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Post your drawing. We will vs each other. R9k votes whose drawing would win in a fight.
>>25074796
Unfortunately browsing on phone but this sounds cool
cant beat this
Blow it out your ass
How is it to have a best friend?
>>25074735
In a world we must defend?
>>25074735
I've had two best friends over my childhood.
Both of them turned out to be shitheads and dishonest.
Don't trust anyone anon.
>>25074735
Its like one person telling another person what to do all the time and then they go along with it because best fronds.
How do I move to LA? I just want to live there.
fucking y
>>25074711
You rent a U haul, pack your stuff, and drive there.
But why would you want to go to such a horrible city?
>>25074711
Why do you keep posting this shit?
(The robot knows my comment is very original.)
https://www.reddit.com/r/bigdickproblems/comments/1noxvt/how_many_have_you_ruined/?sort=top
>>25074648
holy fuck
l m a o
>>25074648
>belong on reddit
>don't know how to use it
>>25074648
8 is considered big? Is this a meme or?
>You will never live the simple country life not giving a care about the outside world
>You will never know the joy of walking down a dirty road home after school with your simple minded country bumpkin gf who hasn't taken 30dicks in a club
>You will never lie in the grass at night gazing upon the stars with her
>>25074602
Its not cool or like that at all fuck off your city is the best spot to be
>>25074602
I've done everything in this greentext, without a gf though.
And just because they don't live in the city doesn't mean they aren't sluts. Not saying all of them are, but it certainly happens.
>>25074684
Yeah, rural girls can be worse.
Think trailer trash spitting out kids in 10th grade, and all the incest.
>tfw the Sun will die out in 5 billion years
>tfw the universe will expand forever until eventually it turns into a cold dead place
In only 600 million years, the sun will no longer emit the type of radiation that 99% of life on Earth depends on. Plants will not be able to photosynthesize any longer and most plant-based ecosystems will collapse.
>>25074558
islam will dominate
I know why everybody calls us sluts and pump and dumps us. We're doing it wrong, femanons. We should have dignity and self-respect. And our parents taught us wrong behavior.
Now repeat after me:
First marriage, then sex.
First marriage, then flirt.
First marriage, then nudes.
First marriage, then pics.
Better be alone than be used by those heartless whorish male scum.
You don't have that kind of self control and you know it
>>25074440
I'm sheltered neet, they only way to get sex for me is being accidently raped.
And in case I'll find a job - I'll reject everyone ofcause.
>>25074460
And how old are you? I doubt you're above 19
You mad robots? I finally made it.
>>25074241
I'm guessing that's a foreign country.
She'll cheat on you mate.
>>25074241
To where? Nigeria?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
i'm so madnot rly senpai congrats
Get it off your chest NOW.
>>25074184
There's nobody to talk to anymore.
There's nothing but normies and roasties here!
I lied to my family and one friend about going to my job training, I just pretended to go and slept in my dads car which i borrowed.
You know I'm using tons of different dating apps, and I know I only get like one message a month.
Yet I never answer. My problem is that I don't have the slightest idea on how to talk to a woman. I'm awkward as fuck and the whole dating site thing is just a facade for a 22 year old that is, and will forever be a kissless virgin.
Does anyone know that acoustic guitarist that was posted a while back? Not very well known but his music was entirely depressing and basically encompassed /r9k/ as a whole (not the normie scum)
i'm finna guess wankcry https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAFk0cu6gJs
>>25074090
nah but ill give this a listen
dude in vid was wearing a cap and playing on camera, just like in his room or something
would give a genre but im shit with genres desu
Bump for interest
Le original cement
It's almost 2016 wagecucks.. Another year, another dollar. Only 70 more years til retirement.
Oh, and don't forget your boss wants you working Christmas Day
>>25074069
Sorry wagecuck, but them's are the breaks.
I can't wait to curl up in my blanket like a toasty little cinnamon bun and drink some nice hot chocolate.
...like I do everyday.
>>25074069
Thanks brah. All us wagecucks were so depressed at the Christmas party thinking about how we hate our job so much, I think I even saw someone leave early with a random roastie, the absolute slave.
>>25074092
only 70 more years until you're dead and forgotten but for a footnote in your mom's diary
>Have one life
>Be born black
All i fucking ever wanted was long flowing hair, kinda like pic related. But noooo fuck black people and their hair, I cant even get long hair without having to dread it. Literally nothing good came to me for being black
just kill yourself and wait for the 10 second team-kill respawn timer
>>25074036
Dread it and get mad pussy senpai. I'm Somali and I wish my hair would dread
>>25074036
tfw my hair literally looks exactly like that
Would you rather:
Have a 9/10 girlfriend, live upper middleclass raise two stepjamals and be a failed normie wagekek till you die peacefully.
Or
Have a cute boyfriend, win the big lottery live as king of the NEETs for 20 years until unhealthy habits kill you painfully.
>>25073837
this is a loaded question OP
>have a cute boyfriend
Relationships are for cuccs, live alone and spend the money on hpokers
>>25073837
I'd take 'girl' in OP's pic and live out the rest of my natural life with 'her'
>tfw no fat belly gf
>tfw normalfags complaining about their gf's fat belly
>>>/adv/16578412
Shut the fuck up you fat shutin, you only go after fatties because you're desperate for a gf
>>25073960
False. I am a fit guy, and my fat fetish spontaneously arose at age 13 as I began puberty and never seen porn in my life.
>be horny 13 yo into fat girls
>discover Asian girls but still like fat white girls
>slowly gain interest in 2D
>lose interest in 3D
>fat girls suddenly now want me
eh
>be me
>make friend or friends
>hang out and chill and have fun
>one day friend is sad
>i give them my all in trying to console them / make them feel better
>continue hanging out
>continue trying my darnest best to be there when they need someone
>always give honest advice that i truly think would help them when they need
>be me
>be sad or angry
>text friends
>no reply
>call them
>dont pick up
>cry to myself or something
>rinse and repeat through my teenagehood
>eventually got sick of it so i stopped talking to everyone
>have no friends
>ended up living off the internet
>go omegle, go 4chan
>add strangers
>chat with them online
>play vidya sometimes
>all is good fun
>one day internet friend is sad
>i give them my best in offering consolation or comfort or advice and am completely honest to them
>they thank me, tell me im great, tell me they feel comfortable around me, feel like they can tell me anything and beeeee themselves
>be me
>be sad or angry because no irl friends, failing uni, shitty job, no bf, suck at everything i want to be good at despite trying really fucking hard at all these things
>text internet friends
>no reply
>they are busy they have their own lives i shouldnt bother them
>get drunk
>go on omegle and cry
>cry more in bed till i sleep
>still cry to sleep every day
>rinse and repeat
>can't bear to cut internet friends off
what do i do
>>25073741
GET THE FUCK OUT NORMIE REEEEEEEEEE
senpai baka desu
I can be your online friend..
>>25073741
Have fun being a perma-orbiter lmao
