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Let's see em, robots
>>25045988
i am perpetually scared to do this because i cant tell if people would judge me badly or not
>tfw no robot bf to bake cookies for and snuggle with
>>25046056
Oy Vey!
dis is like anuudah shoah!
>inb4 filthy kikes report me and I get banned
Who here /prostatute/?
I get one on backpage about once every 3-5 months. Pay 200-400 for an hour
It's so easier and more satisfying then trying to get a gf.
Do you guys use condor or no condor?
I usually do but when I'm drunk I dont
>>25045982
>Pay 200-400 for an hour
what the fuck?
Are you fucking like playboy bunny escorts?
Never even fucking seen anyone go above 150 euros.
>>25045982
How does that stuff work? Do you go to a brothel or something or do you pick them up from the streets a la GTA?
>this ugly ass nigga can get a qt gf and I can't
How is this shit fair?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdvwmZHiY_Q
But hes a cutie anon
>inb4 he's not even ugly he just needs to
>>25045816
Her hair is a blatant red flag, she's probably just as messed up in the head as he is.
Anyone have spoilers to the new Star Wars Movie? I am probably going to go out to the first day to spoil the movie for a large crowd. I will post video link on here when I get it done.
Love you /r9k/.
Han is killed by his son.
Kylo Ren is Han's son, he ends up killing Han
don't actually do this though
Is there a word to describe that feeling where you are trapped and cant get out, and you worry about every single day in your future, and regret every single day in your past, and feel that time is passing too fast and soon you will be dead, and that time is passing too slowly and you are always waiting for something? Is there a word for the feeling where you hate life because it gives you no pleasure, but you also hate life because it is too easy and is not challenging, and you feel like death would be the best option but you think death is the worst possible thing that could happen to you?
woah I feel the same way
I think it's called major depressive disorder, i have it too.
It's called being poor by all social measures anon.
Books.
Anime.
Games.
Fiction is the only happiness allowed to the robot.
Behold, Unlimited Beta Works.
Fiction is all the only happiness allowed to a robot.
WHY IS EVERYONE IN THIS SOCIETY SUCH A WEAK FAGGOT?
EVERYONE IS SO HERBIVOROUS AND POLITICALLY CORRECT
EVERYTHING IS SO FUCKING FEMINIZED I CAN'T TAKE IT
Are you gonna an hero OP?
>TFW oil prices are way down and the NDP is in power in Alberta
Just cuck my shit up f.am
It's a culmination of over 20 years of coddling. They told us we were special and smart. Then life decides to kick us straight in the dick. Some respond by going into the SJW political correctness cult. Others descend into robothood.
I like her. How should I respond?
Her profile
Talk about your piss bottle collection
She looks like a whore, but good damn she's attractive
>"Anon come give mummy a foot massage"
wat do
>>25045269
y-yes ma'am right away
thank you
Give her a foot massage
It's not sexual if it's your mom
That's like asking your brother to help test your cup, not gay because it's your brother
I give my mum foot massages all the time
Who /Wisdom teeth extraction/ here? This is my x ray from a year ago, and i'm scared i'm going to have to get these fuckers removed. I don't feel any pain though, so I'm not sure what to do
Lol. Reported for underaged.
>>25045232
I'm not OP and had mine done at 23. It depends on how bad or progressed the problem is.
I'm in the same boat, two have erupted only part of the way but I'm spooked solid of getting them removed.
When I was supposed to have it done, the oral surgeon fucking sat me in the chair they perform it in, aka "torture chair that ACTUALLY HAS LEATHER ARM STRAPS" and told me that the upper ones were still part of the way in my sinuses, so when they got removed there would be a tunnel between my mouth and my sinuses, so if I fucking sneezed too hard or something my stitches would blow
I'm pretty sure they're giving me daily migraines and jaw discomfort, too, I wonder what it would feel like if they were gone.
Some of you guys are alright. Don't be Han Solo, tomorrow.
Snaps kills Dumbledore.
you either nuke your son or kill bahston
he was dead all along
Due to my autism and other various mental illnesses I have a hard time making / keeping friends. My only friends stopped talking to me this summer without explanation. Next month I'll be turning 18 and won't have anyone to celebrate with... Imgur is the one thing that has kept me laughing through it all. Here's to you imgur!
https://imgur.com/gallery/LrdYHhx
>from sweden
will be blacked in a few days
>>25044978
Janfag reporting in.
What date? I to have no one you can celebrate with me
>>25044978
Femanons, yes.
Fembots, no.
Why do you even deserve to have a girlfreind?
Well her and I both don't really deserve anybody so we just stay together. Sex is nice I suppose.
im white
oivfqm
Why do you even deserve to have a boyfriend?
I have a question anons.
I am 19 and have always been attracted to women, but lately I've felt no attraction. I'm not gay, no attraction to men. It's not that I don't have a sex drive, I do, it's just that I don't really think of anything or watch porn when I masturbate. I just jerk off, enjoy the feeling, cum, and I'm done with it.
Is there a term for this? I don't think I'm asexual, since I still have a sex drive, but I feel no sexual attraction to other human beings.
Bumping, any other anons know this feeling?
>>25044863
same , but i fell in love , are you a virgin or not?
>>25044979
Had one gf in the past, had sex. It felt good as a physical sensation but it felt like there was no emotion/attraction there. Now romantic relationships seem gross to me, based off sex and physical attraction. Seems pure love like that of a parent and child, or man and dog, is much better.
>It's getting cold, isn't it?
What did he mean by this?
noblox
>>25044832
Hiro is dying
>>25044832
i am terrified that it's some incomprehensible 2chan meme and everyone is laughing at us
>>25044832
he looks like a temmie
Who here bisexual ? With a perferece for feminine traps ?
I prefer to use the term pansexual (yes special snowflake blah blah) but yes that is me
Yes and no, because I already am the feminine trap.
Well actually thinking of having cute trap on trap sex turns me on greatly butIm already in a committed relationship with someone who doesn't do that...
Who /WantsToCuddleAnotherGirlClothBoy/ here?
