>girl tells another girl she's beautiful
>she isn't
>take a dweeb under my wing
>enable his nerdy hobbies and stunt his personal growth
>>25133424
>making cute girls think theyre ugly
DEVILISH
>tfw you can't hear your younger brother walk up behind you and you scream because he could have been an alien
hang yourself in his closet
that outta teach him a lesson
>>25133464
but it smells bad in his room and the closet is full
>>25133492
>tfw only chads gets to hang themselves in nice smelling rooms with easily accessable closets
>tfw my wife's boyfriend is cheating on her
cuck-a-doodle-doo!!!Seriously though take a good look at yourself in the mirror because this is a really terrible thread
>>25133426
you're going to look at my shitposts and like it
>he nurses a dream of creating an original hit movie/tv show/book/comic and keeps it alive by scribbling his "profound" thoughts in a notebook.
>>25133243
>> in a notebook.
What are you talking about?
I keep my notes in a Memory Palace. I open the book in my mind's eye, and turn the pages. Method of Loci.
I went through 2 weeks of complete mental torture that almost caused me to kill myself, and this mental torture was caused by 2 fuzzy white dice balls you usually hang up over your cars mirror.
I'll tell the story if anyone wants to hear it?
>>25133186
>>25133186
Sure anon. Let's hear it.
Have you seen "The Lobster" (2015)?
It is similar to those "No singles policy" greentexts that were popular
Haven't seen the greentexts. Can you describe the story a bit?
>post in a thread
>it instantly dies
every time
It's a skill
Can I suggest something about your psyche and you seriously consider it?
>>25134868
I'm all ears m8
r9k, did your parents argue when you were children?
What did they argue about?
Yes. They argued about money, and my dads alcoholism. Now I'm 30, poor as fuck, and can't stay away from the bottle.
Thanks F A M!
pretty much over anything...
it fucked more with me than i realised back then.
Dunno, my dad left before I can remember. But I imagine they argued about money, and dad working or being with his mates all the time not leaving any time for his family. It always seems to come down to money. Of course I'm pretty resentful that my dad was never around, but in a way I'm glad that he did the kinder thing of not taking her bullshit anymore, rather than fighting in front of her at an age where I could remember it.
The moral of the story is that you shouldn't have kids if you don't have lots of money and if you're emotionally/mentally...
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>mfw I thought I could actually meet normal chicks on okcupid
>the only decent looking ones are all mentally ill
I lost all hope. Okcupid is worse than I thought.
If women weren't mentally ill they wouldn't be women.
>>25133101
I wish I had the same abundance women have on these sites. Fucking whores, I'll be laughing when they hit 35.
what makes a frog like yourself think you are entitled to "decent" looking "chicks"
Hey, is there anyone in London who wants to go for a beer tomorrow? I don't like /soc/ folks, i want a robot friend
i'm sorry what city?
>>25133092
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i thought it was clear
has a girl ever made you cum/pre-cum without even touching you or intending to arouse you?
i think this happened to me last week.
How can you not know for sure?
Hey robots, could you greentext stories about manipulating people or destroying their lives ?
>be 13, bored as fuck
>decide to make a fake love letter for an ugly guy from a qt girl
>he gets super excited
>mfw.jpg
>he goes up to the girl
>the girl glares at him
>he literally pees his pants out of nervousness and everyone in the hallway laughs
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>>25133248
And then he put his name 1st on the list and suicided
>be 4
>get molested
I nearly got out, I nearly got away from this fucking place. I had myself a beautiful girl who loved me but it all went sour, she's going to break up with me and there's nothing I can do but come back here. You never escape, there's only brief moments where life tricks you into thinking there's really hope and then crashes back down around your feet.
Anon just close this website and get the fuck out of here. This place only sucks you back up if you let it.
Why did you forget you're here forever, in the first place?
Who /can't form sentences/ here?
I just can't form more than few sentences without interruption.
This took me about 5 minutes
you probably have distopia or other form of reading or writing decomprehension problems.
Beginning of schizophrenia. I have it too. You have a long road ahead anon.
especially when im about to post something i feel like there is an error and its not perfect but been trying to push past that and just go with it lately hang in there opie
confession: i am a femNEET but NEETboys disgust me
i will never ever be attracted to any NEETs that would post here
Show us your tamponjug.
>>25132531
Show us your bloody roast beef
There are no things such as 'femNEETs'
you are just a traditional woman, not working or doing shit, but wanting a man who does.