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>found out that one guy from uni is a redditor
how do i not spill my power level
>>25063066
dude like half the guys at any given university go on reddit
>tfw your professor mentions reddit during a lecture
>>25063066
>implying he even knows what this board is
>implying he even knows what 4chan is
Have you ever talked to a redditor? They think all of 4chan is /b/ in 2006.
>>25063209
It's a pretty normie site. You'll see random people browsing it when you're in an airport, cafe, library, etc.
All memes aside, there is literally no excuse to be a virgin anymore.
With shit like tinder and Okc and feminism encouraging girls to be straight up whores, you can easily find someone to fuck in a matter of minutes.
No one has ANY excuse to say they're a virgin in this day and age.
unless you're a ugly shy guy with a small dick, bad social skills and no friends
>>25062958
>No one has ANY excuse to say they're a virgin in this day and age.
I'm ugly and genuinely autistic, things like tinder are only good for the top 20% of males and people who fall into the backup plan category.
The thing is we don't want to just fuck anyone, we want to actually lose our virginities to someone we love and someone who loves us
That's why we don't care about tinder sluts or shit like that
Seriously if we just cared about plain out sex we'd all get escorts
>tfw private school
>tfw stupid and around 3.2 gpa
>tfw will never have the option to literally be accepted to every school applied and have the option of deciding which Ivy you want to go to
>tfw all your friends going to great schools and you're going to go to some fucking randy school
JUST
>>25062951
just transfer then you dingus
>>25062951
Tfw my school's folder is without a doubt the most aesthetic one in that picture
Tfw it's on the table in the other room
>stupid
>3.2gpa
Fuck u anon i have 2.6gpa im a retard then
daily reminder that if you're shorter than Taytay you're literally a manlet.
>>25062950
are you manlets hurt ?
fck off taylor show me your pink asshole
>short-hair tay will never be your gf
What type of body do you like on a girl?
>>25062906
A 2D kind of type.
>>25062906
Slightly chubby with a big phat ass
Petite. Small in all three dimensions: short, thin, flat.
Who /failedtheirfinals/ here?
Still waiting to see if I failed or not. Pretty sure I did.
>>25062611
I think I failed one of them, I studied and knew the material but it was legitimately the most confusing, poorly worded multiple choice test I've ever seen.
I just failed one pretty sure, get to do it again tomorrow too.
Does being an Atheist make you more intelligent?
no but it sure makes me want to shove bananas up my bum
no, but it makes you more euphoric and 500% more likely to shove bananas up your ass
atheist pseudo-intellectuals think they are so intelligent, but any real theological philosopher knows atheism is just babby's first rebellion against our christian society
Yes, you need to be a mental toddler to believe in a magical sky wizard, no matter what the contrarian /pol/tards say
How rare is this Pepe?
>>25062412
Fucking christ... why...why!
not rare enough.
>>25062412
So 2009
>fembots
>cyborgs
Why do people pretend to fit in here? Being a robots isn't cool or hip.
>>25062340
How dare you point it out, your just racist toworrads us immigrant normies and we will take over
I hate it too, OP
It's the same reason Tumblr died, everyone acting like they have to be a special snowflake
In this case, being a robot is being a special snowflake
I dont fit in and I dont want other people to fit in. I want this place to be full of different kinds of people so it doesn't turn into a disgusting echo chamber hugbox shithole like tumblr, reddit and all the other places I constantly get told to fuck off to.
It's anonymous so who cares. If YOU want a safe space for turbofaggots go make one.
My fake vagina could be coming in the mail any minute now
>>25062266
Pocket pussy or tumblr shit?
>tfw my onahole was supposed to arrive last Friday but the delivery service rescheduled due to rain and I had to wait until Monday for it
At least I have it now.
>>25062278
uh.. an onahole?
Have you ever had the chance to steal a girl's shoe or at least make her lose her shoe permanently?
I had a classmate who would steal panties.everytime he was in a party and he had a window,you know that moment when everybody is asleep?he would go and snitch one,just for fun or actually fapped with it.didn't happen many times though.(he also fapped with a shoe,but never stole one)
Also,fine chick op
Fuck off I'm gonna ignore this but not enough to not respond to this shitty bait thread.
What are you gonna do now? I found this shoe and there was no "missing" posters after I found it so its not a theft.
Fuck normies
Recommend me the best star wars related media.
Movies , games, books , comics , music videos , fan vids, parodies .
Stuff that generally holds up today. I've already seen the original triology and going to watch the prequels now.
Kylo kills han
>>25061929
Games: Empire at War, Knights of the Old Republic, Force Unleashed, Battlefront II, X-Wing Alliance, Jedi Academy, Republic Commando. Any of these.
Books: "I, Jedi", Thrawn Trilogy, X-Wing series, Darksaber and if you're really into it, Fate of the Jedi/Legacy
Comics: Boba Fett: Blood Ties, Dark Empire, Crimson Empire, Invasion, The old republic, Darth Vader and the Lost command, Boba Fett: enemy of the empire
Fan vids/parodies:
Robot Chicken Star Wars (I-III)
Family Guy Star Wars too if you want
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEcjgJSqSRU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=810638fCvrQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kw_d3d0XAo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rHFS9UyZYM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0n8uP4qZIs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byMClFz6w-w
Classic stuff. Enjoy. Also if you post your email I have a fair few DRM-free digital comics.
>>25061929
And more.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ij4w7ChpuaM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxKtZmQgxrI&list=PLZJ2yOBfQ1hr3wacUOgHhY_ZFZ2ujxAEo
What would the global penis average actually be if Asian dicklets weren't taken into account?
Like 7 inches, right?
>>25061825
Less, you tard.
figure it out
they probably bring the average down at least an inch
>>25061825
I actually feel bad for guys with small dicks. Small in my mind being 5 or less.
Gf straight up said she couldn't date a guy with a small dick took me by surprise a bit I didn't think it was -that- big of a deal. Says she loves the feeling of "being full" with my big dick.
To answer your question the average would probably be like 5.9inches.
>tfw you grow bored of being depressed and it just goes away without you having to accomplish anything
Confirmed for never actually having depression.
>>25061792
Same here OP, it kind of disappears like any other feeling after a moment.
>>25061792
Well that's what being depressed is, feeling sad for a while and going on with your life.
Having depression on the other hand is life on Nightmare mode and you can't stop the game.
I thought 2015 was just another year wasted. But i decided to measure myself realized i went from 5'7 to 5'9 this year. The you grow until your 21 meme is true i see.
You're still a manlet my man
>>25061695
Really!? Fuck this gives me hope. 18, and I seem behind on my growth. Barely growing hair, still 5'6". All I want is to be at least two inches taller.
I just wanna be a little normal.
>>25061709
Mate, his height is fine.
>>25061732
By 16 you have done over 90% (almost 100%) of your growth.
OP is either trolling or is mistaken due to measuring himself at a different time in the day, we shrink about .75-1.25 inches throughout the day.
