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I like anime as much as the next guy,
heck I even work at a US subsidiary of a Japanese studio and speak the language.
I mainly learned the language because growing up every game I played came from japan, and I thought I would have to know the language in order to work at a game studio. That wasn't the case, but it got me there anyway.
I mostly got into anime bc, I liked super robots, special techniques, and strange mythologies. I like western superheroes just as much though.
But I've gotta know, where are the weeaboos coming from?
When I am referring to weeaboo as such, I am not including people who like media from overseas, I'm specifically speaking about loud fangirls/guys, strange cosplay convention types, people wanting a "moe waifu", and people who think Japan is everything.
Don't get me wrong, the place is interesting, but one doesn't have to be weird about it.
So tell me, where are these weeaboos coming form and what are your experiences with them?
Extreme fans can be found in any sort of media.
You have good taste in JRPGS.
>>25064146
I am well aware, but the stigma of weeaboo is far worse than any other fandom
>>25064359
yup all sorts
Who else loved 2015?
I think my favorite part was the Pepes
>>25063935
Honestly, it's been a pretty good year.
I've settled into my misery, and it's kinda comfortable.
Once I stopped caring about a lot of things, I've found that I'm happier.
It's weird
This was the year pepe died.
>>25063935
>>25063935
Where were you when pepe died, anon?
There is literally nothing gay about being attracted to traps. Just look at this delightful creature - you'd have to be gay *not* to be attracted to her.
>>25063927
fuck is wrong with trap loving fags denying that they are gay.
i love the fuck out of traps i am mostly straight but i love traps
is that gay
yes
but so fucking what gotta hunt that boipussy
>>25063953
straight but does gay stuff
i think that means you're bi.
>>25063927
>mfw mentally ill degenerates deny logic because of m-muh feelins and think an XY being attracted to an XY isn't homosexuality
>mfw it's just two homos having anal sex with one of em playing dress-up
:^)
I'm just so lonely, the pain is unbearable
>>25063803
There is a way out anon
>>25063835
I think about it everyday, friend.
Worst thing about this crippling loneliness and isolation: Nobody gives a shit, and wont help you beyond giving you pills or giving you the common advice. If you're depressed, borderline suicidal and at a very low point, you're going to be ignored more so. Depressed people are low energy, apathetic, and not "fun". Nobody is going to say "what a mysterious misunderstood person! I can see that there is something special behind that mask of depression!". People care if you're a genuinely nice person, caring, or if you have interesting insights. Yes, there is more to being nice (hence the existence of "nice guys"), but it is almost impossible to market yourself
Remind me what makes it worth dating a girl?
>I can orgasm without sex, and without putting any work into it
>Most relationships end
>Becoming attached to someone and losing them sucks
>High risk of getting cheated
>Love does not exist and you will only be liked for your looks
>Waste of energy and time that could be spent on relaxing and enjoying yourself
>>25063795
when u don't wanna share
>>25063795
Said the virgin robot.
>>25063795
nothing, actually
fuck the robot
>hey anon, have you seen Chad ?
yeah he's with his other gf. he'll prob call u this weekend
>>25063758
Yeah, he just killed himself. Do you wanna go for a coffee or something?
>>25063758
Sorry Stacy, but he got terminal 7 brain cancer.
>get home
>get naked
Every time.
Who /alwaysnaked/ here?
post butt :D
>>25063544
I always fully undress before pooping. And I like to keep the bathroom door open to enjoy the view.
never lmao
i'v been talking to this 19 yo girl for some time, one thing led to another we're talking about sex related stuff.
i told her that i never had sex.
he being home schooled and autismal i was expecting her to be virgin too, but she replied "kinda".
i asked her what she ment by that and she said that she didn't have sex with any guy.
i thought she had some lesbo action, but she said no.
i kept asking her till she finaly told me that one day when she was 15 she got really horny and let her dog mount her.
she kept using him as a living dildo for 3 years till he was too old to get a boner.
she lost her V to a fucking dog
i just froze. and didn't say a word.
would you guys date a girl who had sex with an animal ?
Only if he's mounting her while I watch.
>>25063499
>getting cucked by a doge
>>25063465
i guess no one cares
How much weight can I lose by just not eating for a week ?I'm over 200lbs
>No "Anon you'll get fat afterward cuz calorie deficit fat storage etc"
youll lose like 5-10 pounds, but most of it will be muscle mass and your metabolism will slow down
>>25063539
Goddammit...
Thanks anyway anon
>>25063577
It would be much better if you ate 1000-1500 calories a day but worked out, even if it was just pushups and curlups and shit
Went from 250 to 200 in 3 months doing this, still going. Trick is to be super strict about the calories.
Worst part is its expensive to get decent food.
I know most of you claim to be straight, but why don't you take this quiz to see if you'd be a top or a bottom? Do it robots.
http://www.semeuke.com/quiz2.php
>>25063454
>You are a Clueless Uke!
>Having a good time is what you're all about. You're satisfied just to have someone to eat hamburgers and play video games with, and are completely oblivious to other's manipulative behavior. You don't expect much, and that can be a good thing. You're perfect prey for the Opportunist Seme, who might take advantage of you, but you probably won't even notice, or really care, as long as you're enjoying yourself.
Sounds about right
>You are a Badass Uke!
>Other uke admire you, some seme fear you. Despite your sometimes flaming appearance, you can even fool other people into thinking you are seme with your mischievous, manipulative attitude, but when push comes to shove, your true submissive nature emerges. It takes a seme with enough intensity to challenge you and keep you satisfied, and your perfect match, the Don't Fuck With Me Seme, knows that all that naughty teasing just means you want the punishment.
>You are a Dramatic Uke!
>You are a tortured soul, and your main activity in life is getting tortured. In fact, you probably wouldn't be happy without something to moan and whine about, which makes you a perfect match for the Sadistic Seme. You are willing to give your body and soul to your partner, putting yourself under their complete control in an effort to escape the pain of your tragic past, although you know deep down there is never an escape.
Currently sitting in bed and clutching my pillow while listening to audio of someone breathing faintly, if I'm feeling particularly drowsy it kind of feels like there's actually someone there
>>25063427
>I can feel it mr. Crabs
>>25063427
I have sex with a LOT of girls but that wont ever bring her back.
>>25063427
I like to make people angry. The bitterness is overwhelming.
Alright robots, what should I say?
Dubs decide
Are you into anal vore
>>25063314
you are one ugly cunt m8, can I fuck ur gash
>>25063314
be my waifu plz
Everybody get in here
https://awwapp.com/b/usz1qph3q/
>>25063231
Ctrl + mouse scroll to zoom out btw.
>>25063304
ty kind anon
im using the skinny red marker right now
inb4 sum1 impersonates me
This doesn't seem to be really popular.
Alright /r9k/, take a moment to have a few deep breaths because what I'm about to say is big.
As you may have heard, Hiroyuki Nishimura is the new owner of 4chan, who bought it from Christopher Poole (also known as moot), which was formally announced on September 21 of this year. However, Moot made Nishimura take a solemn oath to protect the integrity of the website, and now after much deliberation has tasked me with figuring out who should be on this website and who should not be. What I have decided to do is similar to when NWO will eventually hole themselves up in underground shelters and use WMDs to destroy most of humanity's population so that civilization can start over without undesirable elements. When the transfer of the ownership of 4chan was complete, Nishimura had no idea what he was getting into, or what problems awaited him. He had a team of specialists do some analysis for him, and the results are now back. The situation is grave indeed. These are only a few statistics to give you a general sense of how things are here.
Recent polls indicate that:
-Reddit crossover rates have increased by 438%, with most of them coming over here in droves like Syrian refugees with terrible senses of humor. Some accounts say that numbers
-27% of the 4chan community is overtly homosexual, with rates increasing by the hour, as more and more community members pass the disease to each other.
-93% of homosexuals are communists, with 83% of those desiring to give reparations to the black community, and are in favor of imposing government sanctioned Breeding Weeks during the summers (as the most fertile season for the virile negro male). 66% of all communists are homosexuals.
-37% of all users are underage, and as a result of their use of this site have failed out of high school, with only futures as society's lowest workers, such as janitors and Breeding Week coordinators, to look forward to. The site was not reported to have affected any users that are of age, however. More study on this is needed.
-68% of 4chan's users are minorities. 32% are of African descent.
-12% of posters are women, with 38% of users being beta males transferring approximately USD 933,000 to them annually. This trend is looking to keep increasing with no signs of stopping.
Though 4chan has attracted society's best and brightest, these are few and far between the degeneracy and scum that come here.
In this thread you will post your spiciest, your freshest, and your most spectacular memes to prove that you belong here. If you fail in your test, or if you ignore this thread you WILL be banned from 4chan forever within a week with no hope of return, and your computer will be infect with spyware so that it can never be used again. Nishimura has hired a crack team of Japanese computer hackers who have obtained data on all of you to make sure that you are never able to return. If you should attempt to dodge your ban we have a worldwide network of hitmen that will be used. Some of you will undoubtedly think that this is a joke, which is understandable. Nishmura personally instructed me to give you all a warning via the hitmen so that you know we're serious. If I had my way you wouldn't get your warning. You would merely be killed outright. Be thankful to Nishimura and contact him via email thanking him for his mercy.
Through his career our new founder has established links to all major world governments. If the governments are outright being controlled by him, then they are under heavily influence, and WILL look the other way upon the killings.
If you have any questions I will be happy to answer them in this thread, but results in the coming week will be tallied and evaluated. By the fourth day you can expect to see MASSIVE numbers of people banned, resulting initially in post qualities 683% above the contemporary 4chan average. By the 7th day the process will be complete, with the undesirables will have been wiped out. Some specialists say that post quality will reach heights of 9443% above the contemporary 4chan average, meaning that only white genius supermen will be left to rebuild our world with the purest and most distilled memes imaginable, perpetually burning on into infinity.
I can't emphasize how serious this all is. Many innocent will be banned, and even killed (the number is looking to be about 38 billion), but it is more a better tomorrow for all of humanity.
This thread will be a final test for all users. I look forward to seeing you on the other side.
Sup /b/ i want to anhero. I have about 20 pills of ritalin (40mg each) so 800mg in total. Is this enough to end it reliably? Also I don't have any alcohol here apart from 0.5l beer and I already drank about 1 litre of beer if that helps.
pic not related
>>25063178
>suicide by amphetamines
no thanks op
>>25063178
>sup /b/
Wrong board, fucko
OP there are way better ways to kill yourself that wouldn't result in braindamage if failure.
If you were to vomit half way through you might wake up with some sick nasty brain/liver failures.
