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YOU!
WHY AREN'T YOU STUDYING FOR YOUR EXAM(S)!?
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>>25055190

Its fucking December how are people STILL at uni this late in the year in other countries
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>>25055260
I have one more exam tomorrow fag and I JUST started studying today lmao.
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>>25055190
Cause there was a school shooting threat for my uni

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This is how women feel about the guys they friendzone.
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>>25054064
>tfw you cant friendzone women
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>>25054064
>tfw beta cucks get beta bucks
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"Hey roastie friend, wanna fuck?"

"Eww no, anon. We're friends, you're like a brother to me."

"k-kay"

*posts pic related on facebook*

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https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/3x4v5k/this_video_will_save_you_years_of_wasted/

>Tfw reddit destroys robot's delusional views on male/female friendships
Fuck...
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>>25052603
>reddit
You have to be over 18 to use this website friendo :^)
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>>25052603
to be fair that video was pretty spot on in every way possible.
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>>25052687
I also agree that women are NEVER at fault in this situation.

>look at how hot and smart I am !! le girrrll power xDD
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>>25052578
>fake math on whiteboard
>"math" in last panel is mirror of "math" in third-to-last panel
dropped
"grrrrl" power cucks are fucking retarded
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>>25052578
"you ruined a problem we've been working on since noon you dumb bitch"
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>being this triggered by a fictional comic book

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Feels General. Just a place to your how you're all feel today, good or bad. I'll start

>NEET
>Live with parents
>Only solace in my mundane, shitty life is talking to my best friend
>Usually every day after work, but haven't these last few days
>Tfw lonely
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>>25051387
I'm also on a bunch of ambient, hoping to numb this night and forget it.
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>been feeling pretty good the last two weeks or so
>know that the next bout of depression will come eventually
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>>25051387
Who is your best friend and why haven't you spoken with them?

How retarded do you have to be to believe in God?
For those of you that genuinely do, or even those of you who cast doubt (radical skepticists not allowed), have you spent anytime just pondering our situation here? I remember praying to God when I was alone in my bed around when I was 6. I was crying because I realized my parents would one day die and was romanticizing about how I wanted to be buried next to them when I died and I tried speaking to God. There was no answer. I realized I was alone in my head and that that made sense. I continued to pray with my mother but it was now just a ritual, I didn't believe in God anymore, it wasn't a big deal for me as it just made sense that way. Now as a young man I can't grasp my head around the idea that anyone with any sort of education or logical foundation cannot reach this same conclusion in adolescence let alone adulthood.

1. The role and power of religion in past times is blatantly obvious and all of the thousands of myths and gods have been fabricated by man. This does not mean religion was created to control people, the creation and propagation of many religions are entirely innocent from the perspectives of their founders, leaders, and followers many of whom are merely delusional.
2. Life arose by chance.
3. However the universe began, the necessity of there being a reason for it's creation is null, it just is.
4. There is no purpose for anything.
5. We are not special in any metaphysical way.
6. The universe has an order.
7. You will cease to exist one day.
8. You will not go to a heaven.
9. You will not go to a hell.
Is it really hard to imagine non-existence?
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>>25051348
It's completely logical to believe in a God, and if you don't, there's probably something seriously wrong with your brain or your upbringing.
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>>25051348
People are either scared of dying or brainwashed as children. Seriously, the thought of not existing anymore or the fact your loved ones are gone forever, evil people are not going to be punished, etc etc, is why most religions exist. Most people just cant handle it.

Religion is literally MUH FEELS. We were pretty much powerless for a really long time and made up stories to help us feel better. Too bad some people just cant let go
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>>25051348
Athiesm is essential chad core desuwa

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probably gonna end it all tomorrow.
can we have a comfy thread?

music, pictures, doesnt really matter.
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Dont life is worth something
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>>25046672
calm down. take one big deep breath.
tell us what's got you thinking this way.
i'll listen.
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>>25046742
>>25046698
Fucking white knights leave to Reddit

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why don't all you robots just join the military?
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If you've ever been diagnosed with depression or are obese they won't let you. This doesn't encompass all the board, but I'd say a good chunk of it.
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Because I don't want to fight for an anti white political agenda.
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>>25043496
Is criteria the same in every country?

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Mental Illness Threat
>stories
>questions
>complaints
>pal around
>Be Nice!
>make friends?

What's ailing you robots today?
If anyone wants a friend I am looking to make a friend, apply within.
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>>25034721
bipolar. it sucks, but i am glad i have it in a way. gives a new perspective to things, in a world that wants everyone to think the same way.
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I'll start even.
I'm diagnosed schizoid but there's no way that's right because I get so attached to people it's crazy. I think I'm just really really lonely and it comes across as schizoid to doctors. Then again schizoid-bros have told me I'm schizoid so who knows.
>>25034742
Oh or you can start. I feel the same way about being mentally ill. I've known some bipolar folks and it seems exhausting. I'm glad that you're able to see the good in it.
Are you on meds?
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>>25034785
i take only one medicine so i don't become manic. i used to be on so many pills, it wasnt funny. im starting to realize that you have to be aware of your condition and realize it will not go away. im learning to cope with my emotions and to tell when certian ones are inappropriate to the situation. in addition to this, you are the only one that will really help you. i learned to accept myself, and now depression has a reason, instead of random like in the past. so i guess it wasnt random, i just didnt understand lol

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Daily reminder that left to their own choices, women will become Chad's harem.
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>>25060470
I'm sure this has nothing to do with women caring more about their appearance than men.
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>>25060470
Blown the fuck out senpai
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>>25060789
What is this graph even saying

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ROBOTS B T F O
which one applies to you? be honest
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Women are subhuman.

Which is one is me OP?
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validation and love fantasy

not really "love"

just the idea of romance and intimacy and being valued/respected by someone else is extremely nice to think about
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In my case these 3 are the same

>tfw no qt american guy to marry for green card
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>>25059047
>tfw no qt american guy to marry for green card

Mexico?
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>>25059056
East Europe actually
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>>25059079
>East Europe actually
fug. Ukraine, Slovenia, Czech republic, Slovakia, or Poland

why would you want an American guy also marrying for greencard suggests mail-order

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>tfw you have a killer app idea but you can't program
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Why don't you start learning then? There are plenty of tutorials out there.
It's not even that hard desu
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>>25058943
>mfw there's a shit ton of you "idea guys" all over /g/ and bugging me at uni
>mfw you all are literally useless, ideas are a dime a dozen
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>>25059115
It would be hard though because it's a finance thing. The idea is for this financial dom social media platform where guys can link their bank account to some womens then when the women takes stuff out they get a notification for it, and the women can them message them calling them a piece of shit or something.

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>go to TGI Fridays
>its actually Thursday
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>>25058801
R E B EL
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B
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>use bathroom
>don't wash hands
>give customers change back with dried pee on hands
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>>25058801
Why would you push the limits like that? Its really not worth it

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What's the worst thing you have seen on the internet?
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>>25058762
Shoes video
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Watched a guy blow his jaw off with a shotgun on a livestream suicide attempt when I was a 14 year old /b/tard like 8 years ago.

He was making the most disturbing awful gurgling noises and blood was spurting from a gaping hole where the bottom of his face used to be. The top half of his face ended in strips of bleeding raw flesh that hung down over the empty air.
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>>25058867
Did he die? How do you fail that hard?

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