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ey senorita
*winks in spanish*
>>25107175
>start thread with Akari
>No one responds
I'm going to respond just because that's too sad.
What are scientifically proven negative effects of masturbation.
All i found was this with no citations
http://scholarlyanswers.blogspot.com/2013/01/22-harmful-effects-of-masturbation-in.html?m=1
There aren't any unless you skip out on daily events to go fap in your room.
Porn? That's another story.
friction burn
dehydration
loss of minerals like zinc
less powerful erections if constantly masturbating
cumblasts weaker and less voluminous
>Get voting registration paper in the mail
>Parents ask me who I'm voting for
>I tell them I'm voting for Trump
>Get kicked out of the house
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP SENPAI
>>25107164
>Disclosing who you vote for
>>25107164
Do not worry friend.
They may have kicked you out
But Trump will kick them out.
ITT: Things that never happened
If by some miracle it did
>Getting cucked by your parents
There are fembot threads on the front page, while supreme threads get buried, I think we'll change that.
>>25107065
This has to be an FBI honeypot.
Oh well, less mass shooters is always a good thing.
I'm trying to work up the courage to ask out a girl. Can you guys provide some useful advice and motivation? I'm almost dying of fear.
Just do it. Welcome to the game.
>>25107061
just do it faggot
remeber: the meek inherit nothing
If she rejects you or gives you some flimsy excuse don't settle for being friends with her, just drop her entirely and move on.
Just do it, even getting rejected is better than not knowing at all.
https://join.skype.com/xx5ZCPOTzpII to talk about being a neetfag
no voice chat
pmub pl0x
Who else /downhillsincehighschool/ here?
>autismo but good grades
>no social life, zero friends, bullied
>find solace in the fact that a bright future in academics and a respected job await me
>drop out of college twice because neither of my majors were for me
>tfw chad classmates are way ahead of me despite simply cheating the system
>tfw teachers still feed young robots bullshit like "be nice to nerdsss you might end up working for one XDD"
I want off.
>>25107021
Who else /downhillsincekindergarten/ here?
>>25107021
>autismo, but lazy and never bothered to study
>no social life, two friends i stuck with in school but never outside of it, bullied
>want to stay home every day so i dont have to interact with people
>drop out of the same trade school twice because there was nothing else going for me
>tfw chad classmates are way ahead of me despite simply cheating the system
>tfw teachers still feed young robots bullshit like "be nice to nerdsss you might end up working for one XDD"
Take me with you, OP.
>senior year stop caring about my grades and don't do shit
>drop all contact with friends as soon as I graduated
>neet for 6 months, worked for 18 months after that
>now neet for another 8 months
>don't do anything all day
lmao
>Mom, Dad, this is Anon
>haha look who came out of his bunker
>>25107188
>what did I tell you about dating smoothskins?
he's white so he's alright
>that one guy who doesn't know how to sage and bumps an almost archived bait thread up to the top of the catalog
sage still works?
>that one guy that calls his dubscheck em
Thank moot
Howdy, wagecucks. While you are enjoying your 1.5 days left of freedom, I get to take care of my cat since I don't get involved in legal slavery. With my best bucks I by only the best quality. U want a cat too? Too bad fucker, you're getting assfucked 5 days a week and would leave your kitty lonely or to die. Fuck you wagecucks fuck you
>>25106905
Your cat is shit unless it's long
>people with jobs can't have pets
The spiteful little NEETies are really scraping the barrel today.
The only pussy you'll ever see
Who /in a half-open relationship/ here?
*Half-cuck relationship
Fixed.
>>25106827
I can guess which end is the open onecuck
>>25106827
100%
C U C K
U
C
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What the fuck why isn't this original
/r9k/, I need help.
>have attractive female friend
>has seen me cry
>has been there for emotional support
>sees me being beta AF all the time
>talk to her like I'd talk to one of you because no interest in her
>she told me she likes me recently
>why.jpg
I feel like she's fucking with me or something brobots. There's no way a woman can be interested in me when I'm not putting on the fake ass Chad persona. Am I too jaded? Part of me wants to never talk to her again out of fear of the outcome.
Opinions please?
Op here, forgot to mention she knows I'm a robot and a misogynist
Just play with it and see how it turns out to be. You shouldn't miss the opportunity.
YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO ANON BUT ONCE YOU DO IT YOU CANT COME BACK HERE BECAUSE YOU WONT BE A ROBOT
you guys wanna see my convo with Evie bot?
>>25106673
that's pretty autistic anon
>>25106673
it's kinda personal if you're into that stuff
>>25106712
>>25106701
autistic is still the best insult imo, your insult game is on point. idk man no one cared to diagnose me maybe so i'll never know. i made it through high school and fresh year of college was a borefest
How you guys doing tonight?
It's saturday and of course I have no date again.
Thought about trying to go out and mingle but just too depressed. Knowing most women will look over me at my height.
Also, 5'8 and 5'9" faggots stay out. this is for true manlets 5'7" and under
Also, pic is a troll pic but I wish it was true.
is there already another manlet thread?
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