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>NEET for 2 years
>literally never left my apartment except for late night grocery shopping
>forced to take 2 trips into the city this week
>took the bus
>I'm coming down with some serious flu
oh shit, is my immune system broken after two years of staying inside?
It's possible. When you don't use something it tends to atrophy
>have pretty fucked-up fantasies about raping a girl I've known for 10 years, feeling pretty ashamed of myself
>think it's only fair she knows so that she can decide whether she feels comfortable hanging out around me IRL, so I tell her
>gives me the weirdest fucking look before saying...
>"huh... that's pretty hot, anon. tell me more?"
>my fucking face when
HIGHSCORE
haven't fucked her yet but have talked to her more and yeah the conversation went from autistic -> alpha in record time tbqh
Who else here has done something totally autistic only for it to turn out unexpectedly based for them?
DUDE, YOU ARE SO FUCKING LUCKY
>>25110754
>>25110754
> be me
> known some weird kid since the 5th grade, talk to him just to be nice
> sometimes let him hang around my friends
> 2 days ago
> he comes up to me
> "l-listen femanon. I have something i really need to get off my chest"
> oh god he' going to confess love
> tells me he dreams about raping me
> almost barf
> "oh... um..m that's interesting"
> already plotting to contact law enforcement
> " tell me more about these fantasies, please?"
>>25110754
>girl like the idea of getting fucked
no shit son
ITT we explain whats wrong with women in 1st world society
They have a 3rd dimension.
They were allowed to vote. This event guaranteed the decline of Western civilization.
they have been given the most privileged, least restricted lives of any human demographic that's ever existed and then taught to believe they are oppressed.
if we raised girls under the expectations we have for boys they would be less shitty.
they still wouldn't date or fuck robots because that's just irresponsible as fuck.
> tfw i can't afford more than 5 GBP per person for christmas
>>25110631
Its ok anon, its the thought that really counts and they will understand that if they aren't a bunch of superficial idiots. Money doesn't equal love.
>>25110631
>Sad because you can't afford a nice gift for ANOTHER person
Neetfags and empath fags really are pathetic.
>>25110631
I have a little over $2 in change and no income. Fuck anyone if they want a gift from me.
"Hey anon, why don't you come to a club with us and have a good time?"
>>25110488
>Why don't you do us all a favor and go off to the military and die in Pakistan
Best comeback tbhfam
>>25110488
>"Clubs are for complete losers, I have better things to do and I wouldn't be caught dead hanging out with you"
>uses "modern" as a synonym of "good"
>uses "traditional" as a synonym of "good"
>>25110365
>Uses a synonym for a good modern tradition
>describes herself as "progressive" when she means "I sheepishly follow the trends of media tastemakers"
I hate who I am. I browse 4chan and I see race bait threads reminding me of how shitty I am for being black, being a nigger.
I'll never get a girl worth having, and my kids if I have any will almost always be dark skinned. That's not a problem, but I want them to be more than just black.
Why did I have to be born a nigger?
Right, I think you need to sort out your identity then build from there.
Do not identify as black. Be part of the country you are in. Do not use a fake Jamaican accent to be accepted by 'your own kind' and ignore blacks that call you a race traitor. They will say you're acting white. But it's for your own good.
Just don't do what your stereotype states you do.
Now, story toyme.
My mate is in a psychology class when a black girl says she's african because she is black, but she was born in England. Many people agreed because we are a cuck nation.
>>25110345
>giving a shit what 4chan thinks
you're just as dumb as all of these people parroting racist meme words like they actually means anything IRL
>>25110345
> implying this isnt /pol/pagranda
hey guys wassup?
>>25110305
End mighe life.
Remember manlets. It's because he's so TALL and handsome as hell, NOT because he's so SHORT and handsome as hell
>>25110271
that guy look like 6'7
6'5 and a fitting beard for Tay Tay
Also the money. Let's not forget the money.
So does any sort of real discussion happen here at all anymore, or do people just repeat meme words like chad, normie, cuck, roastie, stacy, alpha, beta etc without any actual thought?
It's just a script that runs this whole show. It's all for you, meng, you're actually the only one that is real here.
So, enjoy!
-- end transmission
so you lonely virginfags how does this make you feel?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLhjdMCnux4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V356ZEcmmkY
>>25110165
I stopped feeling at ~19
so uh
awake.. and a little hungry i guess
>>25110165
Nothing, really. Porn has completely desensitized me.
Also are they literally taking twerking classes or what?
Just took a great shit.
That is all.
Are you fucking kidding me? That's pitiful. When I take a shit, it snakes three times around the circumference of the toilet bowl. Get on my level, rabbitpoop
literal 1/10 shit
looks like a small clump of spoiled ground beef
if your shit isn't consistently a solid brown log which is twice the girth and length of your erect penis, you should kill yourself
>>25110162
>literal shitpost
Go back to /b
Chad goes for the fame by shielding some Stacies, gets BTFO himself. Why aren't all Chads this brave enough to take gunshots for women who don't even care for them?
>>25110138
We need more shooters
>>25110608
>>>25109786
>>25109786
Bloxnshitbcsbvfjbdbjh
CAUSE SHE'S SO HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH
HIGH ABOVE ME
SHE'S SO LOVELYYYYYYY
SHES SO HIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH
LIKE CLEOPATRA
JONE OF ARC
OR AFRODYTIE
https://youtu.be/_ElORM9O-0U
saaaave tonight
gone tomorrow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nntd2fgMUYw
SOMEBODY TOLD ME THAT YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND THAT LOOKED LIKE A GIRLFRIEND THAT I HAD IN FEBRUARY OF LAST YEAR
https://youtu.be/Y5fBdpreJiU
late 90s/early 2000's radio thread?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbD5dShemps
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wd2aeZhu9xY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J95gaG7MYQY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8Xb_7YDroQ
Any robots ever seen 40 Year Old Virgin?
Watching it on TV right now and it is really, really good. It doesn't even make me feel bad about myself desu. It's funny as shit and its nice how the friends don't really make fun of him but just try to force him to get laid.
Steve Carrell really plays a good sperg.
Yeah, I've seen it.
It becomes less and less funny with each passing year, for obvious reasons.
