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>wizard apprentice
>suddenly gf
>she has baggage from bad relationships
>realize you are the beta provider
>she settled for you
>realize your whole life is a meme
>tfw
>>25031405
end the relationship before she pegs/cucks you
>>25031405
So... Better or worse than being a wizard?
>>25031450
Not OP, but I've been in a situation like this before.
It honestly goes back and forth.
You feel shitty in the relationship most of the time,
but the loneliness is gone.
So I don't know
>wake up and see this on top of you
wat do?
![[FFF] Hibike! Euphonium - 04v2 [22A1915E].mkv_snapshot_13.19_[2015.11.29_23.56.33].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/DAU0970.jpg "[FFF] Hibike! Euphonium - 04v2 [22A1915E].mkv snapshot 13.19 [2015.11.29 23.56.33]")
I would obviously call the police.
pull him close and kiss him as I cum inside his boi hole
>>25030803
hope my dick us between his buttcheeks and leave, if not then i might as well
Masquerading as Chad is fun and sad at the same time. This desperate bitch sent 4 messages and I haven't replied and sent her number in the 3rd. Fuckin kek
I don't know if I should feel sorry for her or mock her.
>>25025207
Wow, all I ever get on dating sites is messages with "hey"
>>25025251
I'm using a 10/10 Chad's pictures just to laugh at all the roasties.
ITT: post your kiss-fuck ratio (the number of girls you've kissed and the number of girls you've fucked, respectively) and your age
>3-2 and 19 years old
>>25020482
Whogivesashit.nl
1-8 26
>>25020482
more than 30 / 12 -- 29 years
^_^
>have a group of friends that I always chill around with, play vidya with
>basically really close
>high school comes around
>they suddenly take interest in the edgiest and anime-loving girls
>still hang out with the them, but every time I come around they always act disgusted
>feel uncomfortable around them
>doesnt matter, at least the people are cool, even if they hate me
>they plan a birthday party for one of my closest friends
>show up at the girls house
>every girl asks what the hell am I doing here
>me and the guys look confused
>ask the girls if they want me to leave
>they look disgusted and say "well since your already here.."
>party is awkward the entire time
>every time I talk the girls give me a look like I just told them I fuck children and drink their blood afterwards
>only one to even bring a present
>everybody leaves
>i just kinda look around like what the fuck
(cont)
>fast forward a few years to college
>one of my friends still hangs out with them
>i still have to see these fuckers every now and then
>they all have colored hair and shaved eyebrows now
>they're even more into anime and cosplaying
>they always go to comic cons and etc.
>wonder why they hate me
>decide to go digging
>turns out they're all tumblr feminists with a burning passion against cis gendered men
>realize that all my other friends are manlets with short sides, long tops haircuts and I'm 6"2 with long ass hair
Also
>friends also bought gifts for these girls all the time
>one guy spent 60$ on manga shit for one of these girls
>I bought everyone presents always
>I get literally nothing for my birthday from anybody
Do I need new friends?
>Do I need new friends?
Doesn't seem like they were your friends to begin with lol. Also cut your hair, you don't look good and you know it
Bonus story
>eat lunch with this group everyday
>high school the girls join us
>every time I go up to get food I hear them talking about me
>every time I get back they always give me the same look from the birthday
>miserable time at lunch
>they always shit talk me while I'm in line
>i know this because one of my friends tells me literally everything they say afterwards
>have to smile because i really dont wanna start shit
>friends dont care because vagina
>>25043699
I've been thinking of cutting them off for a while. Plus, when I transfer for my final year at a uni, I never have to see them again.
tfw no average plain gf
>>25043101
I think she looks lovely.
>date plain gf
>constantly gnashing my teeth over how much I want to fuck 7+/10s
>date 7+/10 gf
>constantly gnashing my teeth over how much I want to fuck less pretty girls anyway, just because why not
Well meme'd, anon
Do you Mellow Yellow?
>>25043089
If its brown flush it down
Stupid suggestions thread?
Stupid suggestions thread.
Live a happy life, OP.
no, why would I do that? It will be flushed eventually, one outcome just leaves a stale piss scent.
>Right now, millions of girls are pooping.
>>25042859
>implying girls poop
>>25042859
>hahaha, Hey robots, anon has said p**p.
>there are millions of guys RIGHT NOW getting cucked
and yet our misandric society will never care about these victims
Do you ever just take a look at the world and stop to think about how fucked up it actually is?
>feminism
>sex being something everyone has with everyone else, and not strictly between a man and his wife
>homosexuality
>transgenderism
>racism against whites, which in turn makes whites hate nonwhites even more
>misandry aka feminism again
>college is only for getting a job and working for the jews, fields such as philosophy are seen as irrelevant, despite the fact that the greatest minds of all time viewed philosophy with the same respect they would mathematics
>increasing sense of nihilism, people refuse to pretend that life has meaning anymore and are slowly accepting their destruction
>etc.
It's really quite awful. This world is more hellish than I could have imagined.
>>25042667
We need God to establish the Millenial Kingdom and wipe out these cancers
>sex being something everyone has with everyone else, and not strictly between a man and his wife
Being a prude won't help
>>25042730
You're the problem.
Where do i find depressed cute girls to date?
Try Russian
>>25042260
Won't they go back to their russian Chad as soon as they get their green card from me? Plus do Russians even bother with learning english.
>>25042217
In dreams. Yesterday I've dreamed to date a cute english teacher
>tfw have to create fake accounts on Tinder so I get at least the bare minimum of human contact
Y-you know, if you forget about the fact that they think you're someone else, it's actually kinda nice talking to them...
>>25042030
A tinder account needs a phone number.
>>25042030
That sounds pretty nice, senpai. It's always nice to feel human contact through some bizarre means. It's pretty blissful.
>tfw barely talk to anyone
>tfw haven't had a girl who talked to me in years outside a store or some shit
>>25042030
>not creating your own 10 characters that you play your self
>Not talking to yourself as those characters in a mirror for 3 hours a day
>Not creatin 15 facebook accounts and send messages to eachother as if you are just becoming friends and developing relationships and watching a living community grow
>tfw stoned
>tfw can't eat ice creams
>tfw can't drink milkyshakers
>tfw can't a cheese
What's a good alternative? Developed lactose intolerance a few years ago, and I have to say that I really fucking miss ice cream.
Quick question OP
Are you asian?
>>25041933
There are pills, I think it's called Lactase, and it helps me. I don't know if this is exist where you live or not.
>>25041933
I developed that shit a few years ago too (never visited a doctor to confirm it tho). If I ingest too much lactose I get diarrhea. that's all
Han dies
robot
What a dumbshit fucking plot.
wasnt planning on seeing this piece of shit anyway. good to know he died though
who the fuck is kylo ren
Post an image from your computers memory banks that could represent how you feel or would like to feel! A picture is worth a thousand words, go!
I'll start, I feel tormented by isolation and depression, and I want an action packed life!
As a person, I lack a clear direction or goal in life. I procrastinate on the things that I should do and even on the things that I want to do, because I doubt my own capacity to improve and learn. Failing for me would express a inherent flaw in myself, rather than what the current condition is.
>>25041795
Are you me?
I hope we make it, bro.
Spend most of the day high, smoking bowls, and thinking about the fuck I want to do with my life that won't force me to kill my inner kid.
Where were you when the filter was removed?
And what's your favorite meme word?
>>25041682
i like cuck and senpai
it makes me feel like a nigger
>>25041794
but you are a nigger.
>>25041955
haha i wish desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYOAZX_JZSQ
