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Is this the worst yu gi oh card of all time?
>pay 2000 life points per turn to keep card activated
>Players only have 8000 life points to begin with
>3 turns and this card destroys itself, and youre about to lose the match
All for the right to reduce your opponents monster to half attack? Why is this card rare its garbage.
>>25043387
Also. Yu gi oh thread i guess.
>>25043387
If your opponent has a high attack point monster you can't kill at that time it's better to pay 2000 life points to be able to kill it with a weaker monster than to take direct damage. Of course there are other traps or spell cards you could use I guess but most of those cards would only be useful against one monster or are limited/banned so I guess this card would be good if your opponent had a bunch of strong monsters on the field you can't kill otherwise and you dont have or already used something like mirror force.
>>25043387
The worst card of all time is Reborn Zombie. Look it up. Its effect is almost literally impossible to use.
Pot of Generosity is also a pretty shit card.
Anyone else here have babyface? How do you deal with it? What age to people tend to assume you are? Any tips for dressing with it?
you should got for the ol' white new balance and dragon t-shirt fade
Take heart young faggots. I was baby faced as fuck until I hit about 25 and it turned into a total chad face. I was still 5'6 so it was wasted on me, but the point is most baby faces age well.
>>25043321
>Anyone else here have babyface?
Yes.
>How do you deal with it?
Heavy drug use, drinking, and smoking cigs caused my face to look more aged.
What music does /r9k/ listen to?
Here's what I'm going with tonight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TB7KOZUQhfc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlO-KOvpPOw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6uIsM7s6pY
Bump, every thread I post fucking dies.
>>25042981
>thinking you're going to get any recommendations other than /mu/-tier "i listen to these artists only to be cool", normalfag trash and entry level bands that everyone with half a brain has already moved past
This is my favorite album f.a.m.
I'm pretty sure it isn't /mu/core either. If it is, I've never seen it posted.
Who here /birthdayboy/?
Can some of you robots stay with me for my birthday?
>>25042834
happy birthday bud
>>25042968
Thanks senpai!
I posted on my Instagram that It was my birthday and someone like it then disliked the post.
Feels Bad Senpai.
Happy bday mother fucker!!
>Not growing mushrooms in the privacy of your home
>>25042815
I want mushrooms to not make me manic. They felt so good before that bullshit went down.
I'm contemplating trying a micro grow.
>>25043346
Why not just do it?
If you did 3 months from now you would have a big harvest in storage
If you did it 3 months ago you'd have that harvest right now
>tfw you find out a normie you hated/roastie who rejected you is dead
oh man, how should I feel, happy or 'sad' because someone died... HAHAHAHA FUCK THIS SHIT. I'M SO FUCKING HAPPY
>>25042814
Are you happy as a clam?
>>25042871
No, just glad they don't get to ever experience any sort of pleasure ever again.
Can we get a comfy/hobby thread? Hide from the shitposting here.
What have you been up to lately robots?
>>25042753
Pretty sweet Flames of War table.
>>25042782
It's just a random pic. I don't actually play, I just want to get into it. I bought some models/pieces when I was young but never actually played, and I just found them in my closet and that hit me right in the gut.
>>25042846
Ah, I never really got into FoW, but I used to play me some 40k and Warmahordes back in the day.
Then between rule sets changing and moving I just never got back to it. Really wish I had a nice FLGS here to go to, but they're all comics only type places, none of them bother having tables for that shit for some reason.
Who here /architect/
It sucks. Not only being an INTP, but being an ugly INTP.
>>25042611
>tfw always wanted to be an architect
>didn't go to school for it
>regret
FUUCCCKKKK
>>25044350
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZI_hOP_K6MY
>playing TF2
>kill a random guy in a humiliating way
>taunt after killing him to acknowledge that his death was goofy
>he instantly spergs out
>"you sure you really wanna do that bro?"
>I don't respond or show any indication that I heard him
>he spends the rest of the game trying to hunt me down
>every time I kill him I just give another taunt, no words
>hes spamming in the chat "LOL YOU'RE SO GOOD DUDE I WISH I WAS AS GOOD AS YOU"
>kill him one more time, taunt, then leave before he can come back and kill me
>after I quit the game he tries adding me to yell at me more via Steam messages
>ignore request
>block communications
it's the little things in life
Literally nothing brightens my day, my existence is miserable. Everything I do is just ammo for me to mock myself for.
>>25042579
do you think there is anything out there that could make you happy?
>>25042547
Watching Miss Monochrome and other lighthearted kawaiidesune anime.
Can't deal with the feels of serious themes anymore.
>women will fuck dogs while you're at work
What the fuck has happened to today's women?
>>25042523
imagine little underage girls with tight innie pussies
now imagine that lucky fuckin dog penetrating them
>>25042523
pupperz is senpai 2
>>25042540
life is so fuckin unfair
why dont you guys just date a 2/10?
>>25042435
in the NEET community that is an 8/10
>>25042435
dear lord, what is this creature?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSM7eX7D4MM
Because they are reserved for guys who are 6.5/10 and higher. I literally am at the point where I MIGHT get some retarded bitch, but only after some Alpha fucks her senseless. I'd rather just let my fucking genes die out.
>tfw no bf to waltz with
>>25042080
>tfw know how to waltz
>tfw knowing you wouldn't ever do it again
>tfw waltzing is for faggots and pansies
>>25042096
Well then why'd you learn it in the first place, mister contrarian?
>>25042080
W-Where are you?
I want to waltz with a qt girl so much ;_;
>order pizza
>pay the guy
>tells me to enjoy my food
>'you too'
>his face when
>>25042020
I catch myself saying this a lot.
>tfw no one hears you
>tfw you have trouble speaking up
>>25042020
> order pizza in person in a chain store
> get free wine
Who buys wine in a pizza chain?
>mom says hi
>"thanks"
mfw
> Tfw I wish this was me.I'm a fucking degenerate ;-;
>being woriied about a degenerate
With unfair and cruel the Universe and humanity in general are, why do you think you owe it to them not to be a degenerate?
>>25041707
Cause I'm just a dirty fetishist. I don't have the looks to pull it off or the frame so I'm no better than nasty old dudes when I do toying on cam ;-; Basically a degenerate scum..
>>25041778
Well, welcome to the club of most people then. These trannys are one in a million. Most of them are just look like men with tits. That's why I never tried. Now I just spend my days being lazy and depressed waiting for death.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohYjzu_4VVE
This is happiness beyond anything you can fathom. It's impossible to appreciate how easy, stress-free, validation filled, and endorphin-releasing these lives are but we can guess.
They've escaped the rat race. No 40 hour weeks, no hours spent in traffic commuting, no deadlines to worry about, no essays to research, no projects to lose hair over. No forcing yourself to wake up early, force-feeding for energy even if not hungry.
You wake up at 10am after a full night of GH-releasing sleep. Your hair looks effortlessly styled even when messy. You eat your breakfast and take a shirtless selfie "cooking eggs!" "it's bacon time!" and post it to IG.
You put on a plain white tee and some jeans. You haven't shaved or showered and your wardrobe is as basic as it gets but NONE of it matters because your face just makes everything work. It's the uglies who agonize over which direction to style their hair or how much stubble to trim or what shirt to wear with what pants to look good. All irrelevant to you.
>>25041469
Then your ride comes to pick you up. A limo from the agency to take you to your photoshoot of the day. You spend 2-3 hours in good lighting with a female model, posing and cracking jokes with snack breaks in between. You collect your fat paycheck and head out.
In between all this you've gotten literally hundreds of IOIs from women - on the street, on the train, in the grocery store. The entire world is like a runway because women keep GAWKING at you. You have to hide a shit-eating grin - how can life be so amazing you wonder as you shake your head and laugh.
Now you go to the gym for some weight lifting and briefly glance at the bloated pimply moonfaces high-fiving each other over their 4 plate squats. You see a chick secretly snapping a pic of you from the corner of your eye but ignore it and laugh.
80th text message of the day comes in. It's the desperate chick from tinder who has messaged you 3 times in a row, begging you to be her FWB. You don't feel like smashing though and just want to play video games. This thought doesn't give you any second-doubts or cognitive dissonance or anxiety over turning down sex because pussy is a never-ending stream for you, a commodity.
>>25041481
Quick check on instagram - your unshaven unshowered selfie has 80000 likes with jailbaits posting kissy emojis and tagging their jb friends
"@kayley this is the guy i was telling you about!"
"future husband"
"I.CANT.BREATHE"
"@tiffanyyy @jessicaxo @amber92 ohmyfuckingGOD"
Another stream of endorphins release upon seeing this validation. The tenth time today. Better than any drug out there. Heroin without the side effects. You smile as your self-esteem is satiated. Your genetics are celebrated. You are intrinsically desired Women want you for you. Not your money or your social connections, then want YOU.
What - you think I am exaggerating? That no male's life is like this?.... I got news boyo, not only does this all happen, but it happens EVERYDAY. ALL THEY DO IS TRAVEL TO EXOTIC LOCATIONS, TRY NEW DISHES AT TRENDY RESTAURANTS, AND TAKE AESTHETIC PHOTOS
Please stop. I don't want to be genetically inferior. I don't want to be a loser. I don't want to be
