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>tfw no wan wan bf
why even live?
AWOOO, my man.
>he still craves the validation of white "women"
>he thinks only obnoxious roastie whores count as "Real Women"
>>25128257
>posts asian whore
do you guys think just because some roasties are of a different race it doesnt make them roasties?
>error, no soul found
>"Real Women"
what even is a real woman?
>went out in Ireland with some mates
>meet qt Polish girl
>turns out she's from Lublin and lived in Krakow for a while before moving to Ireland
>i've been to Lublin and also to Krakow
>talk to her most of the night
>we're getting pretty friendly, no making out or anything but hugging and laughing a lot, taking pictures together
>it's a 12 pub bar cawl
> at about the 10th pub they stop letting a bunch of drunken santas and people wearing christmas jumpers in
>we're walking behind the group, her arm linked with mine
>I comment how cold her hands are and we hold hands and she smiles and laughs as I warm her hands up for her
>she complains her feet are hurting in her heels
>comment that no one seems to be getting in to pubs any more, ask if she wants to get a taxi back
>"No, my Husband will probably pick me up"
>she doesn't even wear a wedding ring
>this morning everyone else in the group confirmed that she is in fact married
>>25128239
damn sucka that's some new level friendzone shit
dubs determine what I buy my daddy for xmas
Ordering on amazon in the next 15 min.
Rolling for you to get your dad a dragon dildo
women's underwear
IF YOU SEE THIS POST YOU'D BETTER WRITE
#SNAKECATLIVESMATTER
OR YOU WILL BE STRANGLED BY A GRABBLER WHEN YOU SLEEPY
#SNAKECATLIVESMATTER
I love snek, best meme, especially snekat
Why arent you a cuck yet?
>>25127943
I've accepted my fate, i'm not meant for even sloppy seconds.
Because i would need a wife or gf first
>Greentext thread?
This thread >>25124825 has given me a craving for greentexts, anyone got any they'd like to share?
>be me
>have family over
>little cousin tells me that l'm the "muscular tall guy" of the family
>mfw she's right
>mfw finally getting loli pussy
>Friday night
>Me, girl im into and a mutual friend at my place watching Tv
>Starting to get late, so mutual friend leaves. Just me and the girl now
>We're just watching a random show and talking about whatever
>Out of nowhere she rests her head on my shoulder
>Caught me off guard, i dont know what to do so i just put my arms around her and act like this is the most normal thing in the world
>Trying not to freak out on the outside because on the inside im about to explode
>"ok anon you got this. you already came this far man, just go for it and kiss her."
>Change my position so its more comfortable and she looks at me
>We starte into each others eyes for a second and i go for it
>We kiss
>'OH MY FUCKING GOD ITS HAPPENING, I ACTUALLY DID IT. IS THIS REAL LIFE?"
>It wasnt
>Wake up in my room hugging my pillow
>Its 4am and i cant go back to sleep
>Get up and play some video games.
>>25127881
>13 years old
>discover the concept of edging
>edge for like 2 hours with the stamina that only a horny 13 year old can muster
>it's starting to hurt
>waddle over from my room to the bathroom, pants around my ankles
>assume the position in front of the toilet
>lid up, pants down, door closed, dick out, ready to blow
>stroke
>stroke
>CUM
>child me is not ready for the force of this orgasm
>knees buckle
>fall forward
>slam my fucking forehead against the tank of the toilet
>cum EVERYWHERE
>dad yells upstairs "THE FUCK WAS THAT?'
>shitshitshitshit
>quickly grab tp and wipe the area down
>he busts open the door
>I'm still sitting on the floor, pants around ankles, dick out
>"I fell"
>he silently walks out
>mfw I look in the mirror and there was a little bit of cum on my face
>get called a dumb frogposter
>hide the thread, contemplate suicide and browse another board for a few hours
>>25127720
>THIS is the frog of vp, not that, you dumb frog poster
massive ancient horned aminal fart
way better feel than pepe
epic fart battles of history
Come on join the party dressed to kill.
>>25127678
I know these sorts of posts don't invite that many replies but thanks for posting. I found this exciting !
>just ended a 2 week dry spell
Hardest 2 weeks of my life
>>25127641
Finally had a wank did you?
Kylo Ren dies! Killed by his son, han solo
Hilarious and original meme, my friend!
>>25127552
At the end of Fallout 4 you enter a thermoheating chamber (Opposite of a crygenic sleep chamber. Cryosleep is for travelling forwards in time. Thermoheat is travelling backwards.) and go back to pre-war USA. Codsworth is the true villain who is an informant for China and allows the nukes to pass through. You kill him and create a paradox which unravels the fabric of reality and destroys time.
Asian women are so disgusting unless you make them look white
When did the filter finally end?
baka desu senpai cuck
>>25127356
this desu senpai cuck
check em
Who here /crippled by debilitating regret/?
Who here /crippled by idealism/?
Who here /blame the world anf for all the babby boomers in it/?
I blame everyone for not letting me have a gf.
I often ironically blame everyone else for my problems, but I realize that the irony is just a mask and I actually hold a deep-set hatred for all that is not me.
I realise I'm shit.
I realise I've fucked up on many many occasions.
I didn't ask to be born so that I can experience this pain.
I don't have the strength to kill myself and I don't have the strength to continue living this life filled with failure and regret.
What the fuck is there for me? Nothing. I've got no place in this world. I sleep hoping I'll die in my sleep and yet I wake up every morning. This is unbearable. This is torture. Fuck everything.
Post your first anime crush and rate other anime crushes. Here was mine.
Original post, doughnut steel.
the qtest dragonball
Back when I was around his age
