This guy just posted his 8 incher on /b/...
How can we compete?
>Cut
Easily desu
>>25076315
>mutilated
oh wow, it doesn't even fucking matter
He's like half an inch bigger than me. Whatever
some sad chestlet kept posting landwhales in the other thread
ergo new thread for high test women only
will make another one if the chestlet shits this one up too :3
Good high test milfs/milf porn lads?
this board isn't for porn
>>25074444
nice quads
high test teacher
Decent turnout for a Thursday night. By the looks of things, not a lot of wagecucks in the audience. Hell, who can blame them? After going Monday through Thursday, I'd be pretty fucking beat too. One more day for 'em though, then they get that nice two-day break they've been looking forward to.
...unless their boss calls them. That'd fucking suck. Not a feeling I know though, thank God. Am I right? Who in their right mind would honestly put up with that? Aaaanything for the dollar, anything for the almighty, all-knowing, all-accessing dollar...that...
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Hahaha
WAGIES DEVISTATED! WAGIES BTFO! WAGIES ON SUICIDE WATCH! THE ABSOLUTE MADNESS OF IT ALL! THIS MAN HAS ENDED WAGEKEKS FOR GOOD!
>>25066231
I don't get why any of this guy's material can be considered funny. I can't believe I took a sick day for this shit.
im a wagecuck but dont have a gf and dont like my job, and i have no friends and hate my life
Post which university you go to & your major.
CS major at Rutgers NB here.
>>25061738
La Sorbonne Nouvelle Paris 3
Translation.
frogs bro where u at
You'll get banned for making this thread
UCSD / CS/Math
We organized a meetup once
>>25061770
P A R I S
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That's funny I'm starting La Sorbonne in September.
>"Omg, anon, Chad forgot his wallet...
>"Do you think you could get this one for us? Thanks, bestie!
>>25083190
Jokes on you bitch, I'm a NEET, I don't got money.
>>25083190
Nope sorry I paid for my food already and I am in a hurry to leave. Good luck to you guys!
Oh shit I forgot mine too, guess this lunch is on you
I met a girl on OKC and told her I would take her to a gig for our first date. I took her to see a Roy Orbison tribute at the town hall. She acted pissed off all night, I could tell she thought I was weird for liking old music. She has simply stopped returning my messages.
Whatever. These modern sluts don't appreciate real music. Suppose if I'd taken her to see Tyrone Blackass Muhfuggah Ya'll singing about his glock and big booty bitches yo she would have been all over me. Orbison was a class act and this guy was a decent tribute too. Whatever bitch, no...
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>>25083140
You just picked the wrong one...there are women out there that'll appreciate some Orbison.
>>25083167
Seriously though, it was something different I thought and good romantic music. Better than sitting in some shit bar or an awkward trip to the cinema
Orbison was the guv'nor
So much text to convey the same message as 16 year old YouTube commenters. At least those aren't as pretentious as you.
>omg i'm 16 and likethis music i wasborn in the wrong generation
How do you get a boyfriend when you're handicapped?
>>25082990
Dating websites. Pretty easy.
How can it be hard? I'd date a nice crippled girl :3
Where do I find handicapped girls? I would do literally anything for them if they depended on me. She didn't even has to love me, just stay by my side.
Post cute anime girls ITT. I need cheering up.
sexybanki
TM girls are pretty cute
Boooing!
choose your waifu
tell me about your taste anons
the manly midget with light blue hair.
She seems chill.
second from the left
original comment
Obviously chick second from the left
But really idk if I could associate with these people
How am I so unappealing that the only girl who talks to me is some down syndrome girl who only says greetings?
KEK
why cant I stop laughing at this shit?
Hey will
>>25082406
Are you sure you're not the downy who can only say greetings? I can't tell
hey /r9k/ I need some help with my college application
www.jstor.org
Google.com is probably accurate as I imagine you use it all the time
>>25082311
I put 4chan.org and I got accepted. To be fair, it wasn't Princeton, only a state school.
Some of you guys are alright. Don't go to any theaters tonight.
>>25082241
Are you treating me, master jedi?
>>25082241
lmao kill yourself u worthless faggit
witnessed
ORIGINAL COMMENT DO NOT STEAL
Well, the new Star Trek is ruined, thanks Jews:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SL37UPUcEd0
I saw that white female alien and thought "YES, finally a white female lead character in this and not being stuck with that black bitch." And to my dismay, I find out the actress for this character isn't even white, she's French and half fucking ALGERIAN:
They seriously couldn't get a fucking White actress to play the role of a WHITE alien? The fuck kind of racist shit is this? So fucking sick of goddamn niggress bitches getting roles in these movies.
Why couldn't your mother just of aborted you?
look at this shit man, it's fucking racist
>>25082026
>>>/pol/
we hate women here not miniorties
can someone with basic photoshop skills make a star background with a clock for my science project cover page.
im doing special theory of relativity
something like pic related but without calender
what resolution nekrofamiliognetou?
>>25082023
for a a4
something like this but more blackish, because i have to write some stuff on the frontpage
I've masturbated so much to so many different fetishes that pretty much nothing turns me on anymore. I feel completely empty and sexless.
Time to create new fetishes and boldly go where no man has gone before
>>25081858
protip: don't masturbate, it's literally pumping your life force out of your dick.
>26 years old
>can still masturbate just to my fantasy
>get hard when I even see a clothed woman in sexy every day clothes
At least something.