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Anyone else here have fantasies of creating a harem of sex slaves with mind control powers?
>>25111906
sure, it's not as if i'm going to fantasize about being surrounded by a bunch of women with opinions who want me to care about their feelings (well, unless the fantasy involves me raping the shit out of them)
>when you're practicing for girls and he doesn't let you finish
>shit
>post
>shitpost
>>25111565
Practicing WHAT for girls?
>>25112273
sex stuff.
>Mom started bothering me about having children and getting a gf again
>Finally got tired and said to her that I'm a friendless kissless virgin so there's no chance of me having children
>She starts crying
Why are all women such emotionals attention whoring cry babies?
My family is the same way. Just told them I'm gay so they'd stop bothering me.
>tfw want virgin Muslim wife
>tfw they only want rich Arabs that can buy them BMWs and gold plated iPhone cases
Mommy doesn't love me :^(
bad feel
>told mom that i won't be having children hopefully brother will
>you'll have children
>i'll be living with you in florida when you two are retired
>mom laughs no
>a-a-artificial wombs will save us from feminism!
artificial sperm is already a thing
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3073787/World-SPERM-grown-lab-time-Scientists-claim-breakthrough-hope-infertile-men.html
say hello to a future where men are officially slaves
>>25111285
You're obviously retarded and didn't read the article nor do you have a grasp of the basics of biology. This is why women should stfu and get off r9k with their vapid ugly asses already.
>>25111285
Artificial wombs won't safe us, it's the sexbots that will.
Right now we have a power imbalance because men want women more than women want men, which means men treat women far better than women treat men. That's half the reason we have gender roles; women use their female privilege to demand more from men.
Sex bots will get rid of a lot of that. Feminists know that the only way they can keep sexism alive is if men are focused on impressing women. Once that goes away, men have no reason to treat women differently, which means feminism dies
>>25111285
Also that picture is sexy as fuck
>tfw I'll probably be dead before we develop the technology to shrink myself down to 10 inches so a qt can step on my face with her giant foot
>tfw no older gf to stroke my hair as she warmly and softly whisper reassuring things in my ear as I fall asleep in her arms during a stormy night
when will this suffering end, /r9k/?
I don't know, when you get one?
why don't you just get a milf gf, /r9k/?
>high libido
>mature, experienced, and has their lives in order
>free haircuts
>will probably provide you with free food and housing
>will give you unrivaled levels of love and attention
>lets you live your oedipal complex
Those short, stubby fingers holy shit.
Still would love tenderly though.
>tfw you will never trust a woman enough to have a serious relationship, get married, have kids, adopt a dog, go on vacations, and raise normies
>tfw a woman will never love you in any way and you'll be alone your entire life with no motivation or reason
I actually love you all...
Thread Theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcHjAUhtSrk
*big hug*
i like that song :^*
>>25111169
One of the most beloved of all Pepe pics. He looks so happy, however brief his happyness might be. He gives hope to us all...
We love you, Pepe!
Should I just join a frat? I see no way out and can't deal with the loneliness anymore. I just want to live the chad life once before it ends
I'm 18 btw, not underage.
go for it. i don't think you'll find happiness outside of yourself tho.
I joined a frat. Just found one that wasn't very fratty and was essentially a bunch of nice normie-ish stoners
If you're gonna do a frat make sure you like the brothers and your potential pledge brothers, that's what matters most.
>tfw tomorrow is a new day and a new me
Congrats OP, how will you better yourself tomorrow? I think I'll get a chin-up bar and start a routine!
Quit kidding yourself OP, you're not changing shit.
You're coming right back here and being a beta fuck as usual. Kill yourself if you ever have those nasty thoughts ever again.
>>25111101
Thisadvice is good as you won't improve.
Is it possible to be attractive and lonely?
>>25110958
if your mental cripledness overcomes your physical attractiveness then yes.
most of r9k is pretty attractive IMO
>have tickets to the force awakens, bretty excited
>go into theater a few minutes early.
>see two massively overweight fat fucks who can't even seem to close their mouth all the way
>they sit down, seat almost breaks with their weight
>they immediately take out their phone
>well I guess it hasn't even gotten to the trailers, they'll put it away after dumb ads
>trailers for new movies come on, they're still using their phones
>they're just dicking around on facebook
>movie comes on
>they're STILL fucking using their phones
>reading their shit facebook feed instead of reading the generic story crawl
>10 minutes into the movie they finally put their phones away
>any time anything gets even slightly slow, they take their phones out again
why must people like this exist?
I was asking myself the same thing about boring ass threads about nothing like this one.
>tfw took 450mg codeine and barely feeling it
fucking tolerance
Take 100 mg of DPH alongside it. Never tried this combo, but I've read on 420chan that it potentiates opiates.
>>25110983
Promethazine too. It's an anti histamines like DPH.
>I will had sex with you anon, but you're atheist.
Shit, i think that the atheist meme wasn't real but fuck... i didn't get laid because i am atheist
>>25110904
*tips fedora in a way that gets past the robot*
tell her she's going to burn in hell with the rest of the sluts and whores.
srlsy, doesn't matter what religion it is, they all hate loose women worse than anything.
who /hadachildhoodtreehouse/ here?
describe that sonnabitch and draw it if you can
>big silver tree in the middle of backyard
>wasn't really a "house" more of a wooden platform and beams with a rail and support made of metal
>had to use ladder to get up
>rusting old toys and foliage rotting underneath
>lots of branches that made getting around a bitch
>could be used as seats though
>tfw taking drinks and snacks up there and chilling in the summer away from the adults
>tfw seeing the whole neighborhood from a bird's perspective
shit was awesome senpai
Would hang out in a friend's treehouse and write messages on the walls.
Then we stopped talking
The treehouse is still there.
Wonder if my stuff's still there ;_;
Have any of you tried really bad pickup lines? Any success?
>girl at work wanted my name
>my name is Anon but you can call me anytime
It worked but when I tried texting her she gave me one word texts so I stopped trying
Nobody has?
