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ROBOTS B T F O
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Fun
Validation/Obligation
Every reason why I don't have a gf
I don't want a gf though.
>>25041696
This. I'm on a messy downward spiral of self destruction, I don't want to bring some girl down with me. And codependency/mutual destruction suck.
I'm 35 KH virgin and I feel like I might never settle down and create a family
I'm really debating whether or not I should just adopt a kid, I mean I don't wanna die without having a successor but I feel like it's either now or never
>>25041512
no never adopt
I understand that it feels like a good thing to do but you shouldn't have to raise the spawn of some normie cunt
Get a surrogate if possible, I've been thinking about it myself
>>25041512
Do not adopt
Never raise children, it'll fuck your life up
Really depends if you feel like you'll make a good parental figure. Also depends if you're financially stable enough to take such a huge step. How old do you want the kid to be?
>you will never lick disgusts butthole
:(
>mystery will never pee on you
Can you give a link to the source?
Disgust is a qt and I want to do things to her
>>25041545
Don't know the source senpai :( wish i had more of her
>tfw you'll never be a white north-american
I feel like a fucking subhuman. How does it feel to be white? To look in the mirror and feel/be white? To look at your body and see white skin?
We all have problems, and being white does not make your life automatically perfect. But be honest: aren't you glad you're at least white?
>>25041413
It's socially acceptable to be incredibly fucking racist to whites in the west because we're a bunch of PC imbeciles. So no. You have affirmative action schemes and a social free pass for a lot of stuff if you're not white. And assuming you're not Asian either, achieving anything in life makes you a fucking genius apparently.
>>25041413
That's quite sad;.; I feel for you bro
>>25041495
Would you like to be asian?
>>25041524
Thanks la sagrada familia
Have you ever spoken to a Saudi Arabian woman?
>>25041384
I've spoken to Arabian women and I have spoken to my cousin, who is a woman in Saudi Arabia, and also my sister's friend, who is descended from Saudi Arabians. Do those count?
>>25041415
none of these count anon sorry. They have to be natives from Saudi Arabia.
>>25041415
>I have spoken to my cousin, who is a woman in Saudi Arabia,
your cousin ought to be in the ground.
remember, 'ought' is moral imperative. as in, her being killed an interred in earth is both fitting and just.
hey /r9k/ im that aspie who works at a bar from yesterday who asked for a girls number.
don't know if anyone gives a shit but i talked to her today and i thought i might as well tell you guys how it went
>get to work
>walk in and clock in with the manager
>my turn to put on music (we all pick something different throughout the shift)
>put on pic related
>start wiping down the bar top when i hear
>"h-hey anon can i talk to you outside"
>look up and its cheyenne (girl i asked for her number)
>sure no problem
>go outside with her
>"about yesterday... i didn't mean to walk out like that."
>ok
>"i'm not good with this kind of thing and i have anxiety issues and, i don't know i just panicked"
>its fine i shouldn't have just sprung it on you from out of the blue like that
>"well i would like to hang out with you and if you still want my number i will give it to you"
>well ok
>put her number in my phone
>we both go back in the bar
i think i did alright
Well, sorry for saying fuck you.
Just know that if it went wrong, you would make the workplace atmosphere bad.
Find better moments next time.
>>25041319
Great job at furthering your goal of shitting where you eat, dumb fuck.
10/10 would cause anxiety attack in female homo sapiens sapiens again. You done good, OP. You done good.
One of these threads? Much more simple to fill in for anons, all variations welcome.
>>25041204
ok here's mine
thread seems to be dead
sure
>>25041599
excellent taste in waifu, anon
the website for making these online is 99% finished, you can create and share custom templates with a unique url and fill in templates and generate the final image on the site too, I'll post it soon, would be good to get feedback, I just wanted a side project to work on and thought some people might find it useful
>People on here call women degenerates for wanting to fuck however many people they want
>But they themselves want to fuck a lot girls, and it's perfectly fine, because hey, their guys right?
>Fucking Kek.
inb4 >fuck off roastie
I'm a guy.
It's really funny how many hypocrites are on here. Real funny.
>implying
Most guys here want just a gf to love and be loved.
Now fuck off, roastie.
>>25041132
>He makes his dog wear a collar
>He doesn't wear a collar himself
what a hypocrite, amirite?
the point is there are different standards for a reason
>>But they themselves want to fuck a lot girls, and it's perfectly fine, because hey, their guys right?
?You're one autistic faggot, op.
Monday is my first day as a wagekek after 18 months of glorious NEET living. How bad is it gonna be robots?
>>25040931
It will make a difference in your life but you will still be unhappy.
>>25040931
Probably shit. You working retail?
>>25040931
Depends. If you're flipping burgers or working a register, you're gonna have a bad time. If it's a real job that you can actually be proud of then you'll be way better off.
anyone here suffering mental illness?
>tfw hearing girls make fun of you in the thin air
>>25040614
im semi-chad but i have advanced neurosis
i get nervous and anxious in social situations that i dont even want to go out anywhere
all i do is play vidya
Disociative disorder
I suspect that I am, but I don't want to JUST my background with an official diagnosis.
post a pic of the girl you're in love with
real or not real, idk
Some femanon posted this a while ago and I like to look at it and imagine our life together.
she looks just like the girl I like
>>25040557
Thisisoriginalfuckmooktbhfam
I know most here say a women go to shit after 25. And I agree that women in their late 20's to late 30's are absolutely gross.
But what do you guys think of milfs and gilfs?
Not that 30 year old mom shit. I mean women 40-55
For some reason, this age group is the 2nd most attractive to me.
I have a chance to be with one, but I want to get an opinion from you guys.
I'm a robot and you all are really just about the extent of my friends.
So before I tell you the story of the milf, I want to hear what you guys think about them.
bumping
this is kinda what her body looks like
Prior to 18 they're not ripe.
After 25 they've rotted. They're expired.
>>25040572
so you wouldnt fuck the 2 in the pics?
PROBLEMS GENERAL
post here if you have a mental illness or disability and or been in the psych ward
post your stories
also do you have a treatment team?
>>25040291
I have autism and have been to the psych ward a couple times ask me anything
>schizoaffective disorder
>major depression
>anxiety disorder
Have only been in a psych ward once but I don't really remember much about it. I was convinced I was a prolific writer whose literature would someday be renowned as the modern-age Bible and was convinced I had some connection with a higher being. Because of this I was thrown out of college. Teachers would hand me an assignment while I was frantically writing away pages of this manuscript. First thing I did after recollecting myself was burn the manuscript. Now I'm on NEETbux and just trying to figure out what reality is.
>>25040291
Ive been in eight times. One was a state institution. I had a truman show delusion, after that a delusion about the levels of heaven. I can't stop wanting to die just to get to the utopias I saw. Some of my best memories of life are from my delusional states.
I wish they would cure schizo.
Everyone, get in here. Time to rate your life
http://www.monkeyquiz.com/life/rate_my_life.html
My life is going well, except for one thing.
>>25040163
I got a total of like 3. I hate my life but taking a quiz to tell me my life sucks doesn't make it any better.
>>25040163
>I am able to quote from a holy text
Al-murica please
Pretty accurate, I'd say
What's a good feel you've guys had? Life is shitty but there's some good things
>winter last year
>got a ps2 and katamari, god hand, resident evil 4, etc.
>basically a bunch of games from my youth
>boxed in due to snow so I just stayed in my room but it was actually fun
>read nice occult books and watched creepy ass videos
>finally got into /mu/core
>decided to watch twin peaks (best show to watch at winter) and some nice ass movies
>read Catcher in the Rye, great book, really related to alot of it
I was still a shut-in, but I had a lot of fun
I hope the winter will get as good as that
I'm trying to remember one OP, really I am ;__;
>tfw too high to care about how shitty everything is
It's nice. I plan to get there again later tonight.
>>25040237
OP here
Ive had those too, they don't last long but they make me feel like im above the needs
