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Feels thread, why aren't you dead yet?
>>25069385
Got straight As this semester so there's the chance that I actually get into grad school.
Also just made an OKCupid account, so I have a few days of hope before I crash back into the reality that I'm never going to find a gf.
How about yourself?
It's my last chance to talk to this girl in one of my classes tomorrow, and I already know I won't have the confidence to do it.
>>25069385
because my old man is on his way out, and I want to let him die thinking that his son isn't a total fucking failure
I'm pretty much the only thing he has to believe his life had meaning
When's the last time you hugged somebody?
>>25069274
Yesterday this girl I met when I was out bowling with friends. I went for the handshake but she said, "No, I'll just hug you."
Felt pretty good, OP.
>>25069451
I've never actually made skin contact with a girl. I'm not sure how that should make me feel.
>>25069471
I used to be scared of it, but it feels pretty good, man. You should try it.
On /v/, it seems a lot of people have a...thing for Link. I'm curious: are these people generally straight women, or faggots?
everyone is gay for link.
>implying link actually has a body like that
Now Dick, I could get behind;^)
How could you not fap to Link?
Alright guys, real robot here.
>No friends, online or IRL
>No job
>No nothing
>Never had a female friend
>Just created a tinder account
>And i am about to upload my photo.
I will be myself as chad on here likes to say, and uploaded a photo of me with a smirk. As well as a photo of the city i took and a picture of my motorcycle. I cant have small talk or anything else and i sweat and get anxiety around women.
If i get a match i will post my findings here.
Wish me luck.
Good luck anon.
I'm curious to see how this plays out.
How did you get a motorcycle if you don't have a job?
>>25069113
I had a job, but i've been out of one for so fucking long now. Won't be long before i have to sell it. I got it from a recruitment agency.
Before that i was unemployed for like 6 years.
>>25069083
I don't need a crystal ball to know how this is going to turn out
post last pic you masturbated to
>>25068979
he does have nice calves
Ask me how.
I dare you.
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If you can't stop being pathetic long enough to get at least a 6/10 gf, you should fucking kill yourself.
if you want a gf you should fucking kill yourself.
>>25068332
I'd call that at least a 7 but yeah pretty much this
>>25068332
This girl would be more like a 8-8.5 without the tattoos
Please do me a favour.
I think I haven't felt this bad in months, if not in years. 2015 wasn't a good year for me, but it was never as bad as it is now. It's night over here, and I'm still awake. The guilt and the sadness inside me won't go away. No SoL-anime or videogame can distract me at this moment.
Can you please stay in this thread with me for a little bit. Post some nice music or some pictures that you like. Write down a greentext story or something that you always wanted to say but that never seemed to belong in any thread. Just stay with me, please. I feel so lonely right now. I genuinely think that some of you guys are great people. You are the only ones that I have right now. Thank you very much.
Thread Theme #1:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBE3c9X0BoA
You're free to recommend other Thread Themes.
ska doot
Since you said we could post anything.
>22 year old KV
>work at grocery store
>start talking to girl at work, 8/10 easily
>find out she likes me from her friend
>ask her out and start texting
>have plans to go out one night
>she asks if i drink alcohol over text and drops me right then and there
>doesn't text me anymore
Been bummed about that for about 2 weeks now. I still like her and now I've learned from her friend that she may still like me because she said that she didn't give me the chance i deserve and how much she likes talking to me. I hope that I still have a chance. That one week of us talking/texting was the happiest I ever was in my life.
My theme for the thread:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVv1Su8oqvc
>>25068618
Fuck meant to say that she asks if i drink alcohol and tell her no which leads to her dropping me.
>tfw you finally vacuum your floor after a few months
It's so smooooooth.
>>25068018
I literally just did that 3 days ago. But it wasn't after a few months. It had to have been at least a year, maybe two.
>those crunchy clicky sounds the vacuum makes as you pass over every square inch
buy a roomba and you wont regret it
hudnreds of hours in total of vacuuming saved because i bought that thing
Do girls really enjoy giving blowjobs? I think it would be gross to put my mouth on a girl's vagina. Do they have the same feeling?
Yes. It's literally just skin. There's nothing to be grossed out about. I can see why guys might find going down on a girl gross though. Smells are off putting for both sexes though. Wash your shit.
>>25067488
It's something you do to make your partner happy and horny, and that makes you happy and horny in turn. It's not unbearable but it's not like people's genitals taste like candy.
>>25068638
>not smearing Nutella on your dick beforehand
Who /shit teeth/ here?
>tfw 19 years old
>2 teeth extracted, will soon have to extract 3rd
>6 cavities
>2 crowns
>need to wear braces too
Thank God my parents are rich and I can afford a dentist
Not here.
>Tfw I brush for 2 minutes, 2 times a day use waterpik after big meals, use mouth wash once a day AND floss once per day
Feels good man.
I know that feel, OP.
>had braces twice
>second time actually caused me to develop jaw problems they were meant to prevent in the first place
Fuck orthodontists, by the way. Those oily kikes should be strung up in the street.
>>25067333
Im with you OP. Im gonna have to use internal braces at 21 yo.
Fuck this.
Also everytime i smile i look retarded, yet people still tell me "omg u so serious u never smile"
Who /brainlet/ here? I used to dream of becoming a scientist when I was young, but as I got older I realized I'm just too dumb for it... Never been good at maths or science.
Test: http://www.iqtest.dk/main.swf
92 here.
Don't ask me what it is like. If I remembered, I wouldn't be retarded. I don't remember the most meaningful moments of my life.
85 here xxx
>>25066632
>>25066651
I literally don't believe you.
Do you robots play any instruments?
>>25066466
Former trombone/tuba here. I switched to double bass in college.
i play guitar and piano
>>25066466
I play the skin flute.
I hope to do this someday
>>25066453
Why would you want a dick in your ass?
have gax sex? or just sex in general?
it isnt as good as you think it is
>be in Gamestop checking things out
>usually that store has chill clerks always geeking it away
>walk in checking things out
>was buying a new controller in blue
>notice Xbox has these new controllers that are clear and have fancy ass lights
>go up to the counter
>a girl is there besides the guy
>make a statement about wow Xbox got those controller and nothing for ps4 huh
>she stares at me and says nothing
>Wtf
>normally of it was a guy theyd reply to me or know what I'm saying
>this cunt just stared at me and had no clue what I was talking about when the shit is in her own store
>this thing works in gamestop of all places
>females complain about not being accepted into the gaming industry with open arms
>are all filthy fucking casuals or don't even keep up with PC and consoles
Why the fuck did they hire someone like that? The only store I can make small talk in and I just get stared at. She didn't even ask what ibwas talking about. She didn't care
Generally the people who work at Gamestop are just run of the mill wagecucks
Males might have a passing interest in games e.g. Call of Duty, or Zelda if they're "geeky" normies
Females usually only work there because the PacSun/Banana Republic/Express/[hipster clothes store goes here] at their local mall wouldn't take them
You're honestly a sperg for expecting otherwise famalamadingdongaroo
>>25065945
I've met other people who worked there and we had legitimate conversations (i don't play nintentrash). But you're right I don't know why I expected anything from the girl.
But that was rude as fuck. I work in a super market and if the customer was making small talk with me I have a literal working obligation to respond.
>>25065808
>owning an xbox
>in the year of ps4
she was staring at you because she couldn't fathom your shit taste
Who are you really, robots? Not names or anything. Just honest description of who you really are. Age, status, income, grade level, girlfriend? married? kids? real level of retardation.
I know, you all like to pretend to be some super robot freaks. But in reality most of you are pretty normal people with a few quirks I bet.
So be brave and be honest. Who are you really?
>23
>white
>100 college credits, then dropped out
>studied math/computer science
>got what I needed out of school, can't be bothered to do the shit libarts reqs needed to graduate
>working as a software dev intern
>making $10 an hour now, but start making $55k salary in May
>most valuable employee not in management, according to CEO
>no gf
>want kids
>read programming books and cs journals/whitepapers in spare time
>smokes pipe tobacco cigars
>gets 4 hours of sleep a night
>20
>white
>high school dropout
>currently getting some IT certifications at a vocational school
>government sends me money
>2D girls only
>play video games, watch anime and shitpost
>hungry skeleton
>sleep 11 hours a day if I can
>no friends
>self-diagnosed autism
Nobody, I'll never amount to anything, I'm just an inconvenience to those around me.
