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Hans solo dies in the star wars film
>>25031757
Don't the old guy always die in the first movie?
>actually watching this new abomination
>giving jewgolds to Jew Jew Abrams and his interracial breeding cast
>>25031757
jokes on you, I already saw it with my girlfriend
Come on robots, life sucks but you shouldn't hate yourself for it. I challenge you to come up with at least THREE positive things you can honestly say about yourself. I'll start
> Graduating college next semester
> Empathetic, but not to a point where it clouds rational thinking.
> Good with animals and kids
>lazy
Fuck it, I knew this was a stupid thing to attempt with you people
But I do love myself. I'm just not loved by women in the way I want to.
lads I'm about to get a haircut what should I say when the barber asks what I want?
>>25031707
bowl cut or you're a fag
>>25031707
MUH GUNS MAKE MUH SAFE
Just tell him to fuck your shit up.
>3rd driving lesson
>driving in the city
>still cant do anything right
>stall the car almost at every stoplight
>cant pay attention to the road while im driving because i'm just trying to get it moving
>the guy had to break a few times because i always hit somebody
>i literally have no fucking idea what to do with the clutch and accelerator
>too slow so i just fucking stop in the corner then i have to change to first gear then stall it in the corner
>go home and cry
>>25031645
Your instructor is shit. Most will make you drive circles in a parking lot with many starts, stops, and turns until you're 100% comfortable with the basic operation, then move you out to public roads.
Drop the faggot and go to a different school.
>manual
What kind of a driving school gives you a manual to start out with? Who the fuck drives manuals anymore
>>25031670
This to be honest fampai, mine didn't do this but if you are not comfortable just leave.
My instructor was kinda nice and kinda patient but I still hate driving, too afraid of scratching another car or anythingI don't want to deal with the consequences
How's life here? Is it normie-land?
Feels good faM
Rent is too damn high tho in the Bay Area just fuck my shit up
Kind of want to leave my home town (Oakland) kind of don't idk is there even a point to moving somewhere else?
I'm about an hour away northwest from LA
Not that close to the beach but it is normie central here
I can't see how anyone can go to school and live on their own here
I like it, but there are way too many people.
It's a very conflicted kind of feel.
>tfw vegetarianbecause you can't afford meat
Well, beans and rice it is, again.
Grate some cheese into it anon-kun
>>25031775
cheese is just as expensive as meat you fuckwit
and what's wrong with veggie food OP? If you're hungry anything tastes nice.
>buy meat on sale
Do you think tumblr feminists masturbate to rape fantasies and after they finish write blog posts about feminism and rape culture? I think so.
Maybe we have some females here who can answer this.
>>25031525
Yeah it's probable
>>25031525
They masturbate thinking about male models and actors.
>>25031525
i've dated 3 feminists and 100% of the time they want to reenact the rape fantasies daddy left them with
i guess you could say i'm redpilled
Why are traps all such turbosluts?
When they're male, they get little to no attention. But when they're trapped up or sissified, they get attention from horny guys who want to buttfuck them and they love it
>>25031548
can confirm, this
>>25031548
This pretty much, they get as much attention as women so they become sluts
Self Improvement Thread
What have you done today to improve your life?
What could you do right now to improve your life?
RIGHT NOW! Clean your room or do some laundry, get off this board. Start small anon.
I don't remember ascending any summits
There's no jobjective way to judge a life lived, good or bad. Therefore the term "self improvement" has no intrinsic meaning. There's only change in one way or the other, no inherent way to judge this change.
>>25031258
You can subjectively judge your own improvement or movement towards certain personal goals. Self Improvement doesn't require an objective 'ideal life', just personal desires and goals.
Robots, Are you high test or low test? Me personally high test
>>25031188
>there are people who will call this fat
just supporting my high test bros
>>25031223
she's obese. not a healthy weight.
Post in this thread and you will have sex in 2016.
This one for the tossups
I don't sex so do not count this post fuck you bitch fucker you are shit
You didn't specify what kind of sex. For all we know posting here will get us raped/we'll become (or are) crack addicts that will suck a dick for some crack in 2016.
So glad I have all this time to myself to study things that matter, like religion and philosophy, and don't have to spend it working at some desk doing whatever people tell me to do. The unexamined life is not worth living, after all.
What are you NEETs studying or reading today? I'm contemplating the Tao Te Ching right now. It holds immense wisdom that takes time and guidance to unearth, time which I have plenty of.
>the governing of the saint is to empty on
e's mind, substantiate one's virtue, weaken
one's worldly ambition and strengthen one's essence
Looks like wagecucks aren't gonna be reaching enlightenment any time soon!
>>25031164
>religion matters
Allahu ackbar my friend
>>25031164
Hello, fellow NEET. Today I'm reading Xenophon's Anabasis. I highly recommend it.
Good morning, dear NEETs.
Just another day in the life of a free man. The air is fresh, the sun is warm and bright.
I think I'll go for a walk down at the pier.
>tfw meet real life Chad
>tfw he get's a 10/10 girls number and makes a date 10 minutes after he's met her
>tfw he's a 1/10 in terms of looks
Confidence & Conversation skills > Looks
>>25031152
Which is news to no one except robots.
Of course good looks help, but just not being an autistic creep who constantly makes excuses for everything wrong in his life is generally enough.
>>25031152
>>25031237
Wrong
Looks are everything
Looks ~ Money ~ Status
>>25031152
Conversation skills don't account for much. Chad can get away with saying what he wants.
>>25031250
Actually it's just looks (good looks means you're sexually active which brings high status so status is a result of being Chad rather than a prerequisite). Women are superficial and the hierarchy is:
face > height > body
>boy asks me out on date
>agree because he is a cutie
>find out he doesn't have a car
>mfw
just...... WHY
who needs a car? trains are far superior
>>25031126
>who needs a car?
boys who want to date me
was that not clear lol
>>25031126
I'm not trying to cut ass but people with autism usually love trains.
>get on r9k to do my daily morning browse
>read some interesting threads where anons share their problems
>refresh the catalog
WARNING MAJOR SPOILER AHEAD DO CLICK BLACK BOX IF YOU ARE A STAR WARS FAN
>see thatpic of Han Solo dying from new Star Wars movie
>start to cry
Fuck. I wanted to go into that movie without expectations. I'm so fucking sad/mad right now. JUST
>>25030943
Shit it should say do not click black box...I fucked up.
>>25030943this is original 100%
>>25030943
Me too anon. I don't even care about Star Wars but I'm seeing it with friends tomorrow and it still made me sad to have it spoiled.
