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>firefox update
>adds dumb features nobody asked for and breaks old ones
EVERY FUCKING TIME
Now the search bar was been messed with, this shit is fucking infuriating. I looked up the supposed fix to return the old style and it doesn't fucking work.
>>>/g
Also install gentoo
The narwal bacons at midnight
welcome fellow gentleman! xD
>tfw you accidentally call someone a normie in real life
>tfw you accidentally scream BETA UPRISING NOW in real life
>scream at my mom until she give me 20 bucks to watch Star Whores: the Kike Awakens
>fucking bitch won't let me live the way that I want to live, she should be more sensitive to how cruel it is to force me to be around normies
>put on my New Balances and put on my trenchcoat and head to the normie theater
>fool the ticket taker by buying 2 tickets and tell them that I will wait for my girlfriend
>only casuals get stopped by the no singles policy
>arrive in the theater and sit in the comfy wheelchair companion seats
>start eating chips and sodas that I smuggled into the theater
>bitch Stacey comes in on a wheelchair and her family makes me move
>refuse and tell her that her stupid whore daughter probably has 15 guys' semen on her face
>kek normies triggered
>get sad look on their face and move over to other wheelchair section
>movie starts
>I laugh as I watch the Jew propaganda telling me to racemix and yell out "LOL BBC" every time they show the stupid monkey nigger
>make barfing sounds when the stronk womyn feminist garbage starts, everyone knows that roasties can't use the force when all they think about is Chad's cock
>laugh at the lightsaber duels, I could make them look silly with my Katana
>go home and yell at my stupid bitch mom to make me tendies before she has to go to her job for a holiday double shift. Stupid retail wagecuck mother lol
This movie was shit and pure Jew brainwashing. How was your day, robots?
>>25132212
You should have yelled that han solo dies in advance to spoil the movie for all the normie faggots.
I'm dissapointed OP
>>25132820
This tbhfam
Do you even robot?
>tfw tomorrow is new day and a new me
yeah ok robocuck
>>25132142
I hope you have a great day tomorrow!
>>25132288
kekt n checkt
You summed up in a comfy Arthur pic
>>25132087fuck you bot auhvjklwcghaeftgefvaxae
Haven't had one in a while
Yugioh thread! Post about all things yugioh here, from the meta to the anime new and old.
Be nice.and have fun.
"synchro and xyz ruined yugioh"
have you ever srsly tried to kill yourself?
what happened?
>>25132019
about 9 years ago when my gf broke up with me and i was already feeling depressed as shit i just completely snapped and stormed into my dad's room, got a loaded gun, held it up to my head and was about to pull the trigger
i'd probably be dead if it weren't for my mom walking in, seeing me and swiftly grabbing it out of my hand
Tried drinking myself to death. Didn't work obviously but I had a wild night and ended up in the hospital for a week due to injuries sustained along with a criminal record
>>25132019
I need to play half life 3 before I can ever even consider an heroing. It's one of the few things in life I refuse to not see before dying.
Anyone else preparing for their evening on a bench? I'm probably gonna load my phone up with The Smiths, Midwest emo, and various soft OSTs
Bump
I'll also probably be robotripping because I have no connections. I should probably learn how to buy drugs off the internet
What's the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to you?
>When I was 22 I ate too many mushrooms and was walking around the neighborhood nude when my dad came home, smoking marijuana and laughing like a retard in front of our shocked neighbors
>Got masturbating by my very religious aunt, literally right as I was cumming
>>25131871
prolly when i pissed myself in front of ppl im 21
>>25131871
It didn't happen to me but
>guy asks girl out in front of a crowd
>she says no
>he takes to Twitter to attack her
>she posts the attack on other social media "apologizing" to her friends but is obviously just attention whoring
Found this on my Lititle brothers tablet..
He frequently talks about r9k and hates normans
Anglo-Saxon here, I hate Normans too
i laughed too hard at this.
>sex and how to get it is as simple as opening a door to the average normie
>you will never even get to experience it once in your lifetime
This is what cripples must feel when they see people walking and running everywhere.
It pretty much is. At some point you'll just have to accept the fact you're not normal.
Don't kid yourself - mating is serious to all species, it's definitely not effortless. Look at all the crazy shit people buy, the parties they go to, they follow the "right" music, get the cool cars, etc. All that effort is so you can select/be selected by the best partner.
>>25131918
But none of that is actually effort for them.
It comes naturally and they just do it.
Why is it okay to be an ugly tranny but not an ugly robot?
>>25131711
it's not okay to be either of those things
>try to get some friends for a change
>they're autists just like myself
That's my real problem, I usually like people very different from me.
Maybe it's because I hate myself.
>>25131754
I can't stand people who are like me, they remind me too much of how pathetic i am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xnv45i0YvGg
9:00 for fight
Does /pol/ also watch "Hebrew Israelites" every day? So comfy.
>>25131678
***/r9k/
stupid niggers should die
