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What productive things have you done in the past week?
>fixed car instrument problem
>cleaned car lights so its clearer now
>hadthoughts about getting awork
NEET LIFE?
>Read some of my book
>Went for a jog on Monday
OP pic got me finna go produce something right now
>two nights without drinking
>baked a turkey
Help me with #16 pls ok ty
>>25080148
It's true and you can test this yourself.
a/5 equals b/3
therefore b/3 equals a/5
a/5 equals a/5
Does 5/a therefore equal 5/a?
Yes, it does.
>>25080181
Ok ty friend!
A/5 = b/3
Just fill other numbers I'm
15/5=9/3
5/15=3/9
5/15 is not 9/3
Why are you robots so butthurt if someone says "be yourself"? It's a perfectly good and meaningful advice. You probably just don't understand it.
If you ever feel shame it's because you are not being yourself, but trying to be someone else and failing.
If you feel ever anxiety you are not being yourself, even though you might be trying, yet your feelings of shame are holding you back.
If you strive toward some ideal you are not being yourself. Any kind of desire to change who you are is a sign of shame.
The essence of truly being yourself is to be absolutely shameless. Even if everyone else is judging you (and they are) you must never let that influence you. The only reason you should ever please other people is if you want to act in selfless love towards them.
Being yourself means not pretending to be something you're not to get something (a GF).
Don't try to reason with robots. They want to be unhappy, even if they don't realize it. They refuse all positive thinking on the basis that it's irrational, even though what they're choosing to put themselves through is what's irrational. These are people who think they're too ugly to go outside and be around people. As if they're so ugly that you'd see them on public and recoil.
They're narcissists who hate themselves, people feel that what they think is always right, while at the same time hating their own brain. There is no reasoning with the robot. The robot is an enigma. The robot is a faggot.
>>25080122
Because "Be Yourself" is a bullshit propaganda phrase that doesn't mean anything. It has no real value and/or meaning. You can interpret in so many god damn way it is ridiculous.
http://thoughtcatalog.com/tucker-max/2015/10/guys-heres-what-its-actually-like-to-be-a-woman/
"The average guy finds the average woman at least somewhat sexually attractive. [...] By contrast, the average woman finds the average man sexually invisible, neutral, disgusting, or repulsive. Only a tiny percentage of guys inspire immediate lust in women. And most of those guys have already moved to New York or LA to become actors or models. If you are over eighteen and haven't done that, you're not one of those guys."
>HAHAHAH you really expect us average women to put up with you average men? You are slime to us, repulsive in fact. We're the victims though, cuz of all the hot women that pervade media and advertisements even though that doesn't make us any less attractive in the eyes of the average man.
So, apparently women are finally acknowledging the fact that they only want Chad, and they're even trying to justify it.
Reminder: if you are not Chad, you are literal slime to women
The average male puts no effort into their appearance.
The average female does.
Is it any wonder that most females are seen as attractive, while most men aren't?
>>25080120
I put a crapton of effort into my appearance and people think I'm a faggot desu
You really think it works the same for both genders? Women are biologically meant to attract US, not vice versa (as say, a peacock would attract a peahen), and that's why their appearance is so important
>>25080120
If a man is average, he puts at least some effort into his appearance.
>rejected by every girl I asked out
>have to masturbate again tonight
>can't figure out what the fuck it is they don't like about me, in b4 "post pics", I'm not bad looking
I want to gf and love them so bad, but they keep rejecting me. I actually want to hold them in my muscular arms and stuff at night instead of giving them the dicking of a lifetime and disappearing, maybe that's the problem.
Yes I realize I'm frogposting, this is my face and emotional state right now.
You must be boring and not charming (whatever the opposite of charming is).
>>25080091
How does one "be interesting"? I have many interests, hobbies and am good at them. Why does it seem like you have to go to fucking clown college just to get women to like you? I have many male friends, and no, they're not losers and we don't bond over how much we hate women.
>>25080163
Don't be "interesting", be charming.
I'm probably not the right person to give relationship or dating advice (KHV), but all the girls I talked to and which showed clear interest did that because we had a great time together. YOu just need to make her laugh, keep her interested by constantly engaging her in playful banter, etc. It's about your personality, not the activities you pursue that will get her interest.
When the reforming of society happen, should the new goverment give rights to woman?
What rights do woman deserve, /r9k/?
For my country of the U.S., it seems that our best option is to revert to the idea that only property owners can vote.
This will give women the right to vote, under the condition that she is self sufficient and understand work ethic and value.
If she is married then the owner of the house (the man) will vote.
This will ensure a permanent net of power for the males to ensure that First, Second, and Third wave feminism will never repeat the atrocities they committed.
>>25079886
People aren't given rights. We're born with rights. The government doesn't have rights, it has enumerated powers.
>>25079886
The most important thing is that they are kept out of politics. So, first: neither active nor passive right to vote.
Depending on how important religion in society is, it is also important to keep them out of the roles as priests. If religion is basically seen as esotericism and astrology tho, it's okay if they engage in it.
Higher education is also tricky, because it can result in women being in positions of authority over men. You want to avoid that.
Ideally, a woman should need male approval (from husband, father, brother, uncle, if case they don't exist than government) for everything she wants to do.
Asking for male approval must become second nature to her.
Basically, women should be at home and exist for their men and children. Outside the home, they should care for the elderly, the sick and animals.
Are you prepared for the future, robots?
>born too early to explore the galaxy
>born just in time for the waifu age
bring it on
facerig + live2D module btw
This is weird but anything that obsoletes 3D is fine in my book.
It's been a while since we had a nice piss bottle thread.
Pissing out the window master race reporting.
>>25079791
Shit juggin' masterrace here.
>doing all-nighter
>leaving room will wake up parents
>piss out window
>piss onto neighbours cat
How do I get into anime? I need a new form of escapism.
Eva or katawa shoujo
Watch Cowboy Bebop.
cowboy bebop
madoka magica
evangelion
gurren lagann
fem feels
wanting to be a cute fat girl but having too high of a metabolism to ever gain weight.
>>25079700
fat girls can't be cute anyway
just keep eating. smoke weed to make you hungrier.
drink beer.
trust me im an expert on this subject.
i believe in you, op.
What anime that's from?
ORIginALitY
German Smileys will be the next Pepe.
Kinda want to visit freesmiley.de but kinda scared to at the same time.
>>25079687
>German Smileys
don't you mean Caliphate Smileys?
>>25079687
But this is an old meme, not a new meme. Unless we're suddenly going to claim we invented it.
>pepe, feels and memes are literally 100% normie now
>all ove rinstagram tiwtter and facebook
>a few years ago this would have gotten you weird looks
>now its fucking everywhere
Who could have predicted this?
My 30 year old sister used the term "meme" the other day. It's officially over.
I remeber a few years back when I heard my cousins talking about troll faces and muuhmes and reading those comics 24/7 on facebook.
You'll consider rage comics cancer today.
In 5 years, pepe will be cancer too.
it's the normies infiltrating our safe spaces and digging this stuff up
>go to party for first time
>smoke weed, pretty high but still remember everything
>party was shit as I mostly just there to be laughed at
>whatever, it was kinda fun chilling
>24 hours later, some bullshit rumour that I kissed a dude spread (I'm not gay)
>everyone spreading this bullshit
>fml
>>25079614
that's what you deserve for going to a party failed normie
Just go with it anon, who cares?
The same thing happened to me exceptit was actually true
/thread fgt
>tfw a normie tells you that suicide is just for cowards...
>>25079573
It is desu
>>25079573
>normies thinking they know ANYTHING about depression or suicide
>>25079587
I'm a coward and I'd never be brave enough to actually commit suicide.
>tfw 2016 will be here soon and you're still saying you will fix your life
>2016
>still saying you will fix your life
ftfy
if you haven't given up yet, you are not a robot. you shouldn't be here
i don't want to fix my life
>>25079469
>and you're still saying you will fix your life
Nah, I have given up. I'm just gonna get comfy on my own filth until I die.
