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Is he the true NEET king?? He's the only candidate that will increase my NEETbucks
I don't really care about any of that to be honest family
>>25067052
imagine voting for a candidate because he's a leech enabler. I guess it doesn't matter since you won't leave the house to vote anyway
Why are you shilling so hard for Bernie you're not going to convince anyone over the age of 20 that isn't completely ignorant.
This is not the place for this. I'm probably going to get banned, read the thread at least.
I've had depression throughout my life and have various methods of treatment. I have undergone a series of 12 electro-convulsive therapy treatments. These were supposed to be the end all be all to me finally feeling somewhat better. The doctors yelled at me when I didn't want to continue doing them. Originally I was supposed to do 6 of those. They (the doctors working with me) were very uncooperative. Every morning that I had a treatment day, for about three months, I would get dropped off by my dad at the hospital. This was around 4am. I would have to wait in line with many other patients with varying illnesses. I would usually be one of the first ones there, so I would be done by 7:30 usually, but sometimes I would be farther in line. When it was finally my turn I would be sat down in a room with the head nurse and be asked to fill out the same clipboard about how I was feeling. I never once marked any improvement. I always wrote exactly how I was feeling in the "extra" section. Then I would walk to the hospital bed and one of the psychiatrists would eventually show up and do her/his rounds. Nobody ever saw the doctor for more than I minute. I would always try and make sure that they heard my case, but they could care less. One doctor even said, "I am volunteering my time to talking to you." That is just an awful thing to say to a patient. Especially since I got billed $40k for just one week of treatment.
>>25067014
After about a half hour I would get an IV. Not that this matters, but the nurses were usually so tired that they would never get it in the first time. It didn't help that I was dehydrated because I was not allowed to drink 12 hours before. Anyway the anesthesiologists would then come and knock me out. There is no pain from ECT because you are asleep. When you wake up you are supposed to feel sore and have memory losses, but I never had any of that. I was stopped going because it didn't help. The doctor told me I was just doing it for attention.
>>25067020
I have also tried SSRI's and SNRI's, aka antidepressants. I have tried almost every variation for several months at a time. It doesn't matter what pill it is, they are all the same. I don't want to get into the side affects of every pill, but they are real. I'll tell you guys about a few. Wellbutrin was one of the earliest SSRI's that I took. I gained 20lbs in 2 months. The doctor told me that it was impossible for the pill to have caused that. Maybe that is true, I'm no expert. Prozac and Zoloft both caused me to not be able to orgasm. Not only was it embarrassing to say that to my doctor, but it was humiliating when asked if I was sexually active, and I said no, he told me that he didn't see the issue. Imagine you are me for a second. I've gained weight and am now struggling to diet an exercise (I did eventually lose the weight), and on top of that one of my one pleasures in life is gone. The one thing I could go to at the end of the day, the most private thing I had, was gone. That same doctor eventually told me that my illness was out of his scope. He came to the conclusion after 5 months... Many other side affects of these two were both insomnia and extreme drowsiness, at the same time. The doctor told me that he could prescribe me sleeping pills, but I never wanted them. He later refereed me to a new doctor because I was uncooperative.
I actually found a therapist who helps.
I guess my question is who benefits from your suffering? Are you trying to make any family members feels bad by not being successful?
Did you ever experience young love?
You do know what board you're posting on, right?
No stop posting this and crushing my soul
Just from the eyes and nose you can tell they are brother and sister.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NsrwH9I9vE
Seriously why the fuck should this guy not be president?
>>25066924
TRUMP FOR PRES
VINCE MCMAHON FOR VICE PRES
JOHN CENA AND TRIPLE H FOR SECRET SERVICE
Putin seems to have a respectful hard on for him. That's enough to convice me he should be pres
>>25066924
I'm not even american but still like the guy. Probaly one of the coolest human beans involved with politics in a long time.
Can a girl use Vocaroo you yell at me to man up and get my shit together please?
get your shit together you useless cunt
>>25066908
Oh gosh, my voice sounds so weird when I listen to it :x
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lPdLWJBtHc
I hope that was alright, Anon ^_^
And sorry if I don't sound very pretty :\
>>25067035
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lPdLWJBtHc
OMG your voice is so pretty!
you are a real girl
>be me
>meet dream girl online in high school
>write it off as never going to happen
>talk for 10 years
>finally decide to give it a shot
>shesintome.jpg
>life starts to come together, start making IRL plans
>decide to tell her every horrible thing about me
>met with love and acceptance everytime
>got one story left
>worst one yet, groped a sleeping girl as a teen
>pretty much worst thing I think I've ever done
>can think of all sorts of shit to make it seem better
>It happened to me once, bad childhood, I never did anything like it again, blah blah
>but that shit sounds hollow
>this could be the thing that breaks it all
I am not lookin for advice. I've made up my mind. But I am so fucking scared right now. If I lose her, I feel like I won't have anything worthwhile anymore.
Fuck my stupid life.
Confess your sins, senpai
>>25066681
Why do you think she need to know that?
It seems like you're just telling her things to make her dislike you.
I'm guilty of sloth, that's the only sin i can think of having ever committed. Even that isn't a real sin, it's a warning not to be lazy.
Where are my pure brethren?
>>25066805
She deserves to know what I am, 100%. She knows things about me no one does.
>>25066864
youre a huge fucking stupid shit
I am a 29 year old who works in private equity making 165k/year who has only had sex with one woman, can I be a robot?
>>25066507
>had sex with one woman,
NOPE
>>25066507
You're in a pretty shitty shop if you're making that little at your age bro.
>mfw 26 and accomplished nothing
Guess I didn't want it bad enough. Wish I could just blink out of existence.
>parents threatening to kick me out if I keep going to bed at 4:30 AM
>mfw this is exactly what I want
>>25066485
But where will you go mr. frog?
>>25066699
I'm yuropoor so the government will find a place for me.
>>25066740
Kiss me, lets run away together
While it's true that non-white people shouldn't be allowed to breed with beautiful blonde girls...neither should you.
You're shit genes are JUST as bad for an angelic blonde maiden as some Arab Muslims. That's what you hate, isn't it /r9k/? You like this idea of "the white race" getting to have sex with hot girls, because you know you as an individual never will. We should just accept that eugenics is a good idea and kill ALL undesirable humans. Or castrate the ugly white natives and force them to serve as slaves for the beautiful ubermensch.
you're actually right tbqh senpai
Thank based hotwheels
I'm not white and I dont like blondes.
Want to watch Star Wars but afraid to go out and theater won't let me go by myself what do?
>>25066449
Torrent
Han dies, Kylo kills him
Kylo is Han's son
Han Solo is killed by his son, Kylo Ren.doughnut steel
>>25066449
Don't go unless you want to get btfo by ISIS because its happening in two hours.
Anyone else here /mid-midlife crisis crisis/?
I'm 25 and straight up freaking out that I've been wasting my life. I'm going to Alaska or something to find myself
>>25066365
>parents own a log cabin in Alaska
>mfw when I'm ready I'm going to go there, make peace, and then kill myself through freezing
>>25066365
>"hey /r9k/ just came to tell you i'm going to actually do something to change myself"
see you tomorrow, nigger
OP I just signed up for a TEFL course with over 300 hours of work, so I can just drift from country to country teaching English to foreigners.
Maybe try that? I'm 23 and hate my life so I figured I'd try traveling
Just need to complete a bunch of bullshit online classes first though.
why does /mu/ suck so much?
FSIUGFISUFBSUIKJFB
it's the home of pretentious 15yo pseudo patricians
NMH is pretty based 2 v h o n e s t familia
>be trying to return shit at Walmart
>woman in front of me chimping out over returning a blanket she clearly got at target
>finally my turn and talk to dude about how shitty the lady was and sympathized with him
>gives me my money for the return plus 5$
>tell him I got too much, he says keep it
Why do people always shit on Walmart employees?
>dude gives me 5$
That last greentext line was an error I fucked up
>>25066294
>go shopping at Walmart for a new toaster oven
>see a floor model that really interests me but has no price tag
>ask an associate if they could give me a hand
>"sorry not my department"
>ask them if they could page somebody to help me out who worked this department
>finally get help after standing around for a bit
>"i like this oven but how much is it?"
>"we are out of stock on that one and the floor model is not for sale"
>"that's fine but how much are they"
>"this is not for sale"
>"if you were to order one to have for sale, how much would it be"
>looks at me confused as fuck and I walk away
I get it, you're a minimum wage employee who has no chance of ever moving up, making any more pay and doesn't get back from the company what you put in but you knew what you signed up for when you accepted a retail job at fucking Walmart
>>25066294
He was probably shorted someone $5 and needed get rid of it. Still nice of him to give it to you, though.
When will "fembot" threads be banned? It's a cesspool of ironic shitposting, tripfagging and normie blogposting. Females have /soc/ and will never be robots
When we've killed all wemon and invented the artificial womb.
Never goyim, because that's sexist and oppressive and promotes rape culture and muhsoggyknee and blah blah blahsagsdfghadghadghadgh
>>25066156
this really, by far the worst daily posts on this board are fembot/femanon/femshit garbage
>omg chad didn't want me because I'm a 3/10 better post on r9k
>omg femanon feel, omg omg!
>omg who here /fembot/
>omg femanon thread!
when will the based mods come back and start clearing out tall the shit
Maybe hes a masochist.
Maybe he just wants everyone to hate him and gets off on reading tweets from women who hate him? i could jack off to that.
>>25066068
maybe he also wants to get killed by a robot with nothing to lose because he's pretty damn close
>>25066068
>Maybe he just wants everyone to hate him
Maybe he's rich enough and powerful enough he really doesn't give a fuck, and he thinks it's fun to do this shit for the same reason little kids will pull the wings off of flies.
>Shkreli will get off
>The rich never, ever suffer consequences
>>25066068
I feel like I've seen him before. Who is he?
