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>tfw no qt Hijra gf
why even live
>>25146561
Bengali hijras are sexy, the one you find other states like U.P. bihar are shit.
>tfw you will never live in the city
>>25146553
I'm just going to get on the bus
what present to buy for parents? I need one both of them could use. Any ideas? what did you buy?
cmon help bump
>>25146548
A year's supply of soap.
handcuffs
Two days left
>>25146536
I'm tired of stupid school shooter frog. I think I'll be leaving this place soon.
>>25146536
whatever this is about, best of luck to you anon.
Has anybody else thought maybe they would have had fun in school if everything wasn't so "werk werk werk werk werk werk"? Like I liked to learn its just all the papers and writing was terrible
>Kindergarten
Things were OK, day wasn't very long, snack time and just learning.
>1st-5th grade DO YOUR WORK ANON YOU NEED TO GET GOOD GRADES WORK HARD AND FINISH YOUR WORK BEFORE GOING TO RECESS.
>Middle school and High school: FINISH THOSE TESTS ANON, YOU WANT TO DO ABOVE THE MINIMUM TO SUCCEED AND GET INTO A GOOD COLLEGE. Also here's your homework for today: only about 3 hours worth, don't forget all those projects.
>>25146486
They always say you will get more work even if it isn't that much. stresses you out
Why do so many hate White Knights and Beta orbiters? They are victims. Feel sorry for them.
no
they are the reason stupid whores can be stupid whores
because when the stupid whore does something stupid, the beta orbiter will be there to listen to her and validate it
he will still never ever fuck her but the bitch can go on merrily being stupid as if nothing happened
they are also the reason wymin have such high standards, because they can get anything for free from these orbiting fuckheads
Those are two different things. "White knight" kn /r9k/ just means anyone that isn't a raging autistic woman-hater.
They are victims of their own lack of balls, and their weakness makes women insufferable cunts.
>winter break time
>number of posters who say stuff like "nuh uh retard" skyrockets
This board really is all underage isn't it?
Of course it is. It's a board for virgins and no one over 18 is actually a virgin
nuh uh retard
who /angermanagement/ here
no you fucking idiot I can control my emotions like a rational human being
I am not a fucking ape who loses his shit when life doesnt go my way
>be 20
>kissless, hugless, handholdless virgin
>met girl on online chat
>start talking more and more
>eventually become internet couple
>love her like i've never loved anyone else
>she loves back
>gaming together, skype, pics and audios exchanged, etc..
>plan to meet and live together
>was doing pretty good to be loved for one time
>broke with her after 1 month
>says she got back in contact with her old friend and now she wants to be with him
>mfw she was only lying
>mfw she never loved me
>mfw i would have even die for her
>mfw i'm always the least choice of all
>mfw i never talk to her since we broke up
>mfw i still love her and think about her everyday
fuck.
>>25145647
I hope you learned AN IMPORTANT LESSON.
>3DPD
not even once kek
Welcome to dating 90% of women OP. Enjoy your stay
Do you ever feel bad about how much time you've spent on vidja, robots? I think about all the things I could've accomplished with those 3 months of my life instead of staring vacantly at a bunch of stats...
rank?
I think I've spent like 4k+ hours and peaked @ Masters but haven't touched ranked in months
>>25145538
Mid plat.
That's probably the worst part. If I was some sort of Korean god by now, my time would be justified, but I'm just as bad as the next wannabe challenger noob.
>almost 2016
>not having a Korean gf
>>25145458
I already do though
If stds didn't exist would you be more of a degenerate?
>>25145441
Probably not, considering that Chads would fuck around even more than now due to no fear of STD's and I am still the same person I am now.
>>25145441
No, if I was single, yea
So say I improved myself immensely, I got fit, I stopped thinking negatively, and I just all around improved as a person. I then went to some hot chick I liked, and asked her out. She gives me her number, and I go...
Now what? I haven't had a date. Ever. The only one I ever had I was shown up on. Once you get a girl's phone number, what exactly do you do with it? I mean I know you call her and shit, but...what do you say? Do you just set up a date?
Fuck I'm a pathetic human being
>>25145378
just call her and b urself senpai
>>25145427
This
If you've transformed into a chad then this is all you need, as initially your appearance and initial attitude is all that matters.
Don't worry about it man, if you try and it doesn't go well there's no use sweating it because there wasn't much more you could do anyways
PEPE IS DEAD PEPE IS DEAD PEPE IS DEAD PEPE IS DEAD PEPE IS DEAD PEPE IS DEAD PEPE IS DEAD PEPE IS DEAD PEPE IS DEAD PEPE IS DEAD PEPE IS DEAD PEPE IS DEAD PEPE IS DEAD PEPE IS DEAD PEPE IS DEAD PEPE IS DEAD PEPE IS DEAD PEPE IS DEAD PEPE IS DEAD PEPE IS DEAD PEPE IS DEAD
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
desu baka senpai anon weed lmao 420 normies get out senpai desu bae
Hey normals. I have a problem. Whenever I make a comment about something at a social situation (usually a group of 3+ people), I can sense awkward silence. It feels as though I stop the flow of conversation every time I open my mouth. The conversation eventually resumes and my presence is usually ignored. I want to be a better talker. Wat do? Do I have autism?
It's possible that it causes others to become quiet because your timing is off. Do you usually have the ability to comment immediately in the flow of conversation, or do you wait a bit before saying anything?
This is a problem I occasionally have.
>>25145107
>It feels as though I stop the flow of conversation every time I open my mouth
>I want to be a better talker. Wat do?
Practice. Practice. Practice. Practice. Practice. Practice. Practice. Practice. Practice. Practice. Practice. Practice. Practice. Practice. Practice. Practice. Practice. Practice. Practice. Practice. Practice. Practice. Practice. Practice. Practice. Practice. Practice. Practice. Practice. Practice. Practice. Practice. Practice. Practice. Practice. Practice. Practice. Practice. Practice. Practice.
Then, more practice. Did you catch that? Practice.
I have been working on this for years and only recently mastered it. People will still sometimes ignore you or cause an awkward silence, if you've done it correctly you'll thrive in those situations now since you use to be the root cause of them. Just don't be afraid of fucking up. When you speak, you should feel as though you have something interesting and worthy to say; people will listen when you've got it down. Never say too much, nor too little, but the two most important things: never try too hard and never be afraid to walk away from a conversation.
>>25145142
I don't think timing is the problem. Sometimes (though extremely rare) the they would still laugh at my joke even when the timing isn't right at all.
>>25145185
Yea I'm still practicing. It's just that these awkward silences discourage me greatly from time to time. I try to keep my insecurity from leaking but sometimes it's just not possible and I'm afraid that they would think I have autism or something. Thanks for the reply.
