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>i talk to people online without suffering from anxiety
>>25106050
Same, u jelly anxietyfags?
the neet weabo lizard smug guy. Everyone will love him!
The tendie man. Everybody will love him.
I refuse to change my entire personality to gain your approval, enough of being a doormat. You don't have to like me, nor respect. But I do expect some decency, I must have struck a nerve somewhere. Enough. Comprimise is one thing, unconditional surrender is not even on the table. Humility trumps shame.
>tfw my first anime was death note
wow, stop making fun of it plz
Does whiteknighting work if your good looking but lack social skills?
>>25105895
if your a cuck
Probably no. Don't do that.
>>25105895
>lack social skills
you pretty much have to have every other stat close to max to over come shit social skills, while having high level social skills and lowish others will get you pretty far, great social skills and one other high stat and you will be golden.
example: you can be ugly but with money and high charm women will say you look "distinguished" and most of them will actually believe it themselves.
>Y-You can't insult your way to the presidency!
>>25105320
Jeb Bush? This guys a loser! amiright? I mean come on!
>>25105320
nice filename ledditor.
>>25105320
>Implying Putin keeps the immigrants away
Try again, faggot
> be me ugly faglord neet
> at the movies with my dad
> see this beautiful girl wearing a star wars t
> fall in love just like that
> she's hotter than any of the porn stars I fap to
> her seats right in front of mine
> as she's taking her coat off she looks at me
> smile at her like a retard and make r2d2 whistle sound at her
> her chad boyfriend comes in carrying popcorn and waters
> "Do you know him?"
> she just laughs at makes a grossed out look
> before movie keep dropping an empty packet of gum in front of me
> "Jesus Anon, you sure are clumsy today" says dad
> not though
> just a master puppeteer
> every time I pick it up I smell her hair
> it is euphoric
> like the beaches of japan
> all of a sudden a down syndrome kid (maybe 7?) plops in the seat next to me
> doesn't say anything (think he's the mute kind) but he's wearing a chewbacca hoodie
> movie starts
> it's so good, I love TFA it's my 5th time seeing it (3rd with Dad)
> whole time I'm just watching the hot girls reactions seeing how she enjoys it
> like one would if they were performing cunnalingus
> she really likes it ;)
> all of a sudden during one of the best parts
> her stupid boyfriend grabs her head and just starts making out with her
> fucking sickened me
> so kicked diagonally across and let the back of his seat know how much I detested
> asshole even was leaning back full-max for most of the movie when he wasnt macking
> he didn't do anything just kept kissing her
> the best part passed
> I kicked the seat again
> this time harder
> and again
> every minute or so I let him know that his kind wasnt welcome here
> after all I had been there 5 times, I should know
> eventually he gets so fucking mad that he turns around
> "CAN YOU FUCKING STOP IT YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT?"
> he screams at the little down syndrome kid
> people the audience gasp
> people start hissing (mostly just me)
> the tard's mom goes, "Excuse me?" starts a big fuss
> she leaves to go get a manager
cont.
> whisper to the asshole below and to the right of me
> "looks like the better man won"
> he turns around and gives me a look
> manager comes in
> whole movie gets paused/lights come on
> security is there too
> "excuse me sir, we're going to have to ask you to leave."
> guy starts yelling saying he paid money and he has a right not to be kicked
> people start booing him
> dad is just shaking his head saying "At least you aren't like him."
> fantasize about saying, "you can do better" to the girl as she's leaving
> but don't
> highfive the little tard kid (have to grab his hand and slap my hand)
> he just looks at me stunned
> the world is my puppets
Just post this another two or three times, and baby you got a pasta goin'
Let posting in le ebin thread
ive never asked for help here but my anxiety is nearly killing me right now
>go out yesterday to drink some beers at midnight with a friend
>we talk about stupid shit
>queue the drunk me
>i start talking to him about the girl i like
>since he is a normie ask him for advice
>meanwhile getting drunker
>he tells me that if i am too pussy to make a move while sober, do something while drunk while you have the confidence.
>fucking jackass friend gets the brilliant idea of me texting her on facebook with something like"hey xxxx"
>meanwhile have never talked with her before
>she only initiated small talk a couple of times but thats irrelevant
>drunk self finds that genious and proceeds to do that
>also send a mutual friend of hers and mine if she can give me her number to call her
>go home, pass out
>wake up now ready to kill myself
i really need your help on this one i dont think i can handle it right now
the situation is as follows:
i still havent went on facebook to check the repliesWHAT FUCKING DO????
sincerely,
probably future suicide victim
>>25262031
what do you plan on doing from here?
Tell her you were wasted and never bother talking to her ever again, that's the only way to not make this any worse.
Go for it, what's the worst that could happen?
>looks don't matter to women
>girls never approach
Post other myths/blatant lies that normie fucktards constantly spread about women and dating.
>>25261925
>height doesn't matter
>dick size doesn't matter
>>25261925
>girls like nice guys
Your mother tried to sabotage you
>if you try hard enough you'll get someone
Well yes, if you try hard enough you can be a millionaire too. Fucking normies. All lies to keep you from killing yourself or them.
tried this before. does anyone want in?
just type "robot" in the interests
you should also bump this thread if youre joining in
once i met a chick like this... that was weird honestly
>you should also bump this thread if youre joining in
THIS
>>25261653
The tag that you'll actually find us on is r9k, way to fuck it up op.
>gf sends me snapchat of her face and upper torso while naked and tells me she's exited to see me tomorrow
>>25261593
how do u feel about that norman?
>>25261604
feels pretty exiting she's my first gf
can u imagine being alive when this was popular and played on the radio instead of stuff like The Weekend?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b54eyij7IfI
I hate Jesus because he didn't send me a gf ;_; I prayed but He didn't listen.
>"I'm totally the son of god guys"
>people believe him
Cucked the entire world pham
t. Muslim
Santa is more powerful than Jesus.
Not even Jesus has enough power to send you gf
It's useless and impossible
>tfw no gf like this one
why even fuckin live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XFudmaObLI
DANCING IS WHAT CLEANS MY SOUL
DANCING IS WHAT KEEPS ME WHOLE
what are girls like this one called
>>25261547
Art school hipsters
>tfw art school was the worst decision I never made
I wouldn't be a 23 year old virgin if I did go to art school
>>25261547
bitches
DA bitches
There is a secret world of endless desire, sex and validation that you have not been invited into. The daily experience of Chads and Staceys is so far beyond what a beta can imagine.
And yet at the end of the day we all end up in the same place.
>>25261339
He looks waaaaaaay better than her, and I'm not even gay
She is sickningly thin and has a really nasty man face, but it's a man who is unattractive
>Implying I want any part of that degeneracy
Pls no pics, wondering what goes on in the mind of someone with a poop fetish.
Does poop taste good to them, how do you get off of poop, by looking at it?
Do you have to eat it to get off.
Do you have to rub it all over you.
Does it smell good to you or something?
How far does your fetish go?
What are you thinking when you think of poop.
Are you able to rationalize your fetish, put it into words that makes it sound attractive?
I'm also curious about this
Also please post an age or any mental illnesses you might have. I'm trying to assess things.
So far I haven't seen anyone articulate a poop fetish to people who don't have it.
>>25261334
>Does poop taste good to them,
No
>how do you get off of poop, by looking at it?
For many, it is about a girl being dirty. Women often seem perfect and porcelain and flawless, so the idea that they do disgusting dirty things becomes exciting. A lot of men are into sweat or BO for similar reasons. So, yes, some do get off on just watching it. The other big subset of scat fetishists is people who are attracted to consumption or being shit on as an act of degradation or slavery.
>Do you have to eat it to get off.
>Do you have to rub it all over you.
The guys who are into it because it's "dirty" don't, but but often they are into the slavery aspect as well (or vice versa). The guys who are into slavery probably would be more likely to, but even a lot of them stop with just being shit ON (often with "smearing"), for health reasons, or because eating it is honestly very difficult. Even "expert" scatfags have trouble.
>Does it smell good to you or something?
In a weird twisted sexual way but I think even scatfags admit it smells awful. Especially up close. Compare it with fart fetishists, who often have their fetish killed the first time a girl farts right in their face and they almost die.
>How far does your fetish go?
Let's just say I'm on the "slavery" side of things.
>What are you thinking when you think of poop.
How much I hate myself.
>Are you able to rationalize your fetish, put it into words that makes it sound attractive?
In my head it's an extension of other forms of slavery, so it makes some kind of sense to me, but I also know it's not attractive to anyone.
your waifu is a WHORE
top kek it seems /r9k/ has been cucked again
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/6184467/Bebo-photos-of-Star-Wars-actress-Daisy-Ridley-show-her-wild-child-past.html
I'm numb at this point pham. I assume all females are whores by default.
>>25261318
>oh no a teenage kid drank alcohol and smoked marijuana
gee whiz grandpa
>>25261364
>roastie defending a degenerate
top cuck
Just moved into a new place.
What the heck do you put on the walls? They're so bare and depressing.
Is it douchey to put vinyl records on the wall?
Draw some faces, that's what I do.
Buy pictures from second hand store
I'm gonna put my favorite movie posters in the living room.
american psycho, taxi driver and 10 things I hate about you
