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What regrets you the most in life, robots?
>>25140882
I regret not killing myself at the age of 10.
Putting a fishstick up my ass
when I was in college I got pretty close to a female friend of mine, spent a lot of time together in the evenings. turns out she was into me, mostly I was just lonely, but either way she was pretty upset when she found out I wasn't interested in a relationship (we never had sex or anything)
she'd dated a few of my friends in the past and dumped them for not very good reasons. I don't know whether I regret giving her the wrong idea or not going through with it more, but it's a regret either way considering I'm ridiculously undesirable and my life is a mess now
Cocaine would really hit the spot right now.
Stimulants are shit.
Opiates and benzos till I die.
>>25140815
I cant take opiates and benzos would be nice but I just take xanax when I actually am having a horrible stressful day. Like if a pet dies or something. Otherwise I don't feel it and don't like the feeling of just sitting around like a wet rag. I am already a drunk and smoke bud.
>yfw r9k.org redirects to 4chan.org/r9k
We're on organization. We made it, boys
>>25140785
Used it for years.
Shame the catalog redirection (r9k.org/catalogquery) doesn't work.
By the way, do you know Randall Munroe owns it?
>>25141010
>the founder of xkcd owns the r9k redirect
He's just making fun of us at this point.
> tfw no vagina will ever taste this good
go back to reddit and learn to use your memes nigga then come back
>>25140740
i won't do it
>be parasite neet
>have dedicated nympho gf
Am- am I doing it right anons?
No, make your lie more believable next time.
>>25140419
>see this post
>YouTube immediately shuffles to A$AP Rocky's Fucking Problems
w e w
l a d
>>25140419
if it wasnt all in your dreams then yes
hey, dude! So uh wyd?
Whoa re you calling dude, boy?
>>25140437
huh? nevermind. So, whatcha up to?
>the only girls who ever like you are batshit insane, fat as fuck, or both.
why do fat girls even exist
it's like a bird with no wings, what the fuck man
>>25140289
I might have to lower my standards to that point in order to even have a relationshit. Just fucking kill me.
>>25140251
Add "children" to the list and you have my life.
Fuck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ-RjMazYs4
>>25140176
Somehow this is worse then the original
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8092awhvJdI
Who here /nofap/?
Just turned day 23 here.
why nofap?
>girl chooses some other guy over you
>not even mad at her because you realise what a disgusting piece of pale fat shit you are
>mfw
I mean, if I had the choice of two girls and one was the equivalent of me, I wouldn't go for them either
acceptance is the first step, robot
>tfw girl I was crushing on got a new bf recently
>mfw just today she told me that she had made out with someone at a party and her boyfriend knows
>mfw her boyfriend says he's okay with it
>mfw her boyfriend is actually a cuck
>no longer jealous of him, just feel sorry for him
>don't like her anymore
>the story ends with OP and her boyfriend getting it on
Like pottery
>>25140038
Been there. Wanted a girl bad just to find out all she does is go round and round boys. And then it was this weight off my shoulder, hearing chars talking about how she's a squirter.
Jk kill me.
>>25140038
Be thankful you're not a cuck
Women's mouths were meant to suck cocks, their faces were meant to be cumed on
This is the only purpose they objectively serve
2/10 not fleshed out enough
for babby's first wimmen hate thread it's pretty shit
Not just women, look at yourself
>This is the only purpose they objectively serve
if this was true then you'd be able to give enough proof, but you have given none
>Pic related
Come here black men, cuckolds, and we can roleplay and collect pics and have our fetish in white women, against white men, and for the black men and others who could want to have fetishes in white women or enjoy something against white men.
>>>/pol/58937295
KEKOLD GO HOME
KEKOLD GHO HOEM
KEKHOLD GP HOME
KEKHOLD GO CHOME
KEKHOLD CHO HOME
DUCKHOLD CO HOME
GUCKCHOL GO HOME
cuckhold go home
>>25139754
From the thumbnail I thought it was something else, way to disappoint...
Enjoy your Monday, normies :^).
wagekeks BTFO lol'd
It's christmas break
Whatever happened to Ashley Jones?
nobody cares
fuck off stupid retard idiot moron
>>25139657
Sorry, anon. I'll leave.
looks like this girl
