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who /gentle autist/ here
>>25154701
ALL I WANTED WAS TO SEE HER NAKED!!!
>>25155139
i wanted more than that.
but when everything's made to be broken,
i just want you to know i am feel.
Can I get a poetry thread? There was a cool one a bit ago with readings and shit:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pJVhHWwnE9
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dHamrqLyzX
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hPP9SLCh9J
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0AlrcUXIxHR
>>25154689
This one was my contribution last time:
>The term of endearment, first uttered, is sweet
>Your heart gains momentum like celestial fleet
>But with the cruelty in her chest, benevolent at best
>In her first glance at you, she chose your seat
>The term of endearment will bring hope to an end
>If you believe in angels that heaven will send
>You'll yet hear through the grapevines, growing between her spoken lines
>The term of endearment refers to a friend
And here's one I truely enjoyed:
>you spend all morning picking her flowers
>chad takes a shit on her in the shower
>you feed her fish when she goes away
>chad cums in the tank and calls the fish gay
>you fap to her facebook, insta, and twitter
>chad makes her come over and unclog his shitter
>you text her too much, she senses your thirst
>when she's in the kitchen, chad steals from her purse
>you call up your dad to ask for advice
>chad gives her six different kinds of pube lice
>Next year things will be different
>>25154654
this time things will be different, this time - i like rape!
2015 has been the best year of the last decade for me by far.
-got a job after many years of neetdom
-met some great people
-became a lot more emotionally secure
-not super depressed all the time
-have some plans for the future
-had some minor relationships with women (nothing serious, still virgin)
-have a QT bookish Christian girl that's crushing on me
I have high hopes for 2016 desu.
Yep, I'm gonna start using my RIGHT HAND to fap.
http://www.guessasketch.com/play/
cum play, room is "Chads room"
COME JOIN US
THE ROOM IS "CHAD'S ROOM
let's go people
come have some fun and get away from your miserable life
I got banned, watch your language guys
Hey guys,
I'm streaming movies and shows on my old livestream channel for r9k and its collective skype groups/omegle clans etc. It started with one person's idea that all the shut-ins could watch something together. It will most likely be Christmas related, or brief pauses in between downloads but they aren't slow for me so it'll be rare.
There is a chat, but you don't have to participate at all. Feel free to post suggestions in this thread if you don't want to use the chat.
livestream dot com slash zomtv
Taking suggestions, chatting, not sleeping etc
self bump, if youre bored and stuff come on in
this isn't a shill, its free, a free channel for me to run and just so theres some kind of interaction and stuff
>Get in and let me show you a game!
>Cards against Humanity!
>Password: stoproasties2016
http://pyx-1.pretendyoure.xyz/zy/game.jsp#game=9
thanks for the spyware
>>25154510
who are you quoting? You have no idea how to greentext
I have no idea of what I'm doing but I enjoy this
My inner asscrack burns when I try to wash it with just standard soap. Should I be concerned?
Learn to wipe dumbass.
You're ganna need to baby cream for that
>>25154260Dammit, I forgot that katakana isn't allowed
Why Pururuto got translated as Plutia?
Today's the day, cucks and cuckettes!
I'm winning the lottery today. Pocketing $30M, buying a house, and living the rest of my life from the interest generated from blue chip stocks and bonds. I won't just be a NEET. I'll be a healthy NEET. I'll become the king of NEETs and you will all bow down to my autistic magnificence. Grovelling in hopes my great fortune will one day rub off onto you. Do not worry, my loyal followers, for I will be a kind and compassionate king.
Great fortune will come your way if you roll dubs and say, "I pledge allegiance to you, king of all NEETs".
>>25154199
I pledge allegiance to you, king of all NEETs
>>25154199
checked those dubs
It's a sure sign.. the chosen one has come.
FUCKING MODS. UNBAN ME FROM /POL/ NOWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THIS BOARD SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Never
Blpxxxx
I just went on pol. It sucked desu senpai
>muhh superior Chad ADN
>all bastard childs end up being beta, even though they have Chad's ADN
>>25154070
its true. nature versus nurture.
how do people grow so tall over time? because of nurture and environment and not "genes".
How is it possible for betas to call people niggers when they have shittier lives than so called niggers? At least the so called niggers have a job happiness a wife and kids. But you literally are lazy ignorant uneducated and filthy. But I guess that's just beta logic amirite!!1
Also pic related still looking for that bitch.
>>25153889
bump I need my question answered. And this girl found.
>>25153988
I find it ironic how when I actually stump betas they can't even answer my question but when I'm acting stupid they can come and here and tell me to fuck off any day rofl the irony
>>25154089
superbump
What exactly is periscope?
Can I use it like omegle to find bitches to watch each other fap?
>>25153883
Any good alternative?
preferably a site with a high girl/guy ratio that stay anonymous and doesn't require an account or money
omegle thread
>tfw no ausbf edition
HA SAW YOU
you're funny
>>25153875
tags?
>>25154211
the usual?
4chan, r9k and r9komegle
Proof solipsism exists
When I take any drug my perception changes, and the greentexts on 4chan become more bizarre and funny
Prove me wrong niggers
>>25153782
>prove solipsism is wrong
but that is literally impossible. I don't believe in it but it's not something you can disprove
when I take my drug enhancing drugs, all greentext looks red
solipsism is real
>>25153782
>prove solipsism is wrong
>prove
you just did, faggot.
Hey guys,
I don't post often, but I want your opinion.
>date cutie Asian BF (guy from work)
>he's ecstatic and tells WorkFriend
>Asian BF goes to work in the city, we long distance
>he breaks up with me to be with SomeBitch
>sad
>get over it
>start to flirt with WorkFriend, he flirts back
Should I be interested in WorkFriend, or is that totally against bro-code and not okay?
>>25153700
>date cute Asian bf
>Asian bf
almost had me, op.
