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Donald trump is the only serious presidential candidate above 5'8"
>Donald trump 6'2"
>Ted cruz 5'8"
>Bernie 5'8"
>Clinton 5'7"
you think it might be lulzy if trump got elected?
probably true
i just have this gut feeling that a ted cruz presidency would be even more spectacular
>>25039309
At least Ted cruz is taller than Putin.
But for example David Cameron (6'1") will be staring down at him and patting him on the head.
>>25039214
Bush is taller than Trump
Who /mischief/ here?
>been drawing since childhood
>never make any friends or get a gf at school, just draw every day
>go to art school for 4 years
>still can't draw a hand
Wtf am I reading. Really
>get told I have unlimited potential growing up
>get good grades
>popular, people think I can be anything
>never get a gf
>waste all my potential and become a 27 year old friendless KHHV NEET
devilish Tbh
>be 5
>eat a slice of bread
>it's fucking delicious
>decide to become a baker
>skip 15 years
>in school
>studying Information Technology
Why does it kill you guys that good looking people have it easier in life? How did you not know this growing up? You're judged as a person off your appearance first, we have eyes for a reason.
>>25038973
it like, doesn't man. why do u like, keep insisting that we should feel differently
PRESSURE
PUSHING DOWN ON YOU
PUSHING DOWN ON ME
UNDER PRESSURE
>>25038973
i think people here are more mad at the fact of it being
Looks>personality/skill
which in turn turns them bitter
>TFW your mom knows you can't get a gf
>My mom is a fanatical religious Christian who prays all the time
>I have her Facebook password because she asked me to help her set it up
>Casually logged into it one day just to snoop around
>Probably between 10-15 messages to people at her church asking them to pray for me
>Wants God to send me a woman
>Knows how clinically depressed and lonely I am
>Sends message to people asking if they know any good girls around
>No one does
>TFW your mom knows your a loser
Honestly probably the only reason I dont end it all.
But I feel like I need to tell my mom she is wasting her time. But I don't want to insult her "faith". But I dont want her worrying about me.
Anyone else know these feels?
Anyone else parents know their offspring are doomed to a life of solitude?
>>25038939
I know this feel through her yelling at me whenever I see her. Can't wait to move out doe.
>>25038939
Why do you think you can't get a gf?
Let me tell you about the *feels* I know.
My mom enjoys my failure in this regard, rubs it in my face.
Talks about how my chad cousin's girlfriend are always whores, tells me she's so sorry for them, I should help them get their high school degrees (they are 28 yo 28 yo or sth like that) and help them apply to uni, as if it's my fault the fuckers dropped out of high school and are dumb and annoying, calling me ''buddy'' and shit.
Let me say this - even your own mother will cuck you emotionally or otherwise for Chad.
All females will instinctively side with Chad.
Your mom might be a rare exception OP, but maybe that's why you're making a thread about her.
Why do people like Taylor Swift again?
>stops doing god-tier country for party music
>starts acting like a bitch on social media
>turns from innocent to probably a used up fake
She's cumdumpster now.
c-cuz she browses /b/
>>25038920
Because she's 'attractive'. There is no other reason.
>>25039040
would the world be a better place if we killed off attractive people?
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So there is this girl who goes to my university I consider to be a good acquaintance. We pick on eachother, and text sometimes. She bosses me around jokingly and tells me to throw her stuff away. She's Lebanese, so I joke with here and say she's a Persian princess. She laughs and says stuff back. She jokingly tells me to kill myself sometimes and I just say stuff back. To her. So today she walked in class and sat down in front of me and I said "man it looks like I forgot your red carpet I'm sorry" I laughed because it was a joke. She didn't say anything, then about 5 minutes later she started crying and asked to leave class. Why in the hell did she get pissed off over that? I mean we always pick on eachother and joke around, but now everyone hates me because they say I made her cry. Damn I guess it's true, you can never have a girl as just a friend they are too.
>>25038843
she prob got dumped lol.
great work op.
That's racist as fuck you insensitive bigoted piece of shit.
>>25038921
lol. i thought by "red carpet" op was referring her to being a "princess"
w/e
Why is picking skin so addicting?
Fuck. I do that too. I thought I was the only one
fuck off kate
>Pick hands to pieces
>Apply Vaseline for a couple of days
>Hands look glorious
Don't worry about it
Dump your rare pepe folder
/r/ thor pepe
rarest of pepes reporting in
which of the 11?
>she just stops replying
This is a feel I wish on nobody, not even my most hated of foes
>>25038742
we all know that feel. stop being so needy u fuk.
she doesn't matter, you'll see this in time.
At least she replied anon, mine won't.
>>25038742
same OP
It's hardly that bad, but yeah it's pretty shitty
post what you are listening to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mS8xDo-qM8w
>>25038663
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppF8toTPRx0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYWJGdZG-wg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tICijYWifAs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7o7R5BgWDY
why does happiness make me angry?
>>25038655
>why does happiness make me angry?
because you don't have it
Probably because your political stance diverges from the one pushed here.
kek the just do it guy.
I'm about to turn 22 in a few days.
Still a kissless virgin.
I think i'm above average looking 6-7/10 and make really good money.
I'm just so fucking avoidant /r9k/, I sit on the computer in all my free time. Anyone here have success stories on how to meet people?
I really need to tame my anxiety and get out there. Any advice would help.
>>25038565
>I think i'm above average looking 6-7/10
pics please
>>25038565
Have an old big dick daddy spread you open
>>25038565
What day anon?
>tfw your gf puts her head on your chest
>>25038463
>tfw autistic and on meds
>tfw you just seem like an emo fag to me
>no feels
Autism really is evolution at work
Literally sitting here with my gf on my chest. It's an okay feel, sitting for like an hour with someone's head on you can get tiring though
>tfw your gf puts her head in your lap and looks up at you
>tfw putting your head on your gf's tummy
Can somebody photoshop a lightsaber into this dog's paw. It for a hot chick on FB, so it's a good cause.
>>25038436
someone track this bich down and teach this faggot white knight op a lesson asking us to be his personal army.
You could just do it in paint you enormous fag
>>25038436
we /b/ now?
we /b/ now.
Fuck this board
She stopped texting me
Did I fuck up?
nah u did just fine
u complimented her and she went off topic to wanting to be fucked, you replied with kek
Why is everybody who makes these threads named *black squiggly line*?
