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i used to play with little plastic army men up until i was like 17.
glad i stopped, shit was fucked. parents were horrified.
>>25072307
i used to do that
me and my brother would set up army men on opposite sides and we would take turns knocking them down with a marble
last man standing wins kind of thing
i used to browse /mu/ up until i was like 17.
glad i stopped, shit was fucked. parents were horrified.
>>25072307
I'm 19 and wouldn't judge you if I knew a 17 years old dude was still playing with plastic army men
Personally I stopped at around the age of 11-12 or 13 I dont remember
>tfw can't be alpha with blonde hair and blue eyes no matter how hard I try
Is that pre-op Rose?
>>25071418
>blonde
>alpha
what are you, a manlet or something op? Fugg sakes, I'm blonde and blue eyed and get tons of sluts. Shit's easy when you're tall, and besides, Asian girls are all about that blond
When did you realize you were ugly?
I posted on /soc/ and people were reassuring like everybody in the thread that they weren't ugly, but they didn't do it for me
May 2009
>>25071291
i really dont give a shit, i just do my thing why would i worry about that?
what's her name /r9k/?
Aunty Nicki
Jasper tbqhwyf
blobsnark
Any other robots that don't interact with their families hate christmas?
>All those normie family members you have to deal with
>When are you going to get a gf anon?
>How is college did you drop out?
>mfw I'm 22 and my 15 year old cousin probably does more things in a month than I do in a year.
>>25070501
I know that feel anon it usually goes something like this.
>Hey Anon did you get a job or going to school?
>everytime the table gets silent and everyone looks at me
>tell them still looking for a job
>uncle goes I see, and then he starts another conversation with my aunt
FUCK JUST LEAVE ME ALONE
>>25070501
who else /muslim/ here?
Have fun spending time with your shitty families, infidels.
I've figured out the normie trick that makes them seem bust guys
When they say "What have you been doing recently?" They don't actually mean recently
All you need to do is make a list of all the things you've done that isn't part of your normal routine and tell them those things/
Maybe sex for females is so amazing that it explains why so many of them are insatiable whores with no loyalty or values.
So can any femanons chime in about the female sexual experience?
>>25067548
There are no girls on /r9k/
Just some lads having a laugh.
>>25067548
God I just want to cum on Laina's huge horse teeth.
>tfw you can almost feel the texture of her shirt in your imagination
anyone else still up edition
reminder to fuck off normies reeee
>>25065362
nice meme
stay beta
Two posts in and the chance of late night comfy is already dead.
Can anyone recommend any Anime or Manga to feel less lonely? I really need something to escape into.
High School DxD?
>>25065009
Gintama
kylo kills han blox
>>25065235
nigga i said something to feel lonely, not some harem whore show. Why watch DxD when I could go watch straight Hentai.
Who here has autism shoes?
>>25054816
Autism shoes are the most confortable type of shoes around; i really don't understand those faglets wearing paper thin shoes that will absorb all humidity and allow cold inside, in winter specially
No lie, I had a fucking nightmare last night. I met up with a bunch of people I knew in high school and one kid walks like wtf kind of shoes are you wearing anon, and I was like oh these are just my pair of andy warhol converse and then he was like no they're not. I look at them and they're black new balance Velcro shoes I almost had a heart attack. Dear fucking god
I wear crocs, unironically gave up on life.
So robots, if you ever had a child somehow. How would you raise him of it was a boy?
Would you raise him to be a chad or a robot like yourself?
Pic unrelated
Everyone raises their kid to be a chad, very few succeed though
I would be a good father like mine was to me. I would teach him to question authority, think for himself, and not to worship women/put pussy on the pedestal.
I would never share my opinions unless he asked, just focus on giving him the skills to form his own.
Then when he's older, if he has different opinions, we can argue over booze and steaks.
I would name him James.
>>25076567
With either gender I'd try to raise my kid to be happy and kind. Not much else really matters.
How do we fix the rampant narcissism in women, /r9k/? It's the very core of other shitty behaviour.
you can't
invent new women instead
get rid of cameras on phones
literally the worst mistake in the history of technology. it all started with cameras in phones.
You can't.
My only female friend, who I thought was different, posted a 33 image album of her opening a letter and her reaction to it on Facebook today.
Women are attention whores by nature.
>tfw failed the driving test for the second time despite driving well to and from the test centre
third time's the charm right?
>>25076442
Perhaps. Took me three tries, too. Well, sort of.
>First time, made an appointment - waited 2 hours
>Failed because examiner was an asshole and claimed I didn't stop at an intersection with a stop sign when I fucking knew I had the right-of-way and there was no fucking stop sign
>Second time, made an appointment - waited 5 hours
>Failed before I even started because my third brake light apparently decided to stop working (and why the fuck does that matter? Most cars only have two and that shit is tiny af)
>Third time, fuck appointments - waited 6 hours
>Passed but almost failed because the examiner was a cunt and thinks you need to set the parking brake if you drive a car with a manual transmission
Eight times.
Anxiety.
Funnily enough I am the only one I know of who hasn't been in an accident despite driving for years.
>>25076722
But you have to set the parking brake. And the transmission should be on neutral.
JaJa is new /r9k/ mascot of 2016KILL ALL PEPES, MEME WAR NOW
REEEEEESAAAll Hail JAJA
>>25076279
but that is basically a Pepe
> smug face
> same eyes but higher places
> also a reptille
tfw the day comes that you can finally say:MEEEESSAAAA FREEEEEEEEEE
;_; :')
>>25076320
>also a reptile
Hmmmm
>heartless capitalist monster but opposed to feminists and SJW
>empathic champion of poor and struggling people but opposed to heterosexual men
>pick one
>>25076185
The jews make extremed like this to divide people.
"Divide and conquer"
-Historical Fag
TRUMP
R
U
M
P
I'm not a female, fag, nigger, illegal immigrant or refugee so it's not like voting democrat would help me since I don't qualify for any of the free shit they give away
>>25076201
The people who say this are part of the "heartless capitalist" class tho. Just ask them what they think about, say, redistribution of income and wealth.
Why do you hate women? They seem pretty cute to me.
Why do you hate men? They seem pretty handsome to me.
I hate their behavior(not personalities because they have none). I love their bodies.
>>25076120
>Women
>Cute
Literally the hormones and chemicals from your dick brainwashing you.
I don't know how people say free will exists when they can't even understand that something as ubiquitous as sexual attraction violates it.
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