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r9k is quite literally pictures of photoshopped social media post of women being slutty with someone replying a picture to a "poll" or "statistics" that somehow prove women are sluts that comes from "sluthate.com" or some shit
r9k is literally not: anything else
>tfw get a girlfriend
>tfw she cheats on me
>tfw never able to get another even 6 years after
>>25118944
leave then faggot
Feels thread: Sad Edition
Pic unrelated
>When new fags tell you they live here and to leave
To sad for me
Not many young fellas now could yoke a horse to a cart or to a plow
To be fair, even if they couldn't, it would only take a little bit of instruction.
Why are some people so quiet and unwilling to speak to others? Why not just say something back that's more than "Yeah"."Okay","I'm good"?
>>25118789
I'm not unwilling to speak to others
If someone wants to talk I'll talk, as in legit conversation.
I just don't start conversations, not because I'm shy, just not sure why.
Some people were raped by their parents.
>>25118789
because they're too shy to use the Elliot Rodger "please respond" reaction image
>tfw lost my virginity to a MILF last night
>>25118784
congrats
How was it
>>25118784
it is nice that you where here for her. good beta. abide by the pussy.
>>25118864
Better than fapping honestly.
I was worried I wouldn't be able to get it up (because that happened when I tried to lose it back in college and made me not want to try again). But I stayed hard since she had a hot body.
She gave me a blowjob, we did doggystyle, and she rode me and I came inside her.
YOU KNOW WHAT IT
SMASH DAT MUTHERFUKK LIKE BUTTIN
###########
>>25118736
this is an original comment, robot.
>>25118797
Mouse over that like button and CLICK DAT SHIT BITCH
>>25118736
fukken bump
Just a reminder that pizza is better than sex.
Prove me wrong.
I can't because I'm a virgin
You should lose your virginity before making such a statement OP
>tfw you can't even watch porn without thinking about her fucking some other guy and then your heart breaks again
>tfw when you try to find solo videos of girls that look like her but none of them can ever compete with her perfection
>tfw her perfection is what's luring in countless chads and she picks the best one from them all
Atta goy
Atta Mohamed!
M-m-muh shekels
>>25118493
I'm actually aryan just so you know breh.
It happened over the last year, but I think my emotions have been dulled somehow.
I've been living in a fairly secluded fashion for the last while, and I noticed this when I got the chance to speak with old friends. It was strange, because the familiarity was still there, and the sense of companionship, but I didn't get any emotional feeling out of it.
I've dwelt on this for some time, and to add I can't even get sad over it, which sounds nice at first, but I can't find any catharsis.
It isn't bad necessarily, but it makes me feel a bit hollow, not in a depressed way mind you, but things just seem fulfilling.
Any anons have experience with this?
My experience is that I have wanked myself into numbness. I was stressed and lonely, so I resorted to the most convenient stress relief, failing to realize that it only exacerbated the problem. And I fell into a vicious circle.
Crawling back takes a lot of willpower, but any guy can do it. And if anyone deserves to work on a better life, if anyone is deserving of more, then it is users of this imageboard. You deserve much more. So work for it..
>>25118452
Less porn
>>25119228
yes
do this
work for it
work on it
So /r9k/ said it was impossible. But I have been very successful with asking women to model their feet for me.
Friends, girls I've been intimate with, girls I've met outside, girls I met on tinder or online. Girls are willing to get pictures of their feet taken or take pictures of them and send it to you. They're also all surprisingly cool with having their feet kissed. The only girls I've met that had a problem with it literally had foot phobias that hated their feet or were ashamed of their feet.
Anyway, I wish I had started this earlier. I wish I started asking women on the street to let me record or take pictures of their feet from a young age. Especially when I was a little kid, because I know if I had started then I'd have literally 1000's of videos and pictures by now. It's because I realize even if I did candid shots like realbaresoles. I'd have tons of cash right now selling it on clips4sale like he and the others do.
I just can't believe that there was actually a market for this. I bet the market is over saturated now. But I feel so many regrets now. I regret never saving up my lunch money when I was a kid and investing it in stocks, I regret not learning how to program and use photoshop.
What are your regrets?
worse than tranny lovers. what the fuck.
so glad im not this degenerate
>feet
I'm more interested in the diaper she's wearing TbH FaM.
all right anon lets hear all the fucked up shit you didi used to cook/ sell methi came inside a girl at a party and left town simply because i didn't want a kid
>>25118414
Did you at least sell good meth?
>>25118414
who /ultraviolence/ here
>cunt mom opens my door that I forgot to lock
>catches me wanking
>look her in the eyes
>finish
>tfw we haven't spoken in months since
no regrets
>>25118442
it was good glass grade meth, got the recipe off the deep web belive it or not
/b/ won't give me a straight answer, so I'm here. What's the deal with all the "It's getting cold, isn't it?" stuff? I don't get it.
it's about han solo gets killed by his son kylo ren
>>25118377
Huh, already knew that.
he's just making an observation
the japanese, they are very pleasant
Why do shoecucks hate their toes?
>>25118318
because shoes that that fit are autism shoes.
Bruh do you even comfy?
Obviously dangerous jobs need their safety equipment, but for every-day life humanity should've just stuck with wearing sandals, all this shit would've been avoided.
> victim of the third one for most of my childhood growing phase
> toenails are mixed between "nearly ingrown" and "skin getting bulldozed out of the way"
> pinky toes are practically twisted partially beneath their respective neighboring toes with a nail so small i'm surprised it doesn't get completely removed when i clip it
> i wish it would because then i'd stop worrying about it being too long
> no spaces between other toes on the last digit means movement from walking grinds the skin there smooth and red
> calluses because the dead skin doesn't get worn off from walking, because soft cloth and rubber doesn't remove dead skin like hard concrete would
but worst of all
> "Hey let's get our kids some swimming time in elementary school... AT THE PUBLIC POOL!"
Fucking retards infected me with plantars wart HPV for life.
> spending the time to type all this shit out
>>25118344
> autism
where do you think you are?
Man, life is fucking boring
sometime i wake up in the morning and for a split second i forget how depressed i am and then it all comes back to me
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