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It's time once again to discuss penpals. I think it's been two weeks since the last thread. Let's see how everyone's penpal relationships are going.
>help others get penpals
>talk about yours
>show any Christmas gifts you'll be sending
>any plans to share the Christmas experience with your penpal? Skype or visiting or something?
As always, feel free to ask me questions. Christmas gifts will be cool as shit to see later.
Apparently mine has been talking to her family about me and they seem to like me from what they've heard. I think I'll go around town and take pictures of the Christmas decorations for her. There's a big park in my city with a ton of lights. I may go alone and take pictures for her. She said she likes to see the decorations in my house since Jap families only decorate when the kids are young. I'll try to skype with her on Christmas too.
>>25130607
kys pussy
Feels music thread? Really need one right now tbqfa
>>25130594
already posted on /b/, but I have feelsday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtDbFPHQI44
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKNcDGOd3Ko
How do you know you're not gay?
>>25130591
you from mpls familia?
>>25130591
>taking that out to fine dining
gayest thing i ever did was kiss my best friend on the forearm to make my gf jealous. it worked.
to the homebrewed wii, the region freed wad,
to the replacement joystick, to the hori mini pad,
to the rubber band, tape, and grease
my mind wanders..
My friend got a new controller and it's starting to got broken in. Shits scary
Hey /r9k/ any of you siblings still believe in that fat ass diabetic white beard fag?
>>25130464
My sister, 13
oh c'mon no one ever believed in santa
I'm a lonely child. But, I'm going to tell a story.
I stopped believing in Santa when I was just 5. Me, being an asshole to everyone, was telling everyone in my shitty Mega-Christian school in Strabane that Santa didn't exist. The teacher told me off for 'lying' to the kids.
>tfw I discovered that my single mom has a fucking 70 yr old millionaire beta orbiter
>be me, age 7
>parents tell me theyre splitting up
>at first i laughed because i though it was a joke
>4 stepdads later, still dont know who cheated on who first, mom and dad both say the other one started it.
>tfw you've been the wife's son to two different guys.
I pity them really.
>>25130383
His mom is looking for a cocks to suck after the divorce
How does it feel having a slum mom you cuck?
Guys what should i do, ex gf wins night at a classy hotel she wants to fuck the hell out Of me. Should i go?
>>25130252
Well why and when did you two break up?
whatever you do, don't even entertain the notion of getting back together with her
>tfw highschool sweetheart is getting married
kill me
>>25130095
mine already did, they had a kid that she's now stuck with lel
Asians are superior to whites, the only thing holding us back are our ties to your culture. In the next 100 years we will wipe out the white race and use blacks and latinos as slaves for our factories.
>>25130037
Sure you will, Donger, if you haven't been bred out of existence first.
Ok. I guess. Like idk desu senpai.
damn i thought asians and whites were natural allies
>be me
>be 9y old
>playing on ma computa
>playing sims
>shit=cash
>make a big family
>timetogetfreaky.jpg
>decide to make more sims
>decide sims should have sex
>pants get hard
> HAN DIES
> HAN DIES
>HAN DIES
HAN DIES
HAN GOES DEAD DEAD
BYE HAN
>spoiling a movie that came out 2 days ago
LOL nice try fucker. I already got got, your timing is spot on.
>tfw no cuddlebuddy
>>25129880
if you're female i could cuddle you
>>25129880contennnnttttt1234556789
>>25131393
>if you're female
You know where you are, right?
>tfw not a fgt
>tfw like ass play
>haven't done it in a while
>did it this morning
>hurt + blood
>gym
>come back and literally squirt blood and poop
>worried because no one will believe I'm not a fgt if I go to the hospital
>meme-tier pride is more important than not fucking dying or fucking up your body for good
>>25129840
>get called fgt at hospital
>get called fgt at funeral
choose wisely
Need 9.5 credits to graduate, fucked off this whole semester. And it's my senior year.
What situation are you In that can Fuck your life up.
Can't even go back to finish my last semester bc I was put on academic probation
>>25129767
> tfw next year will be my 6th year in college
> still only have about 60% of the required credits to graduate
> 26 next month
> there's a real chance I may get kicked out before getting my degree
Only yesterday I was a 20 years old guy, full of hopes and dreams... next thing I know I became this failure of human being. I hate myself so much. I just won't kill me because I still wanna turn this fucking table.
ITT: things, that NEETs will never experience
>going back to your family house for 3 week holidays, buying everyone awesome presents with money that you earned
life outside the screen
>being stuck in traffic for 2 hours a day communting
>having half of the money you earn for mr shekelberg being taken away from taxes and other deductions
>not having enough time in the world to do things you enjoy in life like playing music, reading, vidya and fucking the wives of wagies while they are trapped in their prison cell cubicle
>>25129864
I am driving 15-20 minutes on the bike to my lab where I spend 3-4 hours doing the work stuff, and rest of the time I read books/play vidya.
And how is the going your life, anon?
Make sure to read these philosophy books and learn foreign language everyday
Tick Toc wagecucks
Only a few more hours left in the weekend, and then it's back to the daily grind making a shitload of money for somebody else; someone you'll probably never meet in your entire life
Me? I'll wake up comfortably at 9am sharp, eat a delicious breakfast of eggs and toast, then get to work on my drawing and digital painting.
These hobbies, you know. They take up so much of your time if you want to be any good at it. But probably not as much time as the shitty cuckolding activities you do everyday for Mr. Goldbergstein.
Anyway, better soak up these last few hours when you can! But don't worry! The next weekend is only 5 days away!
>>25129661
Thisticking and tocking makes them mad.
Joke's on you, I've just done seven days non stop, one say off, and now back to five days non stop. All for just above minimum wage.
>>25129661
plz edit your copy pasta so it at least matches the date. Christmas is coming soon. People get vacation earlier.
