Holmes
he basically invented the og scooby-doo house with trap doors and shit
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/H._H._Holmes
>Jeffrey Dahmer
I think, besides the whole serial killer thing, he was probably a nice guy and if I didn't fit the role for his ideal victim I probably would've hung out with him maybe once or twice just to see what he was like
>Hello good sir!
http://www.documentingreality.com/forum/f240/david-parker-ray-toy-box-killings-tape-transcripts-79489/
>tfw you will never have your own sex slave harem of prime teenage cuties that you rape and torture
>>25026429
There's a book based on this, Murder at White Castle. I listened to the audiobook version of it and it's fucking great. Highly recorded during long road trips alone.
Should I buy a gun?
>be me
>5'6"
>scrawny
>big mouth
>intelligent
I could never stand up to anyone who actually initiated a physical confrontation. I'm scared one day I'll need to protect someone or that I'll get myself in over my head with someone. That being said I feel like guns are for fags and adding a gun into a situation could turn a beating into something much worse. Thoughts?
nah just get a baseball bat
You're the kind of faggot that shouldn't be buying a gun. Learn to keep your dumb fucking mouth shut.
![article-2540411-1AB5D15900000578-249_634x431[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/N0AAstw.jpg "article-2540411-1AB5D15900000578-249 634x431[1]")
>>25026101
This.
The last thing we need is another sperg with a gun.
Should society kill off us robots to better itself?
We literally boost the egos of normies,we are usefull!
>>25026105
Eloquently put. Without us, there's no alphas.
>>25026139
What's this fucking contrary shit?
>tfw no steam friend to play video games
>tfw no steam gf
>tfw no anime
>tfw no manga
>tfw why even live
>tfw avatarfags ruining every thread
>tfw they wont' die
>>25025997
I got a gf through steam. I am telling you right now, after all the fucking, everything becomes hell. Steam gf played literally 80 hours over two weeks sometimes. Steam gf always loves games more than she loves men.
>>25026190
what games does she usually like to play?
Gonna need to buy some more redflags at this rate...
Friendly reminder that you are degenerate if you post your ID here.
My brother just graduated university and has a 60k job at Intel. Who else /inferiorbrother/ here?
I was always smarter than my little brother, but he had work ethic and could play instruments. He is definitely the more normal and successful brother. Not sure I would give up my intellect to be better at life though...it is what it is.
my older brother is more of a fuckup than I am, hes been in and out of college for 6 years now, still lives with mom, never had a real job.
it doesn't matter though because he was born good looking so he has tons of friends and a hot gf. no matter how successful I am I'll always be ugly and therefore /inferior/
>>25025857
Yea, it feels bad having a little brother that looks better than you and has an actually plan for life, he's probably smarter than me too. Doesn't mean i don't love the little shit.
Anyway how is your sex life?
I'm on /r9k/ right now so that should answer your question.
>>25025828
I have sex once a week
>>25025828
Well, ya know. I got my right hand. I got my left hand
>Feel bad
>Remember I'm not;
>Circumcised
>Indian
>A nigger
>Fat
>Or any other type of shit skin
>Feel a million bucks again.
>>25025811
>not circumcised
check
>not Indian
check
>not a nigger
check
>not fat
check
>not any type of shitskin
check
>dubs
check
looks like I get to live another day
>Not fat
>Pretty fit actually
>White
>Had sex with a few different women
>Have plenty of friends
>Fairly normal social life
>None of that will bring my foreskin back
>>25025811
girls prefer circumcised, so unless you're looking to attract gays or foreskin warriors you're not really at an advantage
found this in one of the local pawn shops today, perfect for the beta uprising
>$460 for a polymer hand-me-down used pawnshop glock
kek
>>25025807
Not OP but as long as it goes bang, and can kill a normie who gives a fuck you gigantic noguns cuck.
>9mm
kek
might as well use an airsoft gun
No normie, but how the fuck do people not shower? I go crazy when I haven't showered for 3 days. Doesn't it bother you?
3 days? I shower 3 times a day
>>25025465
Rub your hands on your balls after you've went without showering for a couple days, smell your hands afterwards, and you'll never want to shower again.
>>25025465
When I was a NEET for 3 years I still showered every day or every other day. I don't get it either.
Please recommend me some music. I need some music to listen to on Spotify while I'm writing. I'm not too picky.
>>25025433
Kimbra
>>25025500
I'm already listening to her senpai, do you have any favorite tracks of hers? I like Teen Heat, As You Are, Miracle, Carolina, and Cameo Lover.
>>25025433
>>25025500
>tfw NYCfag
>tfw she moved to Brooklyn
>tfw close yet so far away
>tfw I will never meet her
>tfw no skinny bf
Why is every guy who likes me always fat? Is a skinny bf really too much to ask for?
>>25025400
required text is required and original
>>25025407
nice thumbnaiI
>>25025400
I'm skinny and that guy is not. Are you fat?
>cuck defiltered
>Bayonetta in Smash
>Jon and Arin confirmed still friends
It's been a fucking comfy day, /r9k/.
>there's a dong on his hat
fucking cuckio why are you so hilarious
>>25025312
>Jon and Arin confirmed still friends
Where was this at?
>>25025312
Arin Hanson is a sjw faggot.
