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>>25121527
Should have checked the catalog :^) >>25121385
Your 2 days of freedom is over halfway over, wagecuck. Better get all that housework finished.
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>>25121523
kekking so hard at the wagies right now
If you're happy and you know it clap your hands
>>25121409
What if I'm smug and know it?
Why do I wanna kill you so bad?
>>25121461
no bullying allowed itt
>Anon, you're very sweet, but you're just too clingy for me.
>>25121394
Stop being clingy then? Clinginess, to anyone who isn't extremely lonely, is not an attractive trait. It's annoying, beta, and sometimes even repulsive.
>>25121437
>Stop being clingy then?
Oh, is that all I needed to do?
Ok, hang on let me fix that.
...
Alright, it's fixed. Thanks!
If you've ever had people cling on to you, you would understand how fucking annoying it is. It creates a feeling of anxiousness because you have to respond with something, especially when it's usually banal shit no-one cares about.
The only reason modern western women are so garbage is because 100 years ago naive non-Chads decided it was a good idea to give them rights and treat them as equals, you can't blame women for being callous hypergamous sluts, just as you can't blame a dog for shitting in your front room, women need to be trained, just as dogs do.
Thirsty betas ruined everything, hurting themselves the most.
>>25121346
>Thirsty betas ruined everything, hurting themselves the most.
And they're still at it, continuing to ruin the dating market.
>be me 17 highschool
>take guitar because other robot friends took it
>new girl to school takes guitar
>mfw she chose to sit next to me
>we talk everyday and started hanging after school
>mfw
>starts acting more flirty than usual
"Hey anon how about you come over some time, I want to practice a song with you."
>'Let me ask my mom'
>mfw I realize I must be the most autistic person I know.
I'm glad I never have to live through highschool again tbqh f a m i l y.
Well did you go round?
Oh god.
>16 years old in high school
>cyberstalked my oneitis and found out she liked musicians
>knew a little bit of guitar so I practiced hard for about a week in anticipation of bringing my guitar to the PE class I had with her and catching her attention
>day finally comes and I'm excited thinking I'm going to be able to get her interested with me after I play a few songs
>sit down near her and her friends and see that she notices my guitar out of the corner of my eye, feel absolutely ecstatic
>before I can even start playing anything this obnoxious Chad faggot in our class wanders over and starts bugging me about my guitar
>try to make it clear I'm not interested in talking but he doesn't take the hint
>proceeds to just grab my guitar and start playing some shit he wanted to show me
>he sits there playing stuff while I just want him to fuck off for the entire time leading up to the beginning of class, I never even get to play anything
>after class see my oneitis talking with him on the way to their next class
WHY DID I LET THAT HAPPEN
WHY DID I LET HIM KEK ME
WHY DID I JUST LET HIM GRAB MY GUITAR
FUCK
>>25121391
>oneitus was into the same music
>always talked about music and movies
>kucks me so hard but too naive to care
>tfw she becomes lesbian
>tfw finally got the courage to ask her out but she no longer finds dick attractive
Feelsbadman.jpeg
So I have literally fucking nothing and I can't feel happiness. I can't even care about Christmas I don't even want shit. I have no friends and never go out and do shit and no one here likes me. I live in the middle of nowhere with there is literally L I T E R A L L Y no jobs. I've been looking for 2 years and nothing and now I have a giant gap in my employment. I'm so depressed I don't want to get out of bed evert day I just try falling back asslep until I can't then I just sigh wake up and try to find a way to mooch drugs off what few friends I do have. My parents are poor like really really poor. My house is the most depressing environment I can imagine. There's nothing but fields in every direction I drive in for hours and its killing me. I'm 23 and I can't wait for q job anymore. My friend said he could help me get one and he sounded all cool all about it and was helping me then the next day he barely responded then he's saying you can apply but they probably will say they're not hiring whatever the fuck that means. For some reason people here will act like like they like me then don't the next day. All I want is to live in a big city and its so expensive I'd have to be homeless there anyway so I might as well just do it.
I don't care about video games or girls or anything anymore I'm just completely numb its like all I want is drugs and to die. Literally all I want is to live in a big city. I hate how things work out here with these little redneck groups isolated from the world with no clue how to behave or act and I'm sick of small groups and knowing people everywhere I go.
>>25121276
stick in the keys and drive.
it might just be some kind of cliche but i say it's worth a shot. you can realize how fucking awful the city is and move back home and be /comfy/
NOTHING TO LOSE. LIFE IS WHAT YOU MAKE IT.
I WANT TO QUIT MY JOB
Why not move into some not so big city where you can actually live with smaller wage?
Big cities are the only place worth living
>>25121305
I don't have a car
>it is actually entirely possible that you'll never have a gf
Normies actually not sure if they are going to never get a gf.
While real losers know.
Self awareness is a best thing.
I find the idea that its entirely possible I could have one to be far more absurd
>I never wanted to be the hero
>try to fap to emma watson
>she's literally too attractive for me to imagine doing anything with her
>end up feeling too bad about myself to get off
help
Srsly? She isn't even that attractive,
oh wait maybe she is according to britbong standards
I mean usually british people have bad teeth and look like they at least have 30% down syndrom
Babies first celebrity crush. Meme hotness
She's a feminist anyway she's trash tier
>>25121219
Every time I fap to her I imagine her dominating me and ruining my masculinity
Want to get started on my manifesto as to why child birth is immoral
>Tired and slightly brain fogged from edgy all day yesterday and choking on a chocolate bar
More content for my manifesto I guess.
r/antinatalism is a good source for ideas OP.
>inb4 reddit
>>25121179
Wow, I didn't even know this was a thing, let alone was popular enough to have its own (albeit small) subreddit. Thanks.
>>25121206
No problem man.
I'd be interested in reading your manifesto when you're done, keep us posted.
So I think I might be a chad to some degree so I understand if you hate me, but only you guys will listen.
>be college sophomore
>move into co-ed house/dorm hybrid
>decide to date chubby blonde 6/10 next door down
>lose virginity to her
>we have fun for a the year
>stay together over summer
>come back have 21st b day
>of ask about our future a few weeks later, seems to want to break up
>go along with it, dont fight it break up, think she made up her mind
>get application denied to college of business at my school
>realise I must transfer schools
>going to be 500 miles away
>meet QT 3.14 in new room in house
>literal 8.5/10
>both single, start talking a lot
>makes now ex-gf jelly
>whatever bitch you ended it
>fast forward 2 months
>ex gf tells me she has cancer
>is why she broke up with me
>didn't want to affect my decision to leave
>feel kinda bad
>last night in dorm fuck QT next door
>wish I could stay with her, wish I didn't have to leave current school
>feel really bad about leaving a girl with cancer and then fucking someone else I cannot realisrically be in a relationship with
That's my life RN. Thanks, as if you care.
>>25121063
You're a Chad.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET OUT
No one dies of cancer these days OP
Shes using it to anchor you down
1 more hour of sleep until you have to wake up, wagecucks. Too bad you're still up browsing r9k
It's Saturday. Plus I only work Monday and Tuesday them get 8 days paid vacation. Most of my work for the coming two days is more or less done, too....
> be 2016
> be time to peace
> be time for every virgin to get a kiss
>>25120971
>wagekek/NEET ceasefire
wagekek here.
You neets are hilarious and trigger newfags.
do you understand what you are doing?
>Official Meme of 2016
Where do you stand lads?
police probably called false alarm on this guy already
ABOVE THE LAW
Basically how NEETlords live in regards to societal expectations
>tfw no unremarkable next door gf
and now it's like women want you to think that ugly 1/10 ugly girls are average
I just want a normal decent gf
