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Who here /sickofsummer/ already?
Summer hate thread.
>>25051918
it's winter senpai
>living in the southern hemisphere
>>25051918
/melb/ checking in, I'm sweating balls. I hate summer.
>called danny
>someone shouts "hey danny!"
>turn around
>see a girl run up to chad's arms for a hug
>mfw her name was danny
My name is Emmanuel and my dads name is Manuel.
So they call him Meme for short and me Memito.
I'm literally a living meme.
>named Zach
>someone says "exactly" and puts emphasis on the "xac"
>I look around, desperately trying to see who called my name
>remember I have no friends
>remember I wanna die
>They called me Julian.
>Jules for short.
>Jules became Julie at school in 2nd grade.
>10 years of being called Julie.
>Night of senior prom I was throat raped by a chad while his friends laughed and chanted Julie! Julie! Julie!
Do any of you know this feel anons. I don't know what I believe truly. I am inexplicably drawn towards Christianity/Catholicism even though there are far older faiths out there. Not only that, because of all this trap shit and fem shit I became more of a huge fucking faggot. Do any you have problems like this.
>>25050853
>Do any you have problems like this.
No, I don't believe in organized religions.
>>25050853
I was raised by a couple of atheists and became religious as I grew older eventually embracing Catholicism. The problem for me is I see Catholicism doing an inadequate job of dealing with profligates and degenerates and I see that many of the so-called "pure" Catholic women are nothing but hypocritical whores which is leading me to hear the call of Islam.
>>25050885
I understand spirituality, but what would you say your views align with?
>H-hey, a-anon. Uh, d-do you wanna like, um, m-maybe go see S-St-Star Wars, o-or something, m-maybe?
Sure, just let me see your birth certificate.
No. Star Wars sucks.
>>25050838
Not with you. I'm desperate, but not that desperate.
it's not that big of a deal, being alone. right? i just wish i had someone sometimes. it gets cold at night.
>>25049330
KILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING WHORE. FEMALES CANNOT BE ROBOTS. KILL YOURSELF YOU ATTENTION-WHORING CUNT! NOW.
>>25049377
shut your face please. this is a serious thread about serious matters.
>>25049330
Get hobbies and a husbando. Whether it's in anime or some other fandom, it easily replaces emotional intimacy and good fic/doujin is more sexually satisfying. I've been single for over 5 years without even having SNS for attention whoring or a social life, and I'm happier than I've ever been with a bf.
Would you openly date Ms Skeletal?
I mean, if she said that she would be your girlfriend, would you be willing to introduce her to your friends and family as your girl?
Yes I would really like a girl to coach me through anorexia and tell I'm not hungry I jus need a handjob.
are we just supposed to know who this random bitch is or something?
>>25049029
>Wearing large panties under leotard
Why though
Why don't you just get a /fa/ black gf?
>>25048377
enough of this "drug-using, 'not like the others' being, 'yooneek fashyun' having, 'damaged lmao look at me' being, modernist/FAS having, motherfucker. You aren't one-of-a-kind, you're just like the pretty princesses. Stop leading guys on who think you're special, you still pound Jager like a degenerate whore who fucks everything. Space buns won't wash away cum, you fucking nigger whore. smoking makes you look dumb, too. die of lung cancer slowly you ignorant slut.
>>25049695
Lol but I'm fucking whimsical and cute anon
You forgot "just B urself!" :^)
How long do you think Pepe has left? I don't want him to leave us /r9k/, but we can't keep letting him suffer like this.
>>25047325
We lost him the minute Katy Perry posted him on her Twitter.
>>25047357
I remember that. Were we indenial? I remember we tried to save him. We thought he was just going through a tough time and it would get better over time. But it keeps getting worse. I don't like seeing Pepe live like this. He doesn't look happy anymore.
He's not going away. /Pol/ is having a field day with the Trump Pepes and normies aren't going to post those or risk being ostracized from the collective wrath of liberalism. Soon enough, we'll all be shit posting with a different phase of Pepe.
Characters that are Literally You
>>25047103
>literally
dumbass
why don't you put her in charge?
Originality 100 %
Satisfactory
why does my cock look like that kind of smelly mushroom?
damn nigga that is some shit right there
>>25043651
wtf is that green thing?
>>25043742
top lol
Im scared to really look at the picture. I see it from the corner of my eye but im focusing on your post.
If you could have one 4chan gf, what board would you like her to be from?
>tfw no /x/ gf
>>25042025
/adv/ and /biz/ are the two most chill boards I've ever been on
Probs one of those
>>25042025
>chubby girl in high socks
Yes please
>>25042025
none
fuck you captcha fucking work
What's your embarrassing sexual fantasy/fetish?
I really just want to get dominated by a giant girl.
>>25037601
Nothing much really, being submissive.
Perhaps worshipping the significant other like some diety or a godess.
A bit of bondage would be nice too.
O-oh! I know, being discretly teased, aroused, molested and violated at random.
But it aint that bad is it?
>>25037840
I got hot and bothered imagining doing that to someone, so it can't be that weird
>>25037925
just lovely haha~
This girl is 16.
How do chestlets compete with this?
>>25036016
i like big tits and i like small tits. it's about the shape not the size. if you have a falt ass on the other hand, well, you should just an hero tbqfhwy
>>25036079
baka desu nigger
>>25036016
>tfw no ygwbt girlfriend
why even continue
I haven't even started buying Crimbo presents edition
Can't stop chuckling to myself about that aircrash investigation episode.
Decided to wait for a new thread before asking lads
I really like this girl and spending time with her, only problem is she's 16 and has had sex with at least 10 guys. It feels wierd being with a girl like that, especially seeing as I'm a virgin. I've had many chances to sleep with her and she constantly asks to sleep over at my place. But I'm having mixed feelings on doing it with her, on one hand I'd lose my virginity to a girl I really like but on the other, I'd lose it to a girl who is quite a slag
Holy shit lads, Sainsburys closes at 8 and I'm still sat in my pajamas. Plus it's a 15 minute walk away too.
FUCK
>Exams: 75%
>Homework:25%
JUST
>final: 40%
Why are professors so retarded?
>>25028393
>final
>70%
>5 homework assignments for 6% each
>>25028410
I've had classes where the final was 100% of the grade.
One had a 30 question final. We had 24 hours, and could do any 24 questions. We could only work on the final in the exam room, but could leave and return at any time for that 24 hours.
6 questions were traps and would take multiple hours to complete. The rest were expected to take slightly under an hour.
